Howdy yall! This is Original Prankstar! With a lot of helpfull advice, I
was able to make my new story more buetifull than than 1 million al-quada
terrorist being choped up slowly by midgets! Oh, dont mind my gramer, I
have to use word pad now since my computer crased and I lost all of that
important shit. Well, on with the disclaimer. (Fucking lawyers!)
Disclaimer!: I own nothing in this whole fuck'n story! GOT IT! So if you're a fuck'n lawyer and want to sue someone, erm, sue fred. I dont know who or what fred is, just sue him!
Story Title Goes Here DUMBASS!: Still got money troubles, and we gotta deal with those two retards
It was another cold, snowy, unpleasent day in Icicle Inn, and Cloud was lookin for work. Over the last two days Cloud was forced to use Sephy's shampoo, so his hair looked like Sephy's, except it wasn't Sephy's hair in a sense, it was just simular. While I was talking about Clouds hair, Cloud enetered a Buisness called "TOO GOOD, TOO BAD!".
Cloud: Excuse me, are you Mr. Speigel.
Spike: Why yes I am!
Cloud: Cloud Lockheart, I aplied for the job.
Spike: Oh, so you're Cloud. Good, lets get to work.
Cloud: That fast huh?
Spike:Yeah so, I don't care what you're references are, just as long as you can kill people real fast, see?
Cloud: Okay!
And with that, Cloud Lockheart and..... HEY, WAIT A SECOND HERE! CLOUD LOCKHEART? Man, I always thought Tifa was forcefull, but Damn! So, anyways, Cloud and Spike take off in a rocket to Mars. Yes, there is a colony on Mars, okay! I just simply merged the two worlds of Cowboy Bebop and ff7!
Meanwhile, in Midigar
Sepheroth: Stuipid Tifa, Makin me get a job! AHHHHHHRGGGG! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO KILL THINGS!........ Hey, a mall! I got me 3 dollars, LETS GO TO TOWN!
Meanwhile, in Rocket Town
Cid: God damn cat, if you hadn't open yer trap, Tifa'd never made me quit as ruler of Nazi land and get a job!
Cait Sith: I like to help Tifa!
Cid: EVEN IF SHE'S ON THE RAG?
Cait Sith: I like rags!
Cid: You're an imposible little bastard!
Well, it seems that Tifa has been sending the crew out to get jobs, but what about Barret, Yuffie, Vincent, and Red?
Speakin' of which, meanwhile, at Coasta De Sol.
Tifa:YES! That is when we killed Seperoth!
Vincent: Nu-uh! You're story is so screwed up! Rufus didn't die of some huge explosion, and what the heck caused that wepon to wake up!
Rufus: (busts in through front door, with Dark Nation) So, you are planing to kill me with those wepons that YOU woke up?
Tifa: Er, Rufus?
Rufus: Ah, Tifa, just as pretty as ever.... (begins to drool)
Tifa: Aw, christ. He's going back to a pre-endgame state too!
Vincent: RUFUS, WHERE IS HOJO?
Rufus: (does wierd hair flipy thingy) I dont know.
Vincent:(Pulls out a shotgun and raises it to Rufus) TELL ME!
Rufus: (also pulls out shotgun) NEVER!
While these two stand, guns raised, Yuffie steals both shotguns.
Yuffie:( wielding a shotgun in each hand) PUT THE MATERIA ON THE GROUND. (everyone complies). HAHAH! SUCKAS! I AM OFF TO MY HOUSE WERE I WILL HID MY MATERIA, AND THEN WHEN YOU COME TO GET IT BACK ILL TRICK YOU WITH SOME KIND OF SPOONY TRAP! AHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
Red: ( gets angry) My materia has been stolen by white woman with forked tonge!
Tifa: AHHHH! NOT YOU TOO!
That is truly depresing! Maybee Cid and Cait Sith are having better luck...
Meanwhile, in Racoon City...... Cid and Cait Sith are in the back of a Semi truck, they had earlier hitched a ride to get a job on the police force of Racoon City. The truck was at a gass station.....
Truck Driver: Yeah, here comes the pump boy. HEY BOY, FILL IT TO ABOUT HALF TANK! Man that kid is pale....
Pump Boy: Geraahhhhhh!
Truck driver:Thats nice, you speak spanish. NOW WOULD YOU FILL MY TANK!
Pump Boy: ERRRRRGAGAAAHA!
Truck Driver: BOY, I KNOW YOU SAID SOMETHIN BAD ABOUT ME IN SPANISH, IM GONA WOOP YER- (as the Truck driver exits the car, the Pump boy lunges at him and bites a huge hole in his neck!)
Cid:(hearing whats happening outside) That isn't good.....
Cait Sith: I'm gonna check it out!
Cid: Wai- I , er, mean, Yeah, You do that! (Snikers)
Cait Sith hops out of the Truck and looks about himself. When he sees nothing, he starts to do his weird dance thningy. He is interupted buy the Pump boy, who flies into him and begins to chew on Mog.
Cid: Ahhhh, see that Cat, he likes you!
Cait Sith: AHHHHHH! BUT HE'S CHEWNG ON ME! THE PAIN!
Cid: Heeheheheheh!
Cait Sith: Hellp meee.... (dies)
Pump boy: (begins to choke one all of Cait Siths Fluf.) AGH- hAHAJ-(dies, also)
Cid: He he eh! Now, time to figure out what the hell is going on here....
Cait Sith: (Paracutes down) HI CID! Im Cait Sith 345,243,523,515,454,345.5!
Cid: Dont they run out of you?
And so, Cid and Cait Sith set off into the world of Survival-Horror to get a job, and maybee find some herbs.
Meanwhile, on Mars?
Cloud and Spike are hovering outside the Swordfish, in space. Both are wearing suits.
Cloud: So, is this the "trick" you preform after the "Famous Floating Act?"
Spike: Shut up!
Cloud: I HATE YOU!
Spike: I HATE YOU TOO!
Cloud: I cant belive you left the keys in the Swordfish! Were just lucky that I found these suits on the bottom of the craft!
Spike: Hey, you didn't have to get out to chase after your damn wedding ring! It isn't that important, is it?
Cloud: (baby voice) yes, my snoogum-woogims gave it to me on our weding day!
Spike: Ahhh, christ, don't go and tell me yer gay!
Is cloud gay? Will Cid and Cait Sith survive the World of Survival Horror? The other new side stories have yet to be solved!? All this and more will be revealed in the next episode:
GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN LIFE, MONEY, MEMORY, HERBS, AND SO ON!
Credits: KFC, Popey's Chicken, McDonalds, Rice, The ALBASA (Anit Lance Bass as Sepheroth Association), and a bunch of other people. 2 COINS TO CONTINUE PLAYING!
Disclaimer!: I own nothing in this whole fuck'n story! GOT IT! So if you're a fuck'n lawyer and want to sue someone, erm, sue fred. I dont know who or what fred is, just sue him!
Story Title Goes Here DUMBASS!: Still got money troubles, and we gotta deal with those two retards
It was another cold, snowy, unpleasent day in Icicle Inn, and Cloud was lookin for work. Over the last two days Cloud was forced to use Sephy's shampoo, so his hair looked like Sephy's, except it wasn't Sephy's hair in a sense, it was just simular. While I was talking about Clouds hair, Cloud enetered a Buisness called "TOO GOOD, TOO BAD!".
Cloud: Excuse me, are you Mr. Speigel.
Spike: Why yes I am!
Cloud: Cloud Lockheart, I aplied for the job.
Spike: Oh, so you're Cloud. Good, lets get to work.
Cloud: That fast huh?
Spike:Yeah so, I don't care what you're references are, just as long as you can kill people real fast, see?
Cloud: Okay!
And with that, Cloud Lockheart and..... HEY, WAIT A SECOND HERE! CLOUD LOCKHEART? Man, I always thought Tifa was forcefull, but Damn! So, anyways, Cloud and Spike take off in a rocket to Mars. Yes, there is a colony on Mars, okay! I just simply merged the two worlds of Cowboy Bebop and ff7!
Meanwhile, in Midigar
Sepheroth: Stuipid Tifa, Makin me get a job! AHHHHHHRGGGG! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO KILL THINGS!........ Hey, a mall! I got me 3 dollars, LETS GO TO TOWN!
Meanwhile, in Rocket Town
Cid: God damn cat, if you hadn't open yer trap, Tifa'd never made me quit as ruler of Nazi land and get a job!
Cait Sith: I like to help Tifa!
Cid: EVEN IF SHE'S ON THE RAG?
Cait Sith: I like rags!
Cid: You're an imposible little bastard!
Well, it seems that Tifa has been sending the crew out to get jobs, but what about Barret, Yuffie, Vincent, and Red?
Speakin' of which, meanwhile, at Coasta De Sol.
Tifa:YES! That is when we killed Seperoth!
Vincent: Nu-uh! You're story is so screwed up! Rufus didn't die of some huge explosion, and what the heck caused that wepon to wake up!
Rufus: (busts in through front door, with Dark Nation) So, you are planing to kill me with those wepons that YOU woke up?
Tifa: Er, Rufus?
Rufus: Ah, Tifa, just as pretty as ever.... (begins to drool)
Tifa: Aw, christ. He's going back to a pre-endgame state too!
Vincent: RUFUS, WHERE IS HOJO?
Rufus: (does wierd hair flipy thingy) I dont know.
Vincent:(Pulls out a shotgun and raises it to Rufus) TELL ME!
Rufus: (also pulls out shotgun) NEVER!
While these two stand, guns raised, Yuffie steals both shotguns.
Yuffie:( wielding a shotgun in each hand) PUT THE MATERIA ON THE GROUND. (everyone complies). HAHAH! SUCKAS! I AM OFF TO MY HOUSE WERE I WILL HID MY MATERIA, AND THEN WHEN YOU COME TO GET IT BACK ILL TRICK YOU WITH SOME KIND OF SPOONY TRAP! AHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
Red: ( gets angry) My materia has been stolen by white woman with forked tonge!
Tifa: AHHHH! NOT YOU TOO!
That is truly depresing! Maybee Cid and Cait Sith are having better luck...
Meanwhile, in Racoon City...... Cid and Cait Sith are in the back of a Semi truck, they had earlier hitched a ride to get a job on the police force of Racoon City. The truck was at a gass station.....
Truck Driver: Yeah, here comes the pump boy. HEY BOY, FILL IT TO ABOUT HALF TANK! Man that kid is pale....
Pump Boy: Geraahhhhhh!
Truck driver:Thats nice, you speak spanish. NOW WOULD YOU FILL MY TANK!
Pump Boy: ERRRRRGAGAAAHA!
Truck Driver: BOY, I KNOW YOU SAID SOMETHIN BAD ABOUT ME IN SPANISH, IM GONA WOOP YER- (as the Truck driver exits the car, the Pump boy lunges at him and bites a huge hole in his neck!)
Cid:(hearing whats happening outside) That isn't good.....
Cait Sith: I'm gonna check it out!
Cid: Wai- I , er, mean, Yeah, You do that! (Snikers)
Cait Sith hops out of the Truck and looks about himself. When he sees nothing, he starts to do his weird dance thningy. He is interupted buy the Pump boy, who flies into him and begins to chew on Mog.
Cid: Ahhhh, see that Cat, he likes you!
Cait Sith: AHHHHHH! BUT HE'S CHEWNG ON ME! THE PAIN!
Cid: Heeheheheheh!
Cait Sith: Hellp meee.... (dies)
Pump boy: (begins to choke one all of Cait Siths Fluf.) AGH- hAHAJ-(dies, also)
Cid: He he eh! Now, time to figure out what the hell is going on here....
Cait Sith: (Paracutes down) HI CID! Im Cait Sith 345,243,523,515,454,345.5!
Cid: Dont they run out of you?
And so, Cid and Cait Sith set off into the world of Survival-Horror to get a job, and maybee find some herbs.
Meanwhile, on Mars?
Cloud and Spike are hovering outside the Swordfish, in space. Both are wearing suits.
Cloud: So, is this the "trick" you preform after the "Famous Floating Act?"
Spike: Shut up!
Cloud: I HATE YOU!
Spike: I HATE YOU TOO!
Cloud: I cant belive you left the keys in the Swordfish! Were just lucky that I found these suits on the bottom of the craft!
Spike: Hey, you didn't have to get out to chase after your damn wedding ring! It isn't that important, is it?
Cloud: (baby voice) yes, my snoogum-woogims gave it to me on our weding day!
Spike: Ahhh, christ, don't go and tell me yer gay!
Is cloud gay? Will Cid and Cait Sith survive the World of Survival Horror? The other new side stories have yet to be solved!? All this and more will be revealed in the next episode:
GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN LIFE, MONEY, MEMORY, HERBS, AND SO ON!
Credits: KFC, Popey's Chicken, McDonalds, Rice, The ALBASA (Anit Lance Bass as Sepheroth Association), and a bunch of other people. 2 COINS TO CONTINUE PLAYING!