Tragic Tales of Teenagers
Chapter Eighteen
Game Show
"Well why don't we skip detentions for every student in this school," Snape said as he stepped in. "These girls will go through with their detentions whether they like it or not. However, I don't think stuffing their faces in the kitchens is a good idea. We will come up with something a little more suitable."
McGonagall turned and walked off with a look of disgust on her face.
"Professor, can we please go to bed now or will our detentions be tonight still?" Whitley asked.
"Go to bed," Snape said.
After Whitley's five o'clock Quidditch practice, she headed down to the Great Hall.
"No classes today, I think Dumbledore has an announcement to make this morning," Whitley said to Hermione. Just then, Dumbledore stood up in front of everyone and cleared his throat. Everyone fell silent and he began.
"Now students, today we will be having a game show at Hogwarts. It will be held in the dungeons and there will be a small fee to get in. It's only three Knuts. More details will be sent to you later today. I will be looking for some contestants. If you are interested, please sign the sheet at the back of the Great Hall. Whitley and Allie have graciously volunteered themselves to host the show," Dumbledore said smiling. "That will be all."
"I can't believe this!" Whitley said.
"Oh come on, it'll be fun!" Allie said.
"No, it's just that you have a date tonight. Didn't you remember?" Whitley asked.
"With who?" Allie said.
"Dobby!" Whitley laughed. Dobby was standing behind Allie with a smile on his face. He was holding up a sign that said; Allie, pleez goe owt with mee 2nite!
Allie rolled her eyes and left the table.
When Allie and Whitley returned to their rooms, they both found clothes lying on their beds. Allie's was a long renaissance dress that was dark yellow. It was a beautiful and flowing with ruffled sleeves. Whitley's was the same only hers was dark red.
"I look like a stick of mustard!" Allie exclaimed when she put on the dress that night. Whitley laughed. They were in the dungeons preparing for the show.
"These are your note cards. There isn't time to memorize them so just read them and try to look into the camera and at the audience at the same time. Stand here on these marks. And um.smile!" Snape told them both.
It was time for the show. After a ton of students had came into the dungeons, they began.
"Three.two.one!" Snape whispered to them.
Allie: "Hello! Welcome to ShoHog! Here are our contestants.Harry Potter.Ron Weasley.Professor Trelawney.and Hermione Granger!"
Whitley: "Now, we will ask a question and the first person to buzz in will answer. Simple enough right? Wrong! If you incorrectly answer a question, you have to do something very stupid!"
The audience started cheering.
Allie: "May the fun begin!"
Whitley: "First question.Who supposedly conquered the Dark Lord?"
Harry scratched his head and thought about it for a second.
Harry: "I know! It was um.Harry Potter!"
Allie: "That's correct! Question two.Who has super greasy hair and a freaky looking nose?"
Ron instantly smacked his hand down on the buzzer.
Snape: "That wasn't in the script Allie!"
Allie: "Okay, sorry. Besides, it was a give away. I mean everyone knows that Snape is the ugliest."
Snape: "Allie!"
Whitley: "Okay, for the real question two, what is something you should never do to a Hippogriff?
Trelawney buzzed in and said: "This one is simple. That big oaf Hagrid made it clear that you should never insult a Hippogriff, isn't that right Draco Malfoy?"
Whitley: "Wrong! The correct answer is 'flash it'. When Hermione flashed it there was um.a bit of a tragedy."
Hermione: "The bloody thing nearly killed me!"
Allie: "Right, well this means it's time for Trelawney to do something very stupid!"
Whitley: "What do you have in mind?"
Allie: "Look into the crystal ball, Trelawney, and tell us what your fantasy is. And no lying!"
Trelawney looked into the ball and blushed.
Trelawney: "It's me and Dumbledore, we are.we're roasting marshmallows together! And we are only in our socks."
Allie: "Right, more than I needed to know I think."
Whitley: "Question three is What would you never want to kiss?"
Harry: "A spider!"
Ron: "Wrong! We all know the answer is Harry!"
Hermione: "You idiots, it's a Bludger!"
Trelawney: "Come on now, it's a obviously a death omen!"
Whitley: "Um.you are all wrong. The answer was a Dementor,"
Everyone gasped.
Allie: "Do you know what this means? It means all four of them have to take off one item of clothing and switch with another contestant!"
The audience cheered. Hermione pulled off her shoes. Harry took off his shirt. Ron took off his boxers. Trelawney took off her pantyhose.
Harry tossed his shirt at Hermione and put her shoes on his hands. Ron traded with Trelawney and pulled on her pantyhose. Trelawney put his boxers on her head.
Ron: "These feel pretty good! I've got a major wedgie but I like it!"
Allie: "Okay.ewe."
Whitley: "Okay.time to move on! Question four is.What is Harry Potter's biggest secret?"
Hermione: "Harry is secretly in love with me."
Libbie stood up in the audience and screamed: "He's my man you idiot!"
Ginny hopped up and yelled at Libbie: "No, he's with me!" Ginny dove at Libbie but Libbie put her in a headlock and punched her in the nose.
Allie: "Wow, Mr. Popularity!"
Later that night.
"That was an awful show!" Allie said in the Great Hall at dinner. "I can't believe we had to do it!"
"Well, it was detention. It was supposed to be awful," Whitley replied.
They were all in the Great Hall eating dinner. Whitley noticed Draco in the corner. He was eyeing her suspiciously.
"What's his deal?" Allie asked.
"I dunno, he gave me a note earlier to meet him tomorrow night," Whitley replied.
"So you're gonna go?" Allie asked.
