There's something wrong with Ranma
A/N: Thanks for the reviews and suggestions. And as for the romantic pairings
It is still undecided
Don't own Ranma blah blah blah
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Ch. 7 part one: For love of…
400 miles west of Nerima:
"AKANE! Prepare to die!"
"Alas the wretched Saotome's curse has been lifted. I shall make you mine Fair Akane"
"Call me gay will yah. I'll beat you
like you stole something"
"Violent Girl Die!"
"Leave Akane alone!"
"That walking stick was pure ebony wood"
"For the last time, Don't Call me Pantyhose Taro! It's Handsome Taro!"
"Stop you juvenile delinquents… Oh I see some candy on the ground!"
Akane looked behind her and saw that they were still following her. Even Mousse showed up demanding that she
take back that insult about 'his' Shampoo.
"OH COME ON LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!" She yelled
"NO!!!!" Everyone answered.
Akane sighed see the coast hopped on the nearest boat. She sat down and relaxed until she saw numerous people and several animals either swimming, flying, or rowing