There's something wrong with Ranma
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Bet you're wondering what the hell happened to Ranma
It's won't be relived till later but look for hints along the way
Oh yeah. Don't own ranma blah blah blah
** Still means thoughts
Ch.3 Picky P-Chan's Prudent Peril
Ranma and Akane were walking home after Kuno's defeat, both were jumping and skipping home while singing
"No more perverted swordsmen! Groping our Asses and trying to cope a feel"
Akane sang by herself:
"No more attempts on my fiancé! No more trying to kiss me
Ranma Added:
"No more bullshit about Honor! When they don't know what it means!"
They finished together,
"At last NO MORE KUNO! THERE IS PEACE ON EARTH CAUSE THERE'S NO MOORRRRRRRREEEEE KKKKKUUNNNNNO!"
They finished laughing tears of joy in their eyes when Ranma noticed something. He stopped singing and walked to the left. There he was, Ryoga in his pig form barely crawling from exhaustion. Ranma picked up Ryoga and gotten bitten. Ranma just smiled and he called over to Akane
"Hey guess who I found?"
Akane walked over and squealed
"Oh! P-Chans back. Thanks Ranma!" She hugged the pig and kissed Ranma on the cheek. The pigs jaw dropped and passed out. Ranma rubbed its head with a smile.
"Poor little guy. He gets lost so much." Akane nodded.
"Hey! He reminds me of Ryoga." Ranma started giggling causing Akane to pout.
"What's so funny?" Ranma ruffled her hair.
"Nothing. I need to pick up some things for your dinner tonight. Remember? I'm cooking tonight." Akane nodded as she ran ahead home to take care of "poor lost P-Chan"
Ranma doubled back to where he saw the pig, and sure enough there was a bag and wet clothes on the ground. Ranma picked them up and ran home picking up some supplies for Akane's meal tonight and also picked up some extra things for the family. He ran home jumping on the rooftops with the food and Ryogas heavy things. When he got there he wiped the dust off himself and entered the doorway.
"Hi everyone, I'm home"
Kasumi greeted him first.
"Oh you did the shopping! Thank you Ranma, I can cook dinner now." Ranma shook his head
"Um Kasumi if you don't mind, can I cook tonight?" She nodded and took the groceries to put them away. Ranma placed Ryoga's things in Ranma's room and he greeted Happaosai, who was smoking
"Evening Master. I trust your day has been well"
Happosai just smiled and took a puff before responding
"Great Great pupil. I expect you to be training with me tomorrow because it's Saturday. I have some new things that I can teach you that your lazy father could never learn."
Ranma bowed and left the room handing for Akane's room. He knocked
"Hello Akane! Can I come in?"
Her voice came out from behind the door
"Sure come on in I'm just playing with P-Chan"
Ranma smiled and walked in to see Akane cuddling the pig.
"Umm Akane? His nose is bleeding." He took out a tissue and wiped the pigs nose getting bitten once again.
"P-Chan! Be nice to Ranma." The pig squealed and ran out the door. Akane giggled and Ranma smiled. She layed down on the bed as he took a seat on the floor. She turned her head and looked at him and blushed.
"Ranma? Can I ask you something?" Ranma smiled at her
"Yes Akane?"
"Why are you being so nice to P-Chan?"
Ranma looked at Akane and smiled. He moved closer to her bed and answered softly
"I used to get so jealous over the fact that you cuddled him more you cuddled me" He leaned over and kissed her, making Akane red-faced. He smiled
"I still love your smile. I got to go cook dinner."
Ranma stood up and left the room leaving Akane to sigh.
*I wonder how he is going to treat his other fiancés* Akane thought
30 minutes later
Akane heard knocking on her door
"Ranma is that you?" Hoping he came back.
"No it's me, Ryoga" Akane sighed in fustration.
"Oh Come in Ryoga." The door opened slowly as the lost boy walked in. He sat in a chair across the room from Akane's bed.
She sat up from her laying position and sat on her bed.
"You can stay for a couple days if you want." Ryoga smiled
"Ranma already asked me to stay, When I saw him downstairs. Umm Akane?" She looked up from her pillow
"Yes Ryoga?"
"Is Ranma okay? He surprised me by asking me to stay but what surprised me even more he welcomed me with a hug." Royga was rubbing his arms uncomfortable yesterday. Akane put down her pillow and responded
"I don't know. He has been acting strange since yesterday. I think something has happened to him." At this time came another knock.
"Akane! It's me Nabiki!" Nabiki walked in and went straight for Akane, ignoring Ryoga completely.
"Akane I think there is something wrong with Ranma. Come with me"
Akane got up and left with Nabiki, Ryoga following them down to outside the kitchen. Nabiki pointed to door
"Take a peek inside."
Nabiki cracked the door open and a whole variety of pleasant smells came into the dinning room. Akane and Ryoga were interrupted by their thoughts of good food from an elbow in the ribs from Nabiki.
"Stupid! Take a look inside"
Akane in Ryoga took a peek inside and saw something amazing and horrifying
They saw a ton of good food on platters ready to serve. But what supprised them was Ranma. Akane and Ryoga both thought *OH MY GOD IS RANMA CRYING!!!!!* Ranma was sitting in a chair with his hands on his face and sobbes can be heard coming from him. Akane just watched, her heart breaking and Ryoga was thinking that he was going to remember this for the rest of his life. Ten minutes pass and Ranma was still crying. Akane softly closed the door, not wanting to watch anymore. Nabiki looked at them
"See what I mean"
Akane and Ryoga just nodded.
"This is bad" Ryoga said "Anything that can make Ranma cry is something I don't want to meet'
"I agree" Akane said softly, keeping in the tears that were threatening to emerge.
"We need to find out what has happened to Ranma yesterday, but for now act normal"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Dinner time
"Wow Boy this is delicious" Genma said stuffing his face
"Ranma, you must tell me how to cook like this!" Kasumi commented
"Ah this old man hasn't eaten like that in years" Happosai moaned rubbing his stomach
Soun was unconscious because the good food overloaded his pleasure sensors.
Ranma just grinned
"Thank you."
He looked over to Nabiki, Ryoga and Akane who were eating silently
"Well how is it?" he asked
"Good" Nabiki said
"Tolerable" Ryoga grunted
Ranma turned to Akane
"Well how is it Akane" he asked.
She looked up at his face and smiled
"I loved it, it is just so delicious." She was still looking at Ranma.
"Um Ranma?" she asked
"Yes" he replied
"Why are your eyes red?"
Ranma looked at her surprised and looked at the mirror: his eyes were bloodshot
"Must be from cutting those onions. All they do is irritate my eyes."
Akane felt heartbroken *Why can't he tell me that he was crying* but she hid it behind a smile
"Oh okay. I'm really tried, I'm going to bed now." Akane got up from her seat and walked upstairs. Right before she was going to enter her room. She heard
"Akane!"
She turned around to see Ranma behind her.
"Umm" was all she said before he kissed her
"Good night Akane" he said and went downstairs.
Akane went to her room and laid on her bed and started crying
"Ranma, you idiot."
Next time on Ranma½: More and more clues about what happened to Ranma start to appear. Also a certain amazon returns. How will she react to the new Ranma.
Next Chapter: Sallow Shapoo's Sticky Surprise
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