There's something wrong with Ranma

A/N: Sorry for the long delay. Got somewhat stuck

Also this chapter is somewhat shorter then the others

Thanks for all the reviews.  Now to continue with our mystery

Also some more occ but not really major

Don't own Ranma blah blah blah

**Still means thoughts (If you haven't got it by now)

Ch.5 Part 1 Amazing Amazon's Absolute Accident

            Akane walked out the room where Happosai was meditating but didn't see where Ranma was

"Ranma? Come on out" 

She looked around the hallway looking for him when she felt someone pinch her butt *Oh that Happosai. I'm going to kill him! Won't grope you anymore my ass!* She turned around with a mallet bigger then herself ready to punish the old man when she saw Ranma laughing hard. 
"Not funny" she said

"Yes it is" he responded sticking out his tongue

She put down the blunt object after calming down not wanting to maim her fiancé but instead she slapped him a little harder then playfully

"NO IT IS NOT!" she said

"Okay okay you win" Ranma said walking away but Akane overheard him say, "Now I see why the master has so much fun.  It's worth the reaction She gave" 

She malleted him despite her previous efforts not to

"Still worth the reaction?" she said playfully as she help him out the hole in the floor 

He sighed and shook his head as she beat the dust off of him.

"So what did you two talk about" he asked as they walked out the house"

"Oh nothing just some questions I had" she said  "Just curious about your training"

"Oh"

They walked in silence for a while just enjoying each others company when Ranma asked

"Umm Akane?"

"Yes Ranma"

"Where are we going?"

She stopped to think, "I don't know. I am hungry. Want to go somewhere to eat?"

"Okay then where do you want to go?" he asked

"Hmm how about Ukyo's" she said

He shook his head

"No can do. I called her today she was still sick and mumbling something about seeing dead people then she hung up"

Akane put her head down remembering that it was her food that did it to Ukyo

"Oh okay then how about Shampoo's I heard she is back in town with Mousse and Cologne from China"

Ranma looked at her in surprise

"Are you sure? You won't get jealous because Shampoo can be somewhat over-friendly

Akane laughed

"More like an animal in heat."  She turned towards Ranma "I won't get jealous as long as you don't do something to get me jealous"

He nodded as they left for the resturant

Halfway there:

            They were walking, joking around when they heard something in the bushes

"Akane get behind me" Ranma said getting into a fighting stance

She nodded and quickly moved behind him. They watched the bushs move and a shape come out.  It was Kuno and he looked horrible.  His clothes still torn his face and hair covered in dirt and his face showed that really he hasn't taken a bath in a while

Akane decided to wave to him
"Umm Hi Kuno"

He didn't even notice her.  He eyes were staring at Ranma with the utmost hate

"Soatome" he said in a weak voice devoid of any emotion

"Kuno" Ranma replied

Kuno tossed a gaint box at Ranma, who caught it easily

"I have lived up to my end of the bargain.  Here are all my pictures of Fair Akane and the pigtailed goddess" and then he ran away

Akane shrugged

"That was intense" she said

"Yes it was" Ranma said dumping the pictures in the trashcan and throwing a lit match into it.  The trash ignited in a fury of smoke as Akane felt years of stress just burn away with them

"I feel so much better" Ranma said as they walked away from the scene.  Akane nodded in agreement they walked on talking about all the crap that Kuno has put them through.  Ranma was talking about another story when he suddenly turned his head and jumped  five feet away from Akane

"What the" she said when she saw Shampoo land where Ranma was

Shampoo looked on the ground where she expected Ranma to be under her bike, but didn't see him

"Where Airen? Shampoo no see him" she said.

Ranma coughed catching Shampoo's attention
"Ah! Airen got faster" she jumped off the bike at Ranma so she could hug him, but he jumped next to Akane

"Hiya Shampoo." He said

She turned at him
"Why Airen no hug Shampoo? Is it because of Violent girl?" She pouted

"Shampoo welcome back!" Akane said wanting to change the subject

"Shut up Violent girl.  Shampoo only want speak to Airen" Shampoo remarked

She walked towards Ranma who just sighed

"Shampoo.  Don't touch me. I don't like that" he said

Shampoo shook her head

"Ranma are Shampoo's Airen. Shampoo can touch Airen whenever she wants.'' She approached again

Ranma shook his head
"No Shampoo I will not let you do this"

"Then Shampoo teach Airen lesson," she said pulling out a bottle of water.

"Shampoo don't" Akane said knowing of Ranma's fear of cats

"Too late violent girl" She said as she poured the water over her head turning into a cat.

Akane looked at Ranma and instantly became scared.  His face contorted into something like a demon as he began roaring like a lion a REAL lion as he began pacing around the now scared Shampoo.  *Wait a minute* Akane thought *that was the usually reaction.  Ranma usually runs away in fear and resorts to the technique only in extreme fear, but now it was instantaneous and it's a whole lot scarlier.*  She looked as Ranma tackled Shampoo and began slashing at her taking off small amounts of fur and drawing small amounts of blood.

"Ranma NO!!!" Akane yelled.

Ranma turned away from Shampoo and turned towards Akane. He began pacing towards her with a look of hunger on his face.  Shampoo limped away and disappeared around the corner.

"Ranma It's me Akane" she said as Ranma approached her.

He took a couple steps then sniffed in the air.  He purred to Akane's relief and tackled her playfully.  He licked her cheek and rolled into a ball and instantly fell asleep. Akane sat there thinking about what he was about to do to Shampoo.  She lifted him up with some trouble and started to carry him to Doctor Tofu's office.

A/N there I did it Another Chapter done

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