"No, I'm meeting Sirius," Whitley said.
"Well why don't we skip detentions for every student in this school," Snape said as he stepped in. "These girls will go through with their detentions whether they like it or not. However, I don't think stuffing their faces in the kitchens is a good idea. We will come up with something a little more suitable."
McGonagall turned and walked off with a look of disgust on her face.
"Professor, can we please go to bed now or will our detentions be tonight still?" Whitley asked.
"Go to bed," Snape said.
After Whitley's five o'clock Quidditch practice, she headed down to the Great Hall.
"No classes today, I think Dumbledore has an announcement to make this morning," Whitley said to Hermione. Just then, Dumbledore stood up in front of everyone and cleared his throat. Everyone fell silent and he began.
"Now students, today we will be having a game show at Hogwarts. It will be held in the dungeons and there will be a small fee to get in. It's only three Knuts. More details will be sent to you later today. I will be looking for some contestants. If you are interested, please sign the sheet at the back of the Great Hall. Whitley and Allie have graciously volunteered themselves to host the show," Dumbledore said smiling. "That will be all."
"I can't believe this!" Whitley said.
"Oh come on, it'll be fun!" Allie said.
"No, it's just that you have a date tonight. Didn't you remember?" Whitley asked.
"With who?" Allie said.
"Dobby!" Whitley laughed. Dobby was standing behind Allie with a smile on his face. He was holding up a sign that said; Allie, pleez goe owt with mee 2nite!
Allie rolled her eyes and left the table.
When Allie and Whitley returned to their rooms, they both found clothes lying on their beds. Allie's was a long renaissance dress that was dark yellow. It was a beautiful and flowing with ruffled sleeves. Whitley's was the same only hers was dark red.
"I look like a stick of mustard!" Allie exclaimed when she put on the dress that night. Whitley laughed. They were in the dungeons preparing for the show.
"These are your note cards. There isn't time to memorize them so just read them and try to look into the camera and at the audience at the same time. Stand here on these marks. And um.smile!" Snape told them both.
It was time for the show. After a ton of students had came into the dungeons, they began.
"Three.two.one!" Snape whispered to them.
Allie: "Hello! Welcome to ShoHog! Here are our contestants.Harry Potter.Ron Weasley.Professor Trelawney.and Hermione Granger!"
Whitley: "Now, we will ask a question and the first person to buzz in will answer. Simple enough right? Wrong! If you incorrectly answer a question, you have to do something very stupid!"
The audience started cheering.
Allie: "May the fun begin!"
Whitley: "First question.Who supposedly conquered the Dark Lord?"
Harry scratched his head and thought about it for a second.
Harry: "I know! It was um.Harry Potter!"
Allie: "That's correct! Question two.Who has super greasy hair and a freaky looking nose?"
Ron instantly smacked his hand down on the buzzer.
Snape: "That wasn't in the script Allie!"
Allie: "Okay, sorry. Besides, it was a give away. I mean everyone knows that Snape is the ugliest."
Snape: "Allie!"
Whitley: "Okay, for the real question two, what is something you should never do to a Hippogriff?
Trelawney buzzed in and said: "This one is simple. That big oaf Hagrid made it clear that you should never insult a Hippogriff, isn't that right Draco Malfoy?"
Whitley: "Wrong! The correct answer is 'flash it'. When Hermione flashed it there was um.a bit of a tragedy."
Hermione: "The bloody thing nearly killed me!"
Allie: "Right, well this means it's time for Trelawney to do something very stupid!"
Whitley: "What do you have in mind?"
Allie: "Look into the crystal ball, Trelawney, and tell us what your fantasy is. And no lying!"
Trelawney looked into the ball and blushed.
Trelawney: "It's me and Dumbledore, we are.we're roasting marshmallows together! And we are only in our socks."
Allie: "Right, more than I needed to know I think."
Whitley: "Question three is What would you never want to kiss?"
Harry: "A spider!"
Ron: "Wrong! We all know the answer is Harry!"
Hermione: "You idiots, it's a Bludger!"
Trelawney: "Come on now, it's a obviously a death omen!"
Whitley: "Um.you are all wrong. The answer was a Dementor,"
Everyone gasped.
Allie: "Do you know what this means? It means all four of them have to take off one item of clothing and switch with another contestant!"
The audience cheered. Hermione pulled off her shoes. Harry took off his shirt. Ron took off his boxers. Trelawney took off her pantyhose.
Harry tossed his shirt at Hermione and put her shoes on his hands. Ron traded with Trelawney and pulled on her pantyhose. Trelawney put his boxers on her head.
Ron: "These feel pretty good! I've got a major wedgie but I like it!"
Allie: "Okay.ewe."
Whitley: "Okay.time to move on! Question four is.What is Harry Potter's biggest secret?"
Hermione: "Harry is secretly in love with me."
Libbie stood up in the audience and screamed: "He's my man you idiot!"
Ginny hopped up and yelled at Libbie: "No, he's with me!" Ginny dove at Libbie but Libbie put her in a headlock and punched her in the nose.
Allie: "Wow, Mr. Popularity!"
Later that night.
"That was an awful show!" Allie said in the Great Hall at dinner. "I can't believe we had to do it!"
"Well, it was detention. It was supposed to be awful," Whitley replied.
They were all in the Great Hall eating dinner. Whitley noticed Draco in the corner. He was eyeing her suspiciously.
"What's his deal?" Allie asked.
"I dunno, he gave me a note earlier to meet him tomorrow night," Whitley replied.
"So you're gonna go?" Allie asked.
"No, I'm meeting Sirius," Whitley said.