One More Time!
I do not own Harry Potter or anything else here. If i did it wouldn't be a fanfic page. I'd charge $29.99 for the book and make a fortune. Unfortunately, as I said, I own nothing here.
Thank you.
Snape sat in his office trying to figure out last Wednesday. All four of the students got along great for the following 24 hours. What had happened? He'd asked them all. Nothing. Snape had an idea.
Monday
Snape had given his detentions. Harry, Hermione and Ron had been the easy ones. It had been getting Draco that had been the problem, but it was the trip to Hogsmeade that had given him the idea. Catch him in the three broomsticks and sneak the seat behind him. Wait for a few cursewords. Hey, this is Draco after all! Not a problem! Well, Snape had his detention given in about five minutes. Draco was furious till Snape said who he'd be in there with. Snape was not happy when he found out Neville Longbottom, Cho Chang and the rest of the Weasley clan had been given this detention as well. Maybe it was for the better this way. Minerva was near a nervous breakdown when Ronald Weasley confessed his undying love in the lunchroom.
Then they began strolling in. Within three minutes everyone was there except... "Where's Granger?"
"Here i am!" she ran in, still trying to put books into her bag. "I'm sorry if I'm late. There was a horrible incident in advanced transfiguration." Snape scowled. "I trust you have a written excuse?" Hermione held out the paper covered in scratches and bite marks. Snape took a quick glance and placed it on his waste basket.
"Well, as you all know we need potions for the hospital wing. Here's the list. Five of each. You have five hours. If you need help, ask the know it all." and with that he swooshed out of the room.
"There's only four potions! We can have this done in half an hour!" Hermione grinned. Then Malfoy grinned. Then Ron and Harry grinned. "Uh-" Neville looked around frightened. "What did we miss?"
"Our last detention." Malfoy said smuggly. "Oh! When you proposed, loverboy?" Fred batted his eyelashes at Malfoy. "Exactly. Let's get this done. Anyone up for a game?"
Well, Hermione had been wrong. It would have taken HER half an hour. All of the potions were done in ten minutes. They all sat around a table and decided since this was Neville, Ginny and Cho's first game that Hermione would go first.
"Harry! Truth or dare?"
"Dares are more fun." Hermione looked around. "Uh- OH! I have a great one! You have to eat lunch tomorrow without your hands!" Harry glared. "That's the best you can do?" Hermione shrugged. "I'm just warming up." Harry rolled his eyes. "Draco! Truth or dare!"
Just to give a well rounded explanation to the newbies, Truth."
"Have you ever accidently eaten anything George and Fred made?"
"Actually, yes. Just once. Canary cream. I'm allergic to feathers though." Fred and Georges faces lit up. "Cho?"
"Dare!" She grinned from ear to ear. "Let Fred do your make up tomorrow. You can't wash it off all day." A look of horror washed across both of them. Cho shook off the shock and looked furious. "This is all Snape's fault!" Harry looked at her. "Really! He hunted all three of us and gave us detentions for copying off of Malfoy!" Draco snickered. "Please! That's what Granger is for! He caught me cursing in Hogsmeade!" Hermione grinned. "Well than! Lets dedicate this game to Snape!" Everyone grinned in agreeance.
"George?"
"Dare! But start me slow!" Cho looked confused and pointed at Fred. She shrugged and stated "Tomorrow you are Fred." Fred looked around. "Well, who am I supposed to be?"
"You're Fred as well. Now I won't be the only one who's confused!" Everyone stifled a giggle at this remark.
"Neville?"
"Dare!" George gave a hideous grin. "Tomorrow you have to dress as Gilderoy Lockheart!" Draco winced at the name. "Oh! A fate worse than death! And you have potions tomorrow!" Neville merely smiled as he looked over to Ginny. "Oh! Me? Uh- Truth!"
"Do you have a crush on anyone? And if yes Who?" Ginny thought about this and finally replied "Yeah. Cho." All of the brothers choked and turned to her wide eyed. "What? You diddn't think hanging around with testosterone all my life wouldn't do anything, did you?" Cho just smiled. Ron finally had to ask. "What about that crush you had on Harry?"
"Oh! That was puppy love. No offence Harry." Harry shrugged. "None taken"
"Hermione?"
"Truth"
"Same question." Hermione grinned. "What if I'm stuck between two?"
"WHO?!?!" Everyone burst at once. "Well, Ron's such a sweetheart! Great conversationalist and always supportive. Draco's physically gorgeous and the domineering type. I'm stuck!" Ron stared gaping at his friends admission. "Really?" Hermione just winked. Draco just got a look of triumph and grinned as he's never grinned before.
"Ron?"
"Truth"
"What's your favorite aspect of yourself?" Ron just stared at her dumbfounded. "My eyes? Never really thought about it. I do have nice eyes though." Everyone rolled theirs. "Fred?"
"Truth"
"Who's the worst person you ever slipped a canary cream?"
"You remember last month when Snape was sick for three days? I diddn't know he was alergic to feathers!" Everyone laughed.
"We're picking too many truths! Dare! Dare! Draco?"
"Sure. Dare."
"Tomorrow you get to wear one of Hermione's dresses!" Draco looked slightly less than amused till he looked at Neville.
"Dare!" Draco smiled. "Well, while you're dressed as Lockheart you will give an autograph to Professor Snape." Neville raised an eyebrow. "That's it? Hermione?"
"Dare!" Neville burst out laughing and could barely say his dare. "I've noticed George is lonely over there! You need to take him on a date tomorrow." There was a chuckle across the room. "Cho?"
"Dare!"
"Tomorrow you will feel the need to dance on the lunch table. During lunch." Cho grinned. "Finally! A good dare! George?"
"Dare, of course!" Cho grinned. "Tomorrow you'll ask Neville for an autograph whenever you see him!" George grinned highly. "Sis?"
"Dare! This is getting interesting!"
"Tomorrow you'll tell Dubledore he's a sexy bitch!" Everyone lost it. After five minutes, when people could breathe again "Draco?"
"Dare!" The grin on her face was priceless. "In honor of Snape, Tomorrow you will sing 'Open Arms' by Journey. In potions. To Snape. Draco looked at her akwardly. "How did you know I sing?" He shook his head. "Harry?"
"Dare."
"Tomorrow you will officially be a slytherin! You can borrow one of my robes. You have to stay away from gryffendor tower till lights out and you get to hang out in the slytherin commons. You need to find out we're not all that bad." Harry thought about it. "Good one! Fred?"
"Dare!"
"Every time you see Snape raise his eyebrow ask him if he has something in his eye. I'm running out of good ideas." Fred shrugged. I'll be asking him for a solid hour tomorrow. Good thing it wasn't Thursday. Double potions! Ron?"
"Dare!" Fred grinned. "After the beautiful song you sang to her last week, you need to ask McGonagall if she'll go Snape hunting with you." Draco looked confused."Er, Isn't that Snipe hunting?"
"Not tomorrow." Ron grinned. "Cho?'
"Dare! And a good one!" Ron thought for a moment and shrugged. "Send Snape a signed love letter!" Cho grimaced. "I said a good one! Ginny?"
"Dare! Give me the best you have!" Cho looked unusually calm for a game like this. "Tomorrow you'll offer Snape a lap dance for an A on your potions final!" Her brothers burst laughing and everyone else shook their heads. "What's wrong, Hermione?"
"Well, I'm wondering why i diddn't think of that first!" Ginny giggled uncontrolably till she finally managed "George?"
"Dare!" Ginny crossed her arms, smiling ear to ear. "Tomorrow you will refer to Snape as 'Sevvy dear'." George just shook his head. "Fred?"
The twins just looked at eachother for a moment. "Okay! Dare then! Tomorrow, every time you hear the word 'Green' you'll burst into song. Good?" Fred grinned. "Oh yeah! Neville?"
"Dare."
"Well you're pretty good on a broom. Tomorrow fly around the school three times screaming 'twinkle twinkle little star' at the top of your lungs." Neville nodded. "Hermione?"
"Dare!"
"Tomorrow you'll confess your undying love to our professor of the day!" Hermione rolled her eyes. "Over done! Harry?"
"Duh!"
"You'll provide Draco with backup for his serenade to Snape." Harry looked unamused. "I can't sing. Sorry Draco. Ron?"
"Give me the best you've got!" Harry shook his head. "Tomorrow, after you've asked McGonogall about Snape hunting, you'll ask Snape what seasonings he'll go good with!" There was an explosion of laughter, then Snape entered the room. Everyone looked towards him as he asked." Have you all finished the potions?"
"Yes, Professor!" Hermione beamed. "You may go." Snape stated, backing against the wall and covering his mouth. Everyone ran out and Hermione winked to Snape.
Tuesday
Lunch
Food hadn't been served yet, which was just as good for him. While looking over the table he noticed something out of the ordinary. "Good afternoon, Potter. Is there a reason you're at my table?" Harry beamed and showed his badge to Snape. "I'm at the right table. I'm slytherin." Snape raised an eyebrow. "Professor, do you have soething in your eye? Do you need a kleenex?" Just then the food apeared. "Mr. Weasley! That is the third time today you've asked me! Might you have an eye fetish?" Suddenly he heard yelps and giggling from behind him and turned to see Harry face first in his food! "Potter! What on Earth?!"
"I'm starved today!" Harry said, his face and some of his hair covered in food. "Get a napkin and clean yourself up. You have green icing-" And George burst into song.
"HAVE YOU ALL GONE MAD???!?!"
Dubledore and McGonagall came to see what was going on. Harry was face down on his plate AND at the slytherin table. Fred was now attached to snape's side asking if he had something in his eye between choruses. Draco was wearing a dress. Neville was wearing a neon pink outfit and was signing autographs. Cho Chang suddenly leaped onto the gryffendore table and started dancing to what Fred was singing.
It was obvious, though Snape was having problems, that McGonogall was enjoying the sight of Snape panicking. That is until she noticed Ron grinning at her. "Professor, If you don't have anything you're doing tonight, would you like to go Snape hunting with me? Oh, and Professor Snape, What seasonings do you think you'll go well with? Red or white wine?" Snape's jaw dropped and he ran to the professor's table. He refused to come down till everyone left for their classes. McGonogall was not far behing him. Dubledore looked around and smiled, shaking his head as if he knew what was happening. Ginny grinned. "Professor, I just wanted to let you know you are a sexy bitch!"
"Thank you, Miss Weasley, but please watch your tongue in the lunch room." he stated, returning to his table.
Snape took this chance to save himself a little trouble. "Fred Weasley?" and there were two answers. Snape looked at them, being careful not to raise his eyebrow. "You two have an excuse from potions today. You can go to care of magical creatures instead."
"Yes, Sevvi dear!" Snape scowled at the two, afraid of what they might do if he took points.
Potions
Harry and Draco got there a little early to practice 'Open arms'. Snape arived and they sat quietly in their seats waiting for class to start. Ocasionally you could hear "-kle little star! How i wond-" coming from the window. Snape glanced out the window, raising an eyebrow, than he glanced around the room in fear of someone asking him if he had anything in his eye. Ron looked over to Snape's desk and couldn't help himself. "Professor, Why do you have all of those pictures of Neville?" Snape jumped back before responding. "I confiscated these from your brother. They both have detention tomorrow for refusing to tell me which was which."
Finally the bell had rang, but Neville was not yet there. He got in about five minutes late. "Five points for tardiness. Neville, i trust you can find your desk without flying around the room singing?" Neville handed a signed picture before going to his seat. Snape looked dumbfounded and half the class burst into giggling. This is when Draco took his que. He sang beautifully to a petrified professor who looked to be on the verge of tears. After the applause died off, and Draco complimented Harry on his singing Snape had to. "You two! Out! Malfoy! Get out of that dress!!"
"You can't throw them out!" Snape looked at Hermione. "And why not Miss Granger?" She threw her arms around him "Because i love you!" Ginny burst out laughing. "Hey, while romance is in the air I'll give you a lap dance for an A on the final!"
"I have a note for you!" Cho ran over and placed the note in Snape's pocket after showing him the lipstick kiss on the envelope. "Miss Chang, What happened to your makeup?" Snape asked still trying to push off a groveling Hermione. "Fred did it! Do you like it?"
"Are you sure it wasn't George?" Hermione finally backed off and crossed her arms. "It better had not have been George! We still have a date tonight!"
Snape looked around the room as if he were surrounded by flesh eating pixies. "THAT'S IT! ALL OF YOU OUT!! NNNOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone ran from the room honestly too frightened to walk. Snape was about to burst. As the door closed, leaving him alone, Snape walked over to his closet and grabbed a mirror and a bottle of fire whisky. He arrived in Dumbledore's office in minutes. He told Dumbledore what had happened and explained that the mirror could relive the detention they'd had. "Severus, What's the fire whiskey for?" Snape looked at Dumbledore and downed the bottle. "Was it really that bad?"
"That doesn't describe it. I'm going to Hogsmeade for another bottle. Or three."
I do not own Harry Potter or anything else here. If i did it wouldn't be a fanfic page. I'd charge $29.99 for the book and make a fortune. Unfortunately, as I said, I own nothing here.
Thank you.
Snape sat in his office trying to figure out last Wednesday. All four of the students got along great for the following 24 hours. What had happened? He'd asked them all. Nothing. Snape had an idea.
Monday
Snape had given his detentions. Harry, Hermione and Ron had been the easy ones. It had been getting Draco that had been the problem, but it was the trip to Hogsmeade that had given him the idea. Catch him in the three broomsticks and sneak the seat behind him. Wait for a few cursewords. Hey, this is Draco after all! Not a problem! Well, Snape had his detention given in about five minutes. Draco was furious till Snape said who he'd be in there with. Snape was not happy when he found out Neville Longbottom, Cho Chang and the rest of the Weasley clan had been given this detention as well. Maybe it was for the better this way. Minerva was near a nervous breakdown when Ronald Weasley confessed his undying love in the lunchroom.
Then they began strolling in. Within three minutes everyone was there except... "Where's Granger?"
"Here i am!" she ran in, still trying to put books into her bag. "I'm sorry if I'm late. There was a horrible incident in advanced transfiguration." Snape scowled. "I trust you have a written excuse?" Hermione held out the paper covered in scratches and bite marks. Snape took a quick glance and placed it on his waste basket.
"Well, as you all know we need potions for the hospital wing. Here's the list. Five of each. You have five hours. If you need help, ask the know it all." and with that he swooshed out of the room.
"There's only four potions! We can have this done in half an hour!" Hermione grinned. Then Malfoy grinned. Then Ron and Harry grinned. "Uh-" Neville looked around frightened. "What did we miss?"
"Our last detention." Malfoy said smuggly. "Oh! When you proposed, loverboy?" Fred batted his eyelashes at Malfoy. "Exactly. Let's get this done. Anyone up for a game?"
Well, Hermione had been wrong. It would have taken HER half an hour. All of the potions were done in ten minutes. They all sat around a table and decided since this was Neville, Ginny and Cho's first game that Hermione would go first.
"Harry! Truth or dare?"
"Dares are more fun." Hermione looked around. "Uh- OH! I have a great one! You have to eat lunch tomorrow without your hands!" Harry glared. "That's the best you can do?" Hermione shrugged. "I'm just warming up." Harry rolled his eyes. "Draco! Truth or dare!"
Just to give a well rounded explanation to the newbies, Truth."
"Have you ever accidently eaten anything George and Fred made?"
"Actually, yes. Just once. Canary cream. I'm allergic to feathers though." Fred and Georges faces lit up. "Cho?"
"Dare!" She grinned from ear to ear. "Let Fred do your make up tomorrow. You can't wash it off all day." A look of horror washed across both of them. Cho shook off the shock and looked furious. "This is all Snape's fault!" Harry looked at her. "Really! He hunted all three of us and gave us detentions for copying off of Malfoy!" Draco snickered. "Please! That's what Granger is for! He caught me cursing in Hogsmeade!" Hermione grinned. "Well than! Lets dedicate this game to Snape!" Everyone grinned in agreeance.
"George?"
"Dare! But start me slow!" Cho looked confused and pointed at Fred. She shrugged and stated "Tomorrow you are Fred." Fred looked around. "Well, who am I supposed to be?"
"You're Fred as well. Now I won't be the only one who's confused!" Everyone stifled a giggle at this remark.
"Neville?"
"Dare!" George gave a hideous grin. "Tomorrow you have to dress as Gilderoy Lockheart!" Draco winced at the name. "Oh! A fate worse than death! And you have potions tomorrow!" Neville merely smiled as he looked over to Ginny. "Oh! Me? Uh- Truth!"
"Do you have a crush on anyone? And if yes Who?" Ginny thought about this and finally replied "Yeah. Cho." All of the brothers choked and turned to her wide eyed. "What? You diddn't think hanging around with testosterone all my life wouldn't do anything, did you?" Cho just smiled. Ron finally had to ask. "What about that crush you had on Harry?"
"Oh! That was puppy love. No offence Harry." Harry shrugged. "None taken"
"Hermione?"
"Truth"
"Same question." Hermione grinned. "What if I'm stuck between two?"
"WHO?!?!" Everyone burst at once. "Well, Ron's such a sweetheart! Great conversationalist and always supportive. Draco's physically gorgeous and the domineering type. I'm stuck!" Ron stared gaping at his friends admission. "Really?" Hermione just winked. Draco just got a look of triumph and grinned as he's never grinned before.
"Ron?"
"Truth"
"What's your favorite aspect of yourself?" Ron just stared at her dumbfounded. "My eyes? Never really thought about it. I do have nice eyes though." Everyone rolled theirs. "Fred?"
"Truth"
"Who's the worst person you ever slipped a canary cream?"
"You remember last month when Snape was sick for three days? I diddn't know he was alergic to feathers!" Everyone laughed.
"We're picking too many truths! Dare! Dare! Draco?"
"Sure. Dare."
"Tomorrow you get to wear one of Hermione's dresses!" Draco looked slightly less than amused till he looked at Neville.
"Dare!" Draco smiled. "Well, while you're dressed as Lockheart you will give an autograph to Professor Snape." Neville raised an eyebrow. "That's it? Hermione?"
"Dare!" Neville burst out laughing and could barely say his dare. "I've noticed George is lonely over there! You need to take him on a date tomorrow." There was a chuckle across the room. "Cho?"
"Dare!"
"Tomorrow you will feel the need to dance on the lunch table. During lunch." Cho grinned. "Finally! A good dare! George?"
"Dare, of course!" Cho grinned. "Tomorrow you'll ask Neville for an autograph whenever you see him!" George grinned highly. "Sis?"
"Dare! This is getting interesting!"
"Tomorrow you'll tell Dubledore he's a sexy bitch!" Everyone lost it. After five minutes, when people could breathe again "Draco?"
"Dare!" The grin on her face was priceless. "In honor of Snape, Tomorrow you will sing 'Open Arms' by Journey. In potions. To Snape. Draco looked at her akwardly. "How did you know I sing?" He shook his head. "Harry?"
"Dare."
"Tomorrow you will officially be a slytherin! You can borrow one of my robes. You have to stay away from gryffendor tower till lights out and you get to hang out in the slytherin commons. You need to find out we're not all that bad." Harry thought about it. "Good one! Fred?"
"Dare!"
"Every time you see Snape raise his eyebrow ask him if he has something in his eye. I'm running out of good ideas." Fred shrugged. I'll be asking him for a solid hour tomorrow. Good thing it wasn't Thursday. Double potions! Ron?"
"Dare!" Fred grinned. "After the beautiful song you sang to her last week, you need to ask McGonagall if she'll go Snape hunting with you." Draco looked confused."Er, Isn't that Snipe hunting?"
"Not tomorrow." Ron grinned. "Cho?'
"Dare! And a good one!" Ron thought for a moment and shrugged. "Send Snape a signed love letter!" Cho grimaced. "I said a good one! Ginny?"
"Dare! Give me the best you have!" Cho looked unusually calm for a game like this. "Tomorrow you'll offer Snape a lap dance for an A on your potions final!" Her brothers burst laughing and everyone else shook their heads. "What's wrong, Hermione?"
"Well, I'm wondering why i diddn't think of that first!" Ginny giggled uncontrolably till she finally managed "George?"
"Dare!" Ginny crossed her arms, smiling ear to ear. "Tomorrow you will refer to Snape as 'Sevvy dear'." George just shook his head. "Fred?"
The twins just looked at eachother for a moment. "Okay! Dare then! Tomorrow, every time you hear the word 'Green' you'll burst into song. Good?" Fred grinned. "Oh yeah! Neville?"
"Dare."
"Well you're pretty good on a broom. Tomorrow fly around the school three times screaming 'twinkle twinkle little star' at the top of your lungs." Neville nodded. "Hermione?"
"Dare!"
"Tomorrow you'll confess your undying love to our professor of the day!" Hermione rolled her eyes. "Over done! Harry?"
"Duh!"
"You'll provide Draco with backup for his serenade to Snape." Harry looked unamused. "I can't sing. Sorry Draco. Ron?"
"Give me the best you've got!" Harry shook his head. "Tomorrow, after you've asked McGonogall about Snape hunting, you'll ask Snape what seasonings he'll go good with!" There was an explosion of laughter, then Snape entered the room. Everyone looked towards him as he asked." Have you all finished the potions?"
"Yes, Professor!" Hermione beamed. "You may go." Snape stated, backing against the wall and covering his mouth. Everyone ran out and Hermione winked to Snape.
Tuesday
Lunch
Food hadn't been served yet, which was just as good for him. While looking over the table he noticed something out of the ordinary. "Good afternoon, Potter. Is there a reason you're at my table?" Harry beamed and showed his badge to Snape. "I'm at the right table. I'm slytherin." Snape raised an eyebrow. "Professor, do you have soething in your eye? Do you need a kleenex?" Just then the food apeared. "Mr. Weasley! That is the third time today you've asked me! Might you have an eye fetish?" Suddenly he heard yelps and giggling from behind him and turned to see Harry face first in his food! "Potter! What on Earth?!"
"I'm starved today!" Harry said, his face and some of his hair covered in food. "Get a napkin and clean yourself up. You have green icing-" And George burst into song.
"HAVE YOU ALL GONE MAD???!?!"
Dubledore and McGonagall came to see what was going on. Harry was face down on his plate AND at the slytherin table. Fred was now attached to snape's side asking if he had something in his eye between choruses. Draco was wearing a dress. Neville was wearing a neon pink outfit and was signing autographs. Cho Chang suddenly leaped onto the gryffendore table and started dancing to what Fred was singing.
It was obvious, though Snape was having problems, that McGonogall was enjoying the sight of Snape panicking. That is until she noticed Ron grinning at her. "Professor, If you don't have anything you're doing tonight, would you like to go Snape hunting with me? Oh, and Professor Snape, What seasonings do you think you'll go well with? Red or white wine?" Snape's jaw dropped and he ran to the professor's table. He refused to come down till everyone left for their classes. McGonogall was not far behing him. Dubledore looked around and smiled, shaking his head as if he knew what was happening. Ginny grinned. "Professor, I just wanted to let you know you are a sexy bitch!"
"Thank you, Miss Weasley, but please watch your tongue in the lunch room." he stated, returning to his table.
Snape took this chance to save himself a little trouble. "Fred Weasley?" and there were two answers. Snape looked at them, being careful not to raise his eyebrow. "You two have an excuse from potions today. You can go to care of magical creatures instead."
"Yes, Sevvi dear!" Snape scowled at the two, afraid of what they might do if he took points.
Potions
Harry and Draco got there a little early to practice 'Open arms'. Snape arived and they sat quietly in their seats waiting for class to start. Ocasionally you could hear "-kle little star! How i wond-" coming from the window. Snape glanced out the window, raising an eyebrow, than he glanced around the room in fear of someone asking him if he had anything in his eye. Ron looked over to Snape's desk and couldn't help himself. "Professor, Why do you have all of those pictures of Neville?" Snape jumped back before responding. "I confiscated these from your brother. They both have detention tomorrow for refusing to tell me which was which."
Finally the bell had rang, but Neville was not yet there. He got in about five minutes late. "Five points for tardiness. Neville, i trust you can find your desk without flying around the room singing?" Neville handed a signed picture before going to his seat. Snape looked dumbfounded and half the class burst into giggling. This is when Draco took his que. He sang beautifully to a petrified professor who looked to be on the verge of tears. After the applause died off, and Draco complimented Harry on his singing Snape had to. "You two! Out! Malfoy! Get out of that dress!!"
"You can't throw them out!" Snape looked at Hermione. "And why not Miss Granger?" She threw her arms around him "Because i love you!" Ginny burst out laughing. "Hey, while romance is in the air I'll give you a lap dance for an A on the final!"
"I have a note for you!" Cho ran over and placed the note in Snape's pocket after showing him the lipstick kiss on the envelope. "Miss Chang, What happened to your makeup?" Snape asked still trying to push off a groveling Hermione. "Fred did it! Do you like it?"
"Are you sure it wasn't George?" Hermione finally backed off and crossed her arms. "It better had not have been George! We still have a date tonight!"
Snape looked around the room as if he were surrounded by flesh eating pixies. "THAT'S IT! ALL OF YOU OUT!! NNNOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone ran from the room honestly too frightened to walk. Snape was about to burst. As the door closed, leaving him alone, Snape walked over to his closet and grabbed a mirror and a bottle of fire whisky. He arrived in Dumbledore's office in minutes. He told Dumbledore what had happened and explained that the mirror could relive the detention they'd had. "Severus, What's the fire whiskey for?" Snape looked at Dumbledore and downed the bottle. "Was it really that bad?"
"That doesn't describe it. I'm going to Hogsmeade for another bottle. Or three."