The darkness that surrounds.

Duh! i only wish i owned these guys! (Especially Snape! *drool*)

I also stole the truth or dare thing from lady sev. She rocks.

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It was about 3 in the afternoon when Snape came into his office. He looked about at the bunch.
Harry Potter-His hair an odd purple
Hermione Granger -her mouth glued shut
Ron Weasley -still smoking slightly
Draco Malfoy -dressed as a drag queen
and himself. Professor Snape. An odd resemblance to Sirius in dog form. Needless to say Severus had been less thrilled. "How did this happen?"

"It was Malfoy's fault!" Harry blurted. "He threw his 'essay' on Hermione!"

"Did she deserve it?" Snape rasped coldly. As usual. Hermione tried to say something but was-er-unable to.

"Detention! All of you!" He waved his wand and all was fixed. Except Ron's smoking. "You're punishment is this. You all must stay here in the potions room till 9 tonight."

"Er... Professor? You really want me getting along with this group? A mudblood, weasel and the boy who lived? these Gryffendors?"

"Malfoy. You aren't trying to undermine me are you?"

"No Professor..."

"Good. Than obey. You begin now!" With that Snape left the group to their own devices.

"Well it's only...seven hours..."Hermione responded. She had been trying to cheer herself and had failed miserably. Draco looked to the group. "Well, I suggest we try to pass the time. Granger. How about that muggle game?" Hermione looked pleased that he'd remembered. "You mean truth or dare?" The evilness in her grin made Ron feel slightly uncomfortable. Everyone looked around and nodded. The game was on.

"Potter! Truth or dare?" Harry thought a bit and grinned. "Truth" Draco smirked as he asked."Are you a virgin?"

"Draco!" Hermione gasped."If we start out like this Snape will return to us naked and we'll never get out of detention!"

"Quite the contrary! If Snape returns to all of us naked he'll never put us in detention again! After all! We are supposed to be making friends right?"

Harry grinned. "What can I say? I haven't met the right one yet." Draco nodded in agreement. "Hermione"

"Er-Truth?" She was frightened of what might be asked but it still beat running around nekkid. "Did you and Krum ever..."

Hermione looked horrified at Harry "NO! GROSS!" After shaking her head as if to shake off the nausea, she looked at Ron. "Ron?"

"After those questions? Dare!" Almost instantly he'd regretted it. "You have to wright a love letter and hand it to Filch. For ." Ron gulped. After allowing a moment for Harry and Draco to pull themselves off the floor, Ron smiled. "Draco?"

"Dare!" He emphasized the word as if he'd risked death. "Kiss Hermione, Full mouth, 5 second minimum." Hermione looked helplessly at Ron just before Draco looked into her eyes. He quickly attached himself to her lips. Hermione looked frightened then trailed off. She closed her eyes and kissed back. Harry waited at least a minute before breaking it up. "Ok! This is a game! Not a makeout session!" Hermione pulled back, blushing, while Draco smiled evilly still looking into her eyes. Hermione couldn't help but smile back. "Hermione?"

"er-Dare. Why not!"

"For the next twenty four hours you're dating Potter." Hermione looked shocked than resigned to this nodded in acceptance. "Harry?"

"Dare."

"For the next twenty four hours you're dating Malfoy."

"I can't date Malfoy! I'm dating you!"

"So?" Draco looked ill. Ron burst out laughing. "Ron?"

"Yes?"

"Truth or dare?"

"Oh. uh-Truth."

"Are you still a vir-"

"No. This one time, at band camp..."

"Never mind." Harry looked shocked and Draco whispered "You know, technically this means he's cooler than us." Hermione shot him a look as if she were about ready to burst into laughter. Ron grinned "Draco?"

"Dare."

"Tonight. Nine thirty. Gryffendor commons. You're going to propose to Fred." At this everyone burst into laughter, including Draco. "Better than running around naked. Ron. You're the only one i haven't gotten."

"Dare."

"Tomorrow during lunch you're going to ask McGonagall out. From your table so that everyone can hear you."

"That's nothing! Harry?"

"Dare! This is getting interesting!"

"Tomorrow in potions you have to try to get Snape to go out with you. If he says no you'll have to tell him you'll leave Draco for him."

"Yours is worse."

"Mine's McGonagall. Yours is worse."

"You're right. Hermione?"

"Dare"

"Tomorrow you'll drink Neville's potion." Hermione sat shocked. "That could be deadly! I won't do it!"

"Double dare! While Ron's confessing his love to McGonagall you have to run over to the Slytherin table and kiss Draco." Draco looked in horror. "Don't I get a say in this?" Harry grinned. "No."

