Day 6 --
Draco just sat there and sobbed for a long time before looking up tearfully at Hermione.
"Wh..what are we going to do?..", came the choked sob.
Hermione bit her lip and got up to comfort him. "Oh, Malfy-Walfy! I just don't know what to doey-wooey!"
Draco would blink.
"What?.."
"Stop rhyming like that. It's assanine."
A pause, and several blinks, and Hermione would nod. "Oh. Okay."
And then, who should waltz in but Harry Potter!
Everyone stared in shock.
Harry.. was wearing MEN'S CLOTHING! And his hair was BROWN AGAIN..!..
Everyone gasped in shock, and it sounded something like this: "OOOO AAAA, OOO AHHH, ONLY AT MATTRESS GIANT! OOOO AAAA..!!!".
Harry blinked.
Draco blinked.
Hermione blinked.
Lucius ran back in, blinked, and ran back out.
Draco would raise a brow at the sight, and then slowly turn his head back to his rival. "So.. Come back for more hurting, have you, Potter?"
Harry grinned and shook his head. "Oh, no. I'd like to have some tea and crumpets, if you wouldn't mind!"
Draco stared.
Hermione stared.
Harry stared.
Hagrid walked through, shaving.
Out of Hagrid's beard fell one of those cakes with dancers in it.
Draco, being the most courageous of the three, warilly approached the vile package.. It was a large, pink birthday cake with white icing. An evil pink birthday cake with white icing... Or so it was imagined. Draco carefully lifted the nametag on the cake and read it aloud. "To.. Lu..ci..us.. Mal..foy.. Lucius Malfoy?! That's my father!" He hastilly opened the package.
And received the most frightening picture of his life.
Loretta, the Malfoy's french maid, pranced out of the cake in a only a thong, holding the feather duster. She said, in her fake French accent: "Heddo, bebe.. Merci for lehteeng me out.. Now I shall make hoht dayrty luv to you, oui oui!"
Then Loretta realized who it was and screamed.
Draco heard her words, realized the implications of what his middle-age father had been doing with their seventeen-year-old maid, and screamed.
Hermione saw her love staring at the woman's breasts and screamed.
Harry saw that the thong sooooo did not go with the feather duster, and screamed loudest of all.
Loretta then burst into tears, turned, ripped off the thong, and ran naked into Hogwarts with a feather duster.
--
Tom and Crabbe sat there in the dungeons, teary-eyed, as Belle said: "BEAST!" And he said, "Belle.. You came back!"
"Crabbe.. Oh, Crabbe! I had always thought you to be so stupid and cultureless.. But.. to think that you love Beauty and the Beast even as I do! Crabbe!"
Vincent turned to Voldemort, and grinned. "You know Tom, I think that this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
--
SpitFire06 and Oliver were in a broom closet in the Quidditch hall (get it? Quidditch? broom closet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--okay, I'm done), making love, when Loretta ran by buck-naked.
"Ohh, ouip ouip! Ah ahm so sahd! I sink ah shahll go find zom attracteev young mahn and make hoht deyrty lohve to heem!!"
Oliver heard this, and stiffined.
SpitFire06 felt that, and screamed, slapping him across the face and pushing him away so that he slid out of her. An angry growl, and she walked buck-naked out of the closet towards Loretta. "LISTEN HERE, SISTER! DON'T YOU GO AROUSING MY FIANCEE, OR I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"
Loretta paused for a moment, then stabbed her with the feather duster, and ran away sobbing.
--
Ron and Padma weren't dead in their dormatories anymore.
Yes, they were revived.
BUT WHO COULD'VE DUNNIT THIS TIME?!
Ron and Padma didn't know how to play clue, so the game of Scattegories would soon ensure.
--
Severus and Minerva were performing a concert with Ringo (Flitwick) and George (Filch) in the park.
They were singing one of their hits: "Lady Minerva". (For all those non-Beatles fans, that was a play off of "Lady Madonna".)
