THE TRUCK DRIVER VS THE SPIKE-CLOUD DUO!
by original prankstar
Disclaimer: Do we realy even need a disclaimer anymore. Im serious. This is very gay! .... Ah, hell with it. I OWN NO CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY.
As you all may have remembered, Spike and Cloud were floating in space after an odd mishap, but now they may just be save from doom after all (WHAT, you honestly think I would kill the main character?) as a Truck finds them and picks them up. As we speak they sit in the cab of the truck...
Spike: Thanks for picking us up, you have no idea how little air their is out there!
Cloud: Uh, Mr. Truck driver, why arn't we moving?
Doors lock.
Spike: What the...
Trucker: Heh heh heh....
Cloud: I'm sca sca scared Spike!
Trucker: Ooo, I like the little pokey headed one, he's nice and girly. Hey pokey, hows about a little pokey-pokey!
Spike:I hope he didn't mean that in the way I think he meant it, cus' it might be bad for you, Cloud.
Trucker: That guy with the floofy hair would look good with a wig, and I wont have to worry about the face, cus' were i'm cum-ing from, I wont see nothing but his back! Heh heh heh...
Cloud: HAha! The trucker's gonna make Spike gay too!
The truck driver makes moves tword Cloud, Cloud dodges and when he dose, the keys to the Swordfish tumble out of his pockets.
Cloud: Hey, I found the keys!
Spike breaks open the door to the exit chamber.
Spike:LETS GO!
Spike and Cloud flee out of the ship and float to the Swordfish. They enter and activate the Swordfish while the trucker prepares his rig to attack...
Cloud:Ahhh! He's gonna hit us!
Spike:(presses Artilery button) Ooooh, scary!
A huge wave of light erupts from the front of the Swordfish and the Truckers ship explodes! The Swordfish then sets off for a nearby Fueling depo. There they land, and enter the depo's cafe'. Unfortunatly, the cafe' is full of Bi-truckers who hadn't played "hide the Gigle-stick" for about 3 months now. But just let Cloud and Spike figure that one out on their own....
Cloud:.... Spike......
Spike:.....Yes, Cloud.....
Cloud: I hope you have money, cus' I'm hungry!
Spike: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me that we just walked into a cafe' full of Bi-truckers who hadn't played "hide the candy cane-
Narrarator: "Giggle-Stick!"
Spike:-Giggle-stick" for about 3 months now.
Trucker 1: Have you two ever done "Role-Playing"?
Cloud: Actualy, I am a main character in a "Role-Playing Game".
Spike:(mumbling to self) What a god-damn idiot!
Trucker 2: You and your freind their an Duo?
Cloud: Yes! We are the amazing "Bounty Bros."!
Trucker 1:Brothers, thats kinda kinky!
Trucker 3: GAY ORGY!
Cloud: WHAT? I AM NOT GAY!
Trucker 2: Even better....
Spike: This is one of those moments that you regret buying that self- destruct device.....
Something snaps in Clouds head....(Cue bad-ass rock music)
Cloud:...Hmph! This bunch of queer's are no match for me, I'm an Ex- Soilder!
Cloud draws sword.
Trucker: What in tarnation!
Cloud: DIE!
-Due to highly graphic nature, we canot show you this segment of the story. We apologize for your inconvieniece.-
Spike and Cloud walk out of the bar, Spike is very pale, while Cloud is covered in blood.
Spike: I won't ever be the same again....
Cloud: Hey, could've been worse. I'd still be in their if I hadn't busted my sword in half on a huge pile of corpse's.
Spike: You busted your sword half-way through that display, you did the rest with your hands.
Cloud: Well, you gotta admit ripping that guy's spine out through his skull was very clever!
Spike: Ahhh, Hrmph!(bends over and pukes on some guys ship)
Something snaps in Clouds head....
Cloud: Ewww, I covered in Icky blood!
Spike: I don't know what the hell is going on, but it sure is weird!
Meanwhile, in Wal-marts
Old lady: I gave you 20 gil, not 10, so I need 15 gil change, NOT 5!
Sepheroth: Old Lady, you are really starting to piss me off!
Old lady: I am calling the manager!
Manager: Whats going on here?
Old lady: This you man is trying to rip me off!
Sepheroth: Sigh...
Manager: That's it, Sepheroth, you got bathroom duty!
Something snaps in Swpheroths head....(Cue really, really bad-ass rock music)
Sepheroth:....heh, heh, heh......
Manager: Did you hear me!?
Sepheroth: Loud and clear you pimply face loser....
Manager: Wha-
A huge Masamune blade slides through the managers stomach. People begin to panic and run for the doors, but Sephertoh pshycicly locks them. Then Seperoth lifts his sword up and-
-Due to highly graphic nature, we canot show you this segment of the story. We apologize for your inconvieniece.-
Sepheroth: One left...