"Alright. Draco?"

"Truth. you people are getting too weird."

"Did you like kissing me?" Draco smiled devilishly and looked at her. "Yes. I'd do it again if I wouldn't get smacked." Hermione turned bright red."Harry?"

"Dare." Draco thought. He didn't want to be too common. He smiled maliciously. "Have you ever been skinny dipping?"

"I said dare."

"I know." That's when Harry recognized that smile. "Uh, no."

"Good. Hopefully you never will. Tomorrow you will swim in the lake and do your best dolphin impersonation. You have to do this half an hour after last class."

"Well, everyone already thinks I'm crazy. Ron?"

"Dare."

"Tomorrow in divination you will predict Trelawney's death. A serious accident with a vending machine."

"A what?"

"Exactly."

Ron shrugged. "Hermione?"

"Dare"

"When Snape comes to get us you have to kiss him. mouth. I won't say tongue only because he might bite it off."

That just happened to be the time Snape came. Hermione ran up to him, threw her arms around his neck and kissed him twice as deeply as Malfoy. She pranced off saying "See you in class tomorrow, Sev!" Snape turned and responded. "What the bloody hell was that? Did she just call me Sev?"

"Girls emotions, professor. What can I say? If you'll excuse me, my boyfriend and I need to go to Gryffendor tower."

"YOUR what?!" Draco took Harry's hand and kissed him jokingly on the cheek. They skipped off together leaving Ron. He would have followed if he were standing. Snape raised an eyebrow. "Don't worry professor. He's only going to propose to my brother Fred."

"WHAT?!" but it was too late Ron had run.

Gryffendor tower

Harry had been more than happy to whisper the password to violet (the fat lady was on vacation) and Harry, Ron, Hermione and the rest of Gryffendor laughed as Malfoy took Fred's hand in his, looked in his eyes and poured his heart out.

"I love you! I've always loved you! Marry me!"

Snape was walking to Gryffendor to find out what was going on when Draco ran into him, coated in some green ooze. "Professor" was all he had time to say before the Gryffendors chased him all the way to the Slytherin door.

Lunch

Till lunch the day was fairly uneventful. Ron decided if everyone else was doing so well, he was too. He stood in the middle of the great hall and started singing "I will always love you" The teachers, still in shock from Ron nearly died when Hermione and Draco ran into each other's arms and kissed passionately. Snape started to figure out what was happening and decided he was going to embarrass them.

"Hermione! What about last night? Draco! I thought you were seeing Potter!:"

Dumbledore recognized Severus' playfulness and giggled quietly to himself.

"I'm dating him too!" Severus' jaw dropped and he quickly reseated himself while the entire hall burst in laughter and chatter. That's when Ron finished. "Professor McGonagall! I love you! Go out with me!"

divination

Ron stared gazing into his ball. He was thinking how to make this believable. "I see something!" The room fell silent. "I see a large muggle machine. with snacks in it. You're there, professor! You're looking into the machine...OH MY GOD! IT FELL ON YOU!" Ron looked up to a pale Trelawney. She threw everyone out early to align her karma.

Potions

As everyone crammed into potions Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco found a table. Snape looked suspiciously at them. "Are all of you feeling alright?" He actually looked worried.

"No!" Harry began "Professor, Ever since my first day in this class i knew you were special!"

"GET OUT!" Snape yelled, almost hyperventilating. Harry walked backwards to finish. "But I love you! I'll leave Draco for you!" Snape pointed towards the door, as red as a beet.

About two minutes in Snape noticed Ron writing a note. He walked over and grabbed the paper from under Ron's quill and began. "Writing notes, Weasley? Ah! A love letter! To McGonagall?" Then he saw the name. .

"FILCHES CAT?!"

"I cant help it!"

"OUT! ALL THREE OF YOU!"

As they walked into the hallway Harry smiled at them. "I know it's early, but too the lake?"

The lake

Snape let his class go early so that he might have a word. Preferably a four letter word, but a word none the less. He looked around and knew. Follow the laughter to the window. Snape looked down to find Harry Potter Flopping around trying to balance balls on his nose and flapping his arms like fins. He was still dressed in his school robes and was drenched. It was April, so Snape would have figured this a bit chill for a swim, but that's what was happening. Potter was swimming in the lake.

Snape approached them just as they were disbanding. "What are you four up to?" They tried to sound innocent, but the giggling didn't help. "Nothing, Professor Snape."

"What do you three have to say for yourselves? Your behavior has been odd to put it lightly." Draco grinned and responded to this.

"Can we have detention again?"

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