LOTR Kareoke
Now we have Gollum Singing "My Precious love" lenny kravits
Gollum walks out in spandex(bad image)
You came to me like a dream
How would I know it was a scheme
To get me to you
Your touch burned like fire
Through my hands
Although we were life times apart
Making mistakes was my game
my life I tried to rearrange
But now I know that you are a evil ring
Host:Thank you Gollum.interesting image there.
Host: now we have Aragorn singing"i just can't wait to be king" from the Lion King
Aragorn walks on stage in a kingly robe
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight
Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the ground and on the wing
It's gonna be King Aragorn's finest fling
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
Host: now we have legolas singing "Hair"
Legolas walks on stage with sparkly hair and clothes as you hear sighs from the audiance
Host to thebackstage people: we might need secerity here.
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here elf baby, there elf mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as i can grow it
Host: thank you Legolas, you your very interesting performance
Host: now we have Sam singing "we go together" from Grease
Sam: This song is dedicated to Frodo*winks at someone backstage
We go together, like rama, lama, lama, kadingy, kading-a-dong
Remember forever, as shoowop, shoowally, wally, yippity, boom-de-boom
Chang-chang, changadee-chang-chibop, that's the way it should be, wahoo, yeah
Next we have Bilbo singing "Smaug, the magic dragon"
Bilbo walks on stage with a stuffed dragon
Bilbo starts singing
Yeah...
Smaug, the magic dragon,
Lived by the Mountain
And frolicked in the deepinging caves
In a land called the Lonely Mountain
Bilbo Baggins
Killed that rascal Smaug,
And brought him death by arrows
and other fancy stuff
Host: Now we are going to have a short intermission
Have commercials with corny music
*legolas walk on stage*
Legolas: Do you need a hairspray that holds all day? well then try legolas's charming locks hairspray.
See how pretty it looks*shows a view of his hair*
Legolas: now when i am fighting Orcs my hair won't look ugly,so i will concentrate on beating Gimli on the nimber of Orcs we killed. Yeah
Host: oK now back to the Show
Now we have Gandalf singing some wizard song
Gandalf comes out on stage with a microphone
Walking in the woods one day
I met a man who said that he was magic
Wonderful things he said
Pointed hat upon his head
Knew why people laughed and cried
Why they lived and why they died
Orcs followed him around
He walked the woods without a single sound
Golden rings at his door
Elves and Hobbits sat on the floor
Silver sunlight in his eyes
The wizard turned and melted in the sky
Host: now to enlighten us all we have Meerry and Pipin singing "Hobbits just wanna have fun"
Merry and Pipin come walking out on stage with food in their hands, and start singing
Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with you?
Hobbits just wanna have Lunch
come on...
I come home in the morning light
my mother says when are you gonna have your second breakfast?
oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
and hobbits they want to have lunch
oh hobbits just want to have lunch
Host: Next we are going to have Frodo but before that another commercial
*Gimli walks on stage*
Gimli: Do you need a new apir of nose hair clippers,well try Dwarf nose clippers and i guarrente that your nose hairs will come off more easly ttthen before and you can own these will only 4 easy payment of 19.99 (in dwarf money that is)
Host: now we have everybody's favorite ringbearer,Frodo..
Random audiance member: Yes....
2nd Audiance member: My preciosssssssss!
*Frodo starts singing
This golden ring doesn't shine for me anymore
And this golden ring doesn't mean what it did before
And if you've got someone who's love is true
Let it shine for you
Now we have Gollum Singing "My Precious love" lenny kravits
Gollum walks out in spandex(bad image)
You came to me like a dream
How would I know it was a scheme
To get me to you
Your touch burned like fire
Through my hands
Although we were life times apart
Making mistakes was my game
my life I tried to rearrange
But now I know that you are a evil ring
Host:Thank you Gollum.interesting image there.
Host: now we have Aragorn singing"i just can't wait to be king" from the Lion King
Aragorn walks on stage in a kingly robe
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight
Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the ground and on the wing
It's gonna be King Aragorn's finest fling
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king
Host: now we have legolas singing "Hair"
Legolas walks on stage with sparkly hair and clothes as you hear sighs from the audiance
Host to thebackstage people: we might need secerity here.
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here elf baby, there elf mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as i can grow it
Host: thank you Legolas, you your very interesting performance
Host: now we have Sam singing "we go together" from Grease
Sam: This song is dedicated to Frodo*winks at someone backstage
We go together, like rama, lama, lama, kadingy, kading-a-dong
Remember forever, as shoowop, shoowally, wally, yippity, boom-de-boom
Chang-chang, changadee-chang-chibop, that's the way it should be, wahoo, yeah
Next we have Bilbo singing "Smaug, the magic dragon"
Bilbo walks on stage with a stuffed dragon
Bilbo starts singing
Yeah...
Smaug, the magic dragon,
Lived by the Mountain
And frolicked in the deepinging caves
In a land called the Lonely Mountain
Bilbo Baggins
Killed that rascal Smaug,
And brought him death by arrows
and other fancy stuff
Host: Now we are going to have a short intermission
Have commercials with corny music
*legolas walk on stage*
Legolas: Do you need a hairspray that holds all day? well then try legolas's charming locks hairspray.
See how pretty it looks*shows a view of his hair*
Legolas: now when i am fighting Orcs my hair won't look ugly,so i will concentrate on beating Gimli on the nimber of Orcs we killed. Yeah
Host: oK now back to the Show
Now we have Gandalf singing some wizard song
Gandalf comes out on stage with a microphone
Walking in the woods one day
I met a man who said that he was magic
Wonderful things he said
Pointed hat upon his head
Knew why people laughed and cried
Why they lived and why they died
Orcs followed him around
He walked the woods without a single sound
Golden rings at his door
Elves and Hobbits sat on the floor
Silver sunlight in his eyes
The wizard turned and melted in the sky
Host: now to enlighten us all we have Meerry and Pipin singing "Hobbits just wanna have fun"
Merry and Pipin come walking out on stage with food in their hands, and start singing
Hey now, hey now
What's the matter with you?
Hobbits just wanna have Lunch
come on...
I come home in the morning light
my mother says when are you gonna have your second breakfast?
oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
and hobbits they want to have lunch
oh hobbits just want to have lunch
Host: Next we are going to have Frodo but before that another commercial
*Gimli walks on stage*
Gimli: Do you need a new apir of nose hair clippers,well try Dwarf nose clippers and i guarrente that your nose hairs will come off more easly ttthen before and you can own these will only 4 easy payment of 19.99 (in dwarf money that is)
Host: now we have everybody's favorite ringbearer,Frodo..
Random audiance member: Yes....
2nd Audiance member: My preciosssssssss!
*Frodo starts singing
This golden ring doesn't shine for me anymore
And this golden ring doesn't mean what it did before
And if you've got someone who's love is true
Let it shine for you