There's something wrong with Ranma

A/N: Sorry for the Delay.  Many test, other stories I had to right down before I lose the idea

Oh yeah note to readers.  This might not be a Ranma/ Akane Romance anymore

Don't own Ranma blah blah blah

**Still means thoughts (If you haven't got it by now)

Oh Yeah read My Tenchi or Inuyasha Story (Had to Plug)

Ch. 6 Part Two:  Akane! Prepare to Die

            Ranma was acting like a little kid Akane thought.  She would ask her questions about anything and everything that came acroos her mind.  She would answer them all in good humor, which caused the girl on his back to giggle. Then she surprised her with one question.

"How far have we gone?"

"What?"  She said almost dropping her, and her face going completely red.

"You know which base are we at in our relationship."
"HUH?"  She asked non-comprehending his logic.

"Have we ^$%$% or *&^&^ or maybe have we gone all the way and @$!!!$$@!?"

Akane calmly place Ranma on the ground where she sat there looking at her innocently.  Akane turned around and brought out a giant mallet.  She turned around prepared to hit her when she dropped it in shock.  Ranma was playing with a small black cat, who was purring quite loudly from where Ranma was scratching it.   The cat then crawl into Ranma's arms where it then fell asleep.  Akane put away her mallet and walked up to Ranma who stood up with the dozing cat in her arms

"Ranma?" she asked

"Yes?" 

"Aren't you suppose to be deathly afraid of cats"

"Am I supposed to be?" She replied rubbing the cats sleek dark fur.

"Well Yes"

Ranma lifted the cat to eye level.  It woke up and looked Ranma in her eyes

"Kitty am I supposed to be scared of you?"  She asked

"Meow? Meow meow meow!"  The Cat responded

Ranma looked at Akane

"Eko says nope"
"Eko?" She asked
" Thats her name"
"Can you understand her?"

Ranma didn't get a chance to reply because the wall behind them exploded.  Ranma jump onto the nearest pole while Akane waited for the dust to clear.  When it did, she got into defensive stance.  Standing in front of her was most of Ranma's
fiancés looking very pissed off, including Uyko.  She still had a green tinted face.

"Um Hi guys"  Akane said nervously


They all approached Akane.  She turned towards Shampoo, whose once long hair was somewhat shorter and bandages covered her face.


"What is going on?"
"Shampoo mad at Violent girl for stealing Airen, then having Airen attack Shampoo.  She force to cut uneven hair."

Akane turned towards Ukyo.

"Feeling better Ukyo?"
"No.. Thanks… to…you" She replied slowly

"What is the matter?"  Akane asked concerned

"You…poisoned… me.. Sugar.  Then…. You… took…Ranchan"

Akane turned towards Kodachi

"Okay I'll bite.  Why the hell are you here"
"OH HO HO HO HO. (A/N: Evil Bitch Laugh.)  Prudish Tendo.  My servent has informed me that Ranma has lost his memory.  I am here so he can remember that he loves me.  Oh and that he remembers your evil deeds towards him."

Both Shampoo and Ukyo turned towards the crazed gymnast in shock.  Then ever so slowly,  Akane saw that they face adopted an evil smile.  She glupped inside as they all began charging for her.  Within seconds she was tied, paralyzed and the recipent of many bruises (Where is Ranma?) She wondered.  She looked at the pole where she jumped and sweatdropped.  Ranma was playing with Eko oblivious to what just happened to her.  All three fiancés followed her vision upward and face-faulted.  Kodachi was the first one to recover

"Oh Ranma, come down" 


Ranma didn't hear her because he was still playing with the cat.  Ukyo got up.

"Oh Ran-chan, come down pretty please?"

Again no response.  Shampoo got up and tried the direct approach.  She punched the pole, which caused it to vibrate enough to knock Ranma down.  She landed on her two feet still holding the cat.


"Oh hello.  Umm Who are you?"

"Why Ranma! It's Your beloved Kodachi!"
"Ranma it's me Ukyo, your one true love

"Airen no remember Shampoo?  Shampoo is Airen's buxom bride"

Ranma scratched her forehead in thought with one hand, while holding the cat in the other.  Suddenly her face turned to surprise.

"Oh!  Akane told me about you three!"


If Akane could wave here hands she would be.  Fortunately to her, the paralysis was fading, but that didn't help her from what Ranma said next.  She pointed to Kodachi


"You're the delusional nutcase" 

She pointed to Ukyo


"You're my cross-dressing childhood friend who I accepted being gay."

She pointed to Shampoo. 

"You're that illiterate Chinese Bimbo who is as horny as a cat in heat!"

"MEOW!"
"Oh sorry Eko"


Akane suddenly found the sky much more interesting as all three girls glared at her

"DELUSIONAL!"
"GAY!"
"BIMBO!"


"The paralysis wore off as Akane could stand on her feet

"Umm guys I can explain"

"AKANE!  PREPARE TO DIE!!!"  all three girls said

Akane began running away as all three girls began chasing after her.  Somehow, Kuno, Mousse, Ryoga and even Cologne began chasing after her (She most of not liked it when I ran on her and broke her stick.)  Akane thought as she ran further away from the chaos.  (This is no fair!) She cried to herself (Ranma is the one that gets chased.  Oh! How I hate the irony)

Ranma laughed watching her fiancé ran away.  She held up the cat

"Wow Eko.  Akane sure has a lot of friends." 

Ranma prepared to follow her.  When she accidently ran into someone.


"Opps sorry miss"
"Ranma?"


She looked up and saw a brown haired girl.

"Um Do you know me miss?"

"You do not remember me"
"Nope"
"It's me Kasumi.  You live with our family"
"I do?"

Kasumi nodded.  Then she remembered what Docter Tofu.  Told her on the phone

"Oh yeah Ranma!  Now I remember.  Have you lost your memories?"
"Yes" The red head girl replied sadly.  The cat licked her cheek in sympathy


Kasumi out of impulse (A/N:  Kasumi + impulse = oxymoron) hugged the girl


"Don't worry I'll help you remember everything."
"You will?"

"Yes follow me home" She said holding the groceries that almost dropped.

"Here let me take that" Ranma said, placing Eko on her head and taking the groceries

"Thank you" Kasumi replied


The two girls walked away while about 60 miles away in the opposite direction, Akane was still being chased.  (This sucks)  she realized as somehow.  Pantyhose Taro in his cursed form Shampoo's sisters, Ling-ling and Lang-Lang, and even her kindergarten homeroom teacher joined the chase.  She tripped (Correction this Really sucks!)

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