HAHA! This is short and quite pointless but it popped into my
head this morning while I was Hope you enjoy!!! And let me
know what you think!! If you're a Relena fan and find this
disturbing and offensive, then go ahead and FLAME ME! I've never
been flamed before, don't know what it's like...
Disclaimer: Don't own' em. Are you happy now, DR. KILLJOY???!!!!
If I Were A Doggie
The Letter:
Dearest Heero, Ever since I met you I have hopelessly fallen for you and the way you always threaten to kill me, you dashing devil, you * wink wink * ! Oh how you set my soul on fire every time you turn around and try to jump out a window upon seeing me..although I'm beginning to think you are trying to avoid me. But I can help you, Heero. I can help you live like a normal person ...under one condition...MARRY ME!! Then we could live happily ever after and be together for all eternity every micro-second of every minute of every day and have a family and have a huge pink castle in the land called 'Pink Paradise Por Las Pompous Pink-worshipping Poop-heads' where I spend vacation and ride genetically engineered pink ponies, and go swimming in a pink lake and even when I get a tan it is bright pink . Remember my sweet, I worship the ground you walk upon * mega--sigh * and I shall always love you! Your Dearest, Princess Relena.
P.S. : That rumor about me secretively being a 40-year old, horizontally challenged, unshaved, smelly, bald guy named Eggbert Saggybut who is a wig-wearing, pink-loving, corset-sporting, nose- picking crossdresser is untrue. Ha, you'll never know my secret..a gu -- erm, girl - has to be a little mysterious, right? And besides, I'm too smart for you..
The Reply:
Dearest Eg--I mean-Relena,(eew, I said your name, now I have to go wash my mouth with soap.ggrrrr..!) Ever since I saw you, I freaked. But seeing how persistent you are in worshipping me and the ground I walk on, I must admit that your will is strong and you fail to give up trying. Can't believe I just gave you a compliment.great, now for another visit to Mr. Soap-Suds! Oh. Those threats about killing you were not meant to turn you on, but to scare you off. The jumping out of the windows and off of steep rocky cliffs were meant as signals for you to stay away, you know, as in : Don't come any closer or I'll jump. I figured that since you love me you wouldn't want me to get injured but you kept advancing towards me. Damn you're dense. Marry you?!! Sorry, I'm engaged.to my beloved Wing- Zero! Still, if it makes you feel better, I wrote you a poem:
" If I were a doggie And you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg And give you a shower!"
Now leave me alone. Sincerely Wing-Zero's (and not yours!) Heero.
P.S.: What...rumor..?..OH MY GOD!!!
Disclaimer: Don't own' em. Are you happy now, DR. KILLJOY???!!!!
If I Were A Doggie
The Letter:
Dearest Heero, Ever since I met you I have hopelessly fallen for you and the way you always threaten to kill me, you dashing devil, you * wink wink * ! Oh how you set my soul on fire every time you turn around and try to jump out a window upon seeing me..although I'm beginning to think you are trying to avoid me. But I can help you, Heero. I can help you live like a normal person ...under one condition...MARRY ME!! Then we could live happily ever after and be together for all eternity every micro-second of every minute of every day and have a family and have a huge pink castle in the land called 'Pink Paradise Por Las Pompous Pink-worshipping Poop-heads' where I spend vacation and ride genetically engineered pink ponies, and go swimming in a pink lake and even when I get a tan it is bright pink . Remember my sweet, I worship the ground you walk upon * mega--sigh * and I shall always love you! Your Dearest, Princess Relena.
P.S. : That rumor about me secretively being a 40-year old, horizontally challenged, unshaved, smelly, bald guy named Eggbert Saggybut who is a wig-wearing, pink-loving, corset-sporting, nose- picking crossdresser is untrue. Ha, you'll never know my secret..a gu -- erm, girl - has to be a little mysterious, right? And besides, I'm too smart for you..
The Reply:
Dearest Eg--I mean-Relena,(eew, I said your name, now I have to go wash my mouth with soap.ggrrrr..!) Ever since I saw you, I freaked. But seeing how persistent you are in worshipping me and the ground I walk on, I must admit that your will is strong and you fail to give up trying. Can't believe I just gave you a compliment.great, now for another visit to Mr. Soap-Suds! Oh. Those threats about killing you were not meant to turn you on, but to scare you off. The jumping out of the windows and off of steep rocky cliffs were meant as signals for you to stay away, you know, as in : Don't come any closer or I'll jump. I figured that since you love me you wouldn't want me to get injured but you kept advancing towards me. Damn you're dense. Marry you?!! Sorry, I'm engaged.to my beloved Wing- Zero! Still, if it makes you feel better, I wrote you a poem:
" If I were a doggie And you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg And give you a shower!"
Now leave me alone. Sincerely Wing-Zero's (and not yours!) Heero.
P.S.: What...rumor..?..OH MY GOD!!!