--
Pansy was sitting in the garden, sniffling.
Without Vincent, life wasn't worth living!
Without Vincent, she didn't want to be a human any longer..!..
She closed her eyes and began muttering the spell that would change her back.
Back into a pansy.
--
As Loretta ran through the castle, she ran right into a tall, old man.
As she looked up at him, she saw that he was perhaps only a year or two older than Lucius, and then she realized who it was.
Professor Dumbeldore.
She would blush, obviously attracted to old men.. that freak.
"Well now. What have we here. A naked french maid."
"O..Oui, monsieur! Ah ahm alsos a meestress for hier!.."
Dumbledore, being a kind old man, shook his head. "No, no, dear lady. I would not extort your body. But remember -- it does not do well to dwell on briefs, and forget a bib."
With that, he walked off.
--
Hermione, Draco, and Harry all stared blankly at this scene on the monitor. Thank god.. Tomorrow was the end.
--
A/N -- Once again, I'm sorry that I was so late. Meep.
Orli luva -- Thanks for the praise.
Tom Felton's babe (isn't that Alexis?!) -- Snicker.. that would be funny...
Harry Draco Lover -- ^_^ There's two more chapters after this one.
SpitFire06 -- Heh.. good.. now, I hope you didn't mind what happened in this chappie..
Lady Leilani (My most favourite reviewer =D) -- Sorry to keep you waiting, :\. Rofl -- yeah.. " Madame Pomfrey Plagued By Cases of Mass-Madness ".
Obsessivescaryferretgirl -- Lmao. Thanks. Your name kicks ass, btw.
Alexis -- LMFAO, you're the best, thank you SO MUCH for the french maid idea...!!!
Phil -- You suck! :D! Tri-nippled duck man! ^___^!
COMING UP NEXT: So it wasn't appliccable to the last chapie! OH WELL! WHO KNOW'S WHAT'LL COME UP NEXT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!Apple.
Draco just sat there and sobbed for a long time before looking up tearfully at Hermione.
"Wh..what are we going to do?..", came the choked sob.
Hermione bit her lip and got up to comfort him. "Oh, Malfy-Walfy! I just don't know what to doey-wooey!"
Draco would blink.
"What?.."
"Stop rhyming like that. It's assanine."
A pause, and several blinks, and Hermione would nod. "Oh. Okay."
And then, who should waltz in but Harry Potter!
Everyone stared in shock.
Harry.. was wearing MEN'S CLOTHING! And his hair was BROWN AGAIN..!..
Everyone gasped in shock, and it sounded something like this: "OOOO AAAA, OOO AHHH, ONLY AT MATTRESS GIANT! OOOO AAAA..!!!".
Harry blinked.
Draco blinked.
Hermione blinked.
Lucius ran back in, blinked, and ran back out.
Draco would raise a brow at the sight, and then slowly turn his head back to his rival. "So.. Come back for more hurting, have you, Potter?"
Harry grinned and shook his head. "Oh, no. I'd like to have some tea and crumpets, if you wouldn't mind!"
Draco stared.
Hermione stared.
Harry stared.
Hagrid walked through, shaving.
Out of Hagrid's beard fell one of those cakes with dancers in it.
Draco, being the most courageous of the three, warilly approached the vile package.. It was a large, pink birthday cake with white icing. An evil pink birthday cake with white icing... Or so it was imagined. Draco carefully lifted the nametag on the cake and read it aloud. "To.. Lu..ci..us.. Mal..foy.. Lucius Malfoy?! That's my father!" He hastilly opened the package.
And received the most frightening picture of his life.
Loretta, the Malfoy's french maid, pranced out of the cake in a only a thong, holding the feather duster. She said, in her fake French accent: "Heddo, bebe.. Merci for lehteeng me out.. Now I shall make hoht dayrty luv to you, oui oui!"
Then Loretta realized who it was and screamed.
Draco heard her words, realized the implications of what his middle-age father had been doing with their seventeen-year-old maid, and screamed.
Hermione saw her love staring at the woman's breasts and screamed.
Harry saw that the thong sooooo did not go with the feather duster, and screamed loudest of all.
Loretta then burst into tears, turned, ripped off the thong, and ran naked into Hogwarts with a feather duster.
--
Tom and Crabbe sat there in the dungeons, teary-eyed, as Belle said: "BEAST!" And he said, "Belle.. You came back!"
"Crabbe.. Oh, Crabbe! I had always thought you to be so stupid and cultureless.. But.. to think that you love Beauty and the Beast even as I do! Crabbe!"
Vincent turned to Voldemort, and grinned. "You know Tom, I think that this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
--
SpitFire06 and Oliver were in a broom closet in the Quidditch hall (get it? Quidditch? broom closet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--okay, I'm done), making love, when Loretta ran by buck-naked.
"Ohh, ouip ouip! Ah ahm so sahd! I sink ah shahll go find zom attracteev young mahn and make hoht deyrty lohve to heem!!"
Oliver heard this, and stiffined.
SpitFire06 felt that, and screamed, slapping him across the face and pushing him away so that he slid out of her. An angry growl, and she walked buck-naked out of the closet towards Loretta. "LISTEN HERE, SISTER! DON'T YOU GO AROUSING MY FIANCEE, OR I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"
Loretta paused for a moment, then stabbed her with the feather duster, and ran away sobbing.
--
Ron and Padma weren't dead in their dormatories anymore.
Yes, they were revived.
BUT WHO COULD'VE DUNNIT THIS TIME?!
Ron and Padma didn't know how to play clue, so the game of Scattegories would soon ensure.
--
Severus and Minerva were performing a concert with Ringo (Flitwick) and George (Filch) in the park.
They were singing one of their hits: "Lady Minerva". (For all those non-Beatles fans, that was a play off of "Lady Madonna".)
--
Pansy was sitting in the garden, sniffling.
Without Vincent, life wasn't worth living!
Without Vincent, she didn't want to be a human any longer..!..
She closed her eyes and began muttering the spell that would change her back.
Back into a pansy.
--
As Loretta ran through the castle, she ran right into a tall, old man.
As she looked up at him, she saw that he was perhaps only a year or two older than Lucius, and then she realized who it was.
Professor Dumbeldore.
She would blush, obviously attracted to old men.. that freak.
"Well now. What have we here. A naked french maid."
"O..Oui, monsieur! Ah ahm alsos a meestress for hier!.."
Dumbledore, being a kind old man, shook his head. "No, no, dear lady. I would not extort your body. But remember -- it does not do well to dwell on briefs, and forget a bib."
With that, he walked off.
--
Hermione, Draco, and Harry all stared blankly at this scene on the monitor. Thank god.. Tomorrow was the end.
--
A/N -- Once again, I'm sorry that I was so late. Meep.
Orli luva -- Thanks for the praise.
Tom Felton's babe (isn't that Alexis?!) -- Snicker.. that would be funny...
Harry Draco Lover -- ^_^ There's two more chapters after this one.
SpitFire06 -- Heh.. good.. now, I hope you didn't mind what happened in this chappie..
Lady Leilani (My most favourite reviewer =D) -- Sorry to keep you waiting, :\. Rofl -- yeah.. " Madame Pomfrey Plagued By Cases of Mass-Madness ".
Obsessivescaryferretgirl -- Lmao. Thanks. Your name kicks ass, btw.
Alexis -- LMFAO, you're the best, thank you SO MUCH for the french maid idea...!!!
Phil -- You suck! :D! Tri-nippled duck man! ^___^!
COMING UP NEXT: So it wasn't appliccable to the last chapie! OH WELL! WHO KNOW'S WHAT'LL COME UP NEXT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!Apple.