Lady:(backed up against wall) Please, I don't want to die!
Sepheroth: I know, I know. no one realy wants to die, but you cant control that!
Someone knocks on the door, which is compleatly stained in blood.
Sepheroth: Enter!
In walks none other than Auron, who seems a little off...
Auron: You will not touch her, lest my name is Sir Auron!
Sepheroth: What the hell?
Lady: Praise God, my hero is here!
Sepheroth: Not really. (lops off the womans head.)
Auron: Evil Do-er, Prepare for battle!
And so, Sepheroth and Auron Lift up their gigantic swords and prepare to fight. A since we already know who will win (cough, cough, Sepheroth, cough, gag.) lets get back to Spike and Cloud, who have made their way to mars!
Cloud: So this is Mars? They can keep it!
Spike: You Dumbass, only rich people say that!
Cloud: But I am rich, rich with friends and happiness!
Spike: I oughta beat the shit out of you right now!
????: Why, if it ain't good old Spike!
Spike: Jet?
Faye: No, it's me! Jet said you wouldn't notice!
Spike: What the hell happend to your voice!?
Faye: Those damn flower spore things on Venus built up in me lungs! I have to take these damn pills!
Cloud: That lady talks like a man! She must be a sexualy challenged lady!
Spike: Did you even listen to her story!
Cloud: Maybee... How much is it worth to ya!?
Spike: Dumbass!
Faye: So, you and your friend here an... item?
Spike: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Cloud: Pheonix Down is my favorite item, cus' it revives my sorry ass whenever I die!
Spike: Whatever... So, Faye, whats been going on lately?
Faye: Well, Julia keeps hogging all the Cheeze-nips, and whenever I get mad at her she makes me sleep on the couch!
Narrator: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Cloud: Are you and this Julia person an... Item?
Faye: Is he stupid, or is it just me?
Spike: YOu, AnD JuLIa aRe... A COUPLE?
Faye: oh... shit.
Spike: AHHHHH! AND YOU ARE IN GERMAN SHIEZER VIDEOS TOO!?
Guess what, thats all for this chapter! HA HA HAHA HAAA! Guess you'll have to wait to read the next part in this tormenting series....
SEPHEROTH RETURNS AS A REALLY EVIL BASTARD WITH NOTHING TO LOSE EXCEPT HIS LIFE.... AGAIN!
Disclaimer: Do we realy even need a disclaimer anymore. Im serious. This is very gay! .... Ah, hell with it. I OWN NO CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY.
As you all may have remembered, Spike and Cloud were floating in space after an odd mishap, but now they may just be save from doom after all (WHAT, you honestly think I would kill the main character?) as a Truck finds them and picks them up. As we speak they sit in the cab of the truck...
Spike: Thanks for picking us up, you have no idea how little air their is out there!
Cloud: Uh, Mr. Truck driver, why arn't we moving?
Doors lock.
Spike: What the...
Trucker: Heh heh heh....
Cloud: I'm sca sca scared Spike!
Trucker: Ooo, I like the little pokey headed one, he's nice and girly. Hey pokey, hows about a little pokey-pokey!
Spike:I hope he didn't mean that in the way I think he meant it, cus' it might be bad for you, Cloud.
Trucker: That guy with the floofy hair would look good with a wig, and I wont have to worry about the face, cus' were i'm cum-ing from, I wont see nothing but his back! Heh heh heh...
Cloud: HAha! The trucker's gonna make Spike gay too!
The truck driver makes moves tword Cloud, Cloud dodges and when he dose, the keys to the Swordfish tumble out of his pockets.
Cloud: Hey, I found the keys!
Spike breaks open the door to the exit chamber.
Spike:LETS GO!
Spike and Cloud flee out of the ship and float to the Swordfish. They enter and activate the Swordfish while the trucker prepares his rig to attack...
Cloud:Ahhh! He's gonna hit us!
Spike:(presses Artilery button) Ooooh, scary!
A huge wave of light erupts from the front of the Swordfish and the Truckers ship explodes! The Swordfish then sets off for a nearby Fueling depo. There they land, and enter the depo's cafe'. Unfortunatly, the cafe' is full of Bi-truckers who hadn't played "hide the Gigle-stick" for about 3 months now. But just let Cloud and Spike figure that one out on their own....
Cloud:.... Spike......
Spike:.....Yes, Cloud.....
Cloud: I hope you have money, cus' I'm hungry!
Spike: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me that we just walked into a cafe' full of Bi-truckers who hadn't played "hide the candy cane-
Narrarator: "Giggle-Stick!"
Spike:-Giggle-stick" for about 3 months now.
Trucker 1: Have you two ever done "Role-Playing"?
Cloud: Actualy, I am a main character in a "Role-Playing Game".
Spike:(mumbling to self) What a god-damn idiot!
Trucker 2: You and your freind their an Duo?
Cloud: Yes! We are the amazing "Bounty Bros."!
Trucker 1:Brothers, thats kinda kinky!
Trucker 3: GAY ORGY!
Cloud: WHAT? I AM NOT GAY!
Trucker 2: Even better....
Spike: This is one of those moments that you regret buying that self- destruct device.....
Something snaps in Clouds head....(Cue bad-ass rock music)
Cloud:...Hmph! This bunch of queer's are no match for me, I'm an Ex- Soilder!
Cloud draws sword.
Trucker: What in tarnation!
Cloud: DIE!
-Due to highly graphic nature, we canot show you this segment of the story. We apologize for your inconvieniece.-
Spike and Cloud walk out of the bar, Spike is very pale, while Cloud is covered in blood.
Spike: I won't ever be the same again....
Cloud: Hey, could've been worse. I'd still be in their if I hadn't busted my sword in half on a huge pile of corpse's.
Spike: You busted your sword half-way through that display, you did the rest with your hands.
Cloud: Well, you gotta admit ripping that guy's spine out through his skull was very clever!
Spike: Ahhh, Hrmph!(bends over and pukes on some guys ship)
Something snaps in Clouds head....
Cloud: Ewww, I covered in Icky blood!
Spike: I don't know what the hell is going on, but it sure is weird!
Meanwhile, in Wal-marts
Old lady: I gave you 20 gil, not 10, so I need 15 gil change, NOT 5!
Sepheroth: Old Lady, you are really starting to piss me off!
Old lady: I am calling the manager!
Manager: Whats going on here?
Old lady: This you man is trying to rip me off!
Sepheroth: Sigh...
Manager: That's it, Sepheroth, you got bathroom duty!
Something snaps in Swpheroths head....(Cue really, really bad-ass rock music)
Sepheroth:....heh, heh, heh......
Manager: Did you hear me!?
Sepheroth: Loud and clear you pimply face loser....
Manager: Wha-
A huge Masamune blade slides through the managers stomach. People begin to panic and run for the doors, but Sephertoh pshycicly locks them. Then Seperoth lifts his sword up and-
-Due to highly graphic nature, we canot show you this segment of the story. We apologize for your inconvieniece.-
Sepheroth: One left...
Lady:(backed up against wall) Please, I don't want to die!
Sepheroth: I know, I know. no one realy wants to die, but you cant control that!
Someone knocks on the door, which is compleatly stained in blood.
Sepheroth: Enter!
In walks none other than Auron, who seems a little off...
Auron: You will not touch her, lest my name is Sir Auron!
Sepheroth: What the hell?
Lady: Praise God, my hero is here!
Sepheroth: Not really. (lops off the womans head.)
Auron: Evil Do-er, Prepare for battle!
And so, Sepheroth and Auron Lift up their gigantic swords and prepare to fight. A since we already know who will win (cough, cough, Sepheroth, cough, gag.) lets get back to Spike and Cloud, who have made their way to mars!
Cloud: So this is Mars? They can keep it!
Spike: You Dumbass, only rich people say that!
Cloud: But I am rich, rich with friends and happiness!
Spike: I oughta beat the shit out of you right now!
????: Why, if it ain't good old Spike!
Spike: Jet?
Faye: No, it's me! Jet said you wouldn't notice!
Spike: What the hell happend to your voice!?
Faye: Those damn flower spore things on Venus built up in me lungs! I have to take these damn pills!
Cloud: That lady talks like a man! She must be a sexualy challenged lady!
Spike: Did you even listen to her story!
Cloud: Maybee... How much is it worth to ya!?
Spike: Dumbass!
Faye: So, you and your friend here an... item?
Spike: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Cloud: Pheonix Down is my favorite item, cus' it revives my sorry ass whenever I die!
Spike: Whatever... So, Faye, whats been going on lately?
Faye: Well, Julia keeps hogging all the Cheeze-nips, and whenever I get mad at her she makes me sleep on the couch!
Narrator: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Cloud: Are you and this Julia person an... Item?
Faye: Is he stupid, or is it just me?
Spike: YOu, AnD JuLIa aRe... A COUPLE?
Faye: oh... shit.
Spike: AHHHHH! AND YOU ARE IN GERMAN SHIEZER VIDEOS TOO!?
Guess what, thats all for this chapter! HA HA HAHA HAAA! Guess you'll have to wait to read the next part in this tormenting series....
SEPHEROTH RETURNS AS A REALLY EVIL BASTARD WITH NOTHING TO LOSE EXCEPT HIS LIFE.... AGAIN!