You all know Yuffie's Limit break, Greased Lightning? You all know the song in Grease, Greased Lightning? Well, I combined the two. Just think of the imagination that went into connecting Greased Lightning to Greased Lightning

'Greased Lightning'
A parody of 'Greased Lightning'

Why this girl is supermatic
She's traumatic
She's kllllleptomatic
She's Greased Lightning!
Bring on the monsters
And all of the Shinra guards, oh yeah!
She'll cut 'em down like trees
While making 'em look like retards
With Conformer by her side
And a smile a mile wide
She'll burn things up like Nero
But she's no match for Don Conero
Greased Lightning!

Go Greased Lightning!
Stealing stuff for her hometown!
Greased Lightning! Go Greased Lightning!
Yeah, Greased Lightning
Taking all the monsters down!
Greased Lightning! Go Greased Lightning!
The bad guys scream
'This chick's supreme'
Go Greased Lightning!

We'll get some Restore materia
And Enemy Skill to boot!
Throw in a Steal
To walk of with a lot more loot!
With her materia and her Shuriken
You know they'll be no jerking.
You cannot stop this girl
But airships make her hurl!
Greased Lightning!

Go Greased Lightning!
Stealing stuff for her hometown!
Greased Lightning! Go Greased Lightning!
Yeah, Greased Lightning
Taking all the monsters down!
Greased Lightning! Go Greased Lightning!
The bad guys scream
'This chick's supreme'
Go Greased Lightning!

Any good? And yes, I do know that kleptomatic is not a word. It should be kleptomanic, which makes one steal compulsively.