Something's wrong with Ranma!
A/N: Nope don't own ranma I wish I did
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** means thoughts
Ch.1 Rain Ranma Ramen Rush
It was an ordinary day in the Tendo home, Nabiki was recounting the days earnings, Kasumi was cleaning the laundry, Genma was sleeping in the living room while Mr. Tendo was well, he was just staring of in space. Akane was in her room studying and Ranma was out in the city. All was right in the world. Until Kasumi announced that she was going to let Akane cook. Everyone else with the exception of Ranma looked very very scared.
"Umm" Mr. Tendo started "Me and Genma have another training trip to go on. Right Genma?" The panda nodded.
"Sorry sis, have to go collect debts!" Nabiki said at the same time as all the family members started their escape. They ran to the doors and tried to open the doors. None would open.
"Going somewhere?" Akane said as she came down the stairs with a very annoyed look in her eyes. Everyone sighed realizing that there was no escape, and sat down for the dinner that was sure to kill them later.
An hour later
"All done!"
Akane came into the dining room with a platter of unrecognizable food. Genma cried while Mr. Tendo whimpered. Nabiki already took out the painkillers while Kasumi just smiled at the food. Placing the deadly platter on the table Akane noticed that someone was missing.
"Where's Ranma?" Nobody knew as they tried to put on smiles while trying to eat the food except for Kasumi who was always smiling. Thirty minutes later, Nabiki, Soun and Genma were all out; the pain to their stomachs knocked them out. "Meanies" Akane pouted. Kasumi smiled and told Akane what she did wrong.
Akane thought to herself, *At least Ranma isn't here to complain about my cooking. He'll just say "Oh uncute tomboy cooked again. Oh well I'm off to Shampoo's or Ukyo's to get some REAL food while leaving you crying, again."* She frowned. The door opened and Ranma walked in.
"Oh hello Ranma! I trust that the city was fun today. Would you like some food?" Kasumi greeted him. Everyone woke up. Nabiki and Soun were shaking their heads and Genma held up a sigh that said, "RUN BOY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!" Akane just sigh *Here it comes* she thought. Ranma just sat down and began eating. Kasumi smiled while everyone fell down, including Akane. Ranma finished two bowls before he stopped. *What's he doing?* Nabiki thought *He hasn't even said a word yet.* Genma and Soun were just dumbfounded while Akane was getting ready for his insults. Ranma did something even more suprising; he bowed.
"Thank you for the meal, it was good. I'll clear the dishes and clean the kitchen, then I'll turn in for the night." He spoke to everyone and without another word he picked up the dishes and left for the kitchen. He greeted everyone as he passed by them
"Hello father, Hello future father-in-law." He walked by Nabiki,
"Hello Nabiki, here is the money I owe you" He handed here a large pile of bills on her hand. He walked by Akane and stopped
"Hi Akane"
and he did something that shocked everyone again, he kissed her on the cheek. "Looking great, as always"
The girl could not even speak. Ranma left and entered the kitchen. As if one a cue, everyone looked at each other and ran at the to spy on him, Kasumi laughed and went back to the laundry. They took a peek in the kitchen to see it being cleaned by a rapid blur. Within minutes, the kitchen was sprinkling clean like Kasumi always left it. Ranma dried his heads and walked through the door, knocking everyone down. "Oh, so sorry!" he said as he dusted everyone off. After everyone was on their feet, Ranma walked out the room and yelled "Night everyone!"
Everyone was amazed at Ranma's new personality. Kasumi walked back in as said
"Oh I forgot. Master Happosai is back and his room is being remodeled so I let him share Ranma and Mr. Soutome's room with them" Everyone thought at the same time *OH CRAP!!!* So they ran towards Ranma's room where they expected a female ranma being groped by the pervert martial artist. What they saw as they entered the room was amazing.
Ranma just got wet and turned into a girl but he wasn't mad, she just grinned. "Happosai, how many times did I ask you not to do that?" she asked swinging her hips. The old man whined, "But Ranma, if I have to share your room, I want to enjoy myself." While at the same time, he was getting closer to Ranma. Ranma took no notice and just smile
"Okay then your forgiven, please don't do anything to me while I sleep"
The old man smiled a perverted smile "Okay but only if you tuck me into bed and kiss me goodnight. That would give this old man such joy."
Everyone just watched Ranma, waiting for him to attack the old man. Instead she giggled
"OKAY, but you have to promise as a martial artist that you won't do anything perverted to me or Akane for a week" "Deal!"
Happosai jumped into Ranma's arms like a baby, cuddling her chest is she fixed his futon and placed him in it. Ranma tucked him in the blanket.
"Okay now your kiss" Ranma said. Akane was waiting for when Ranma would bash Happosai's head in but watched on. "Only on the forehead, Okay?" Then old man nodded as Ranma kissed his forehead "Good night, Happosai" The old man instantly went to sleep. Ranma went in his own futon and went to sleep also cutting out the lights. Akane closed the door quietly. Nabiki was the first to speak.
"Wow, Ranma has changed, He even treats the pervert better." Everyone nodded in agreement as they all wondered what had happened.
Next Chapter: Ranma goes to school everyone is shocked at his new personality, especially a certain kendo freak
Next time on Ranma½: Kind Kuno Kendo King
A/N: Hope you enjoyed my first Ranma fic more to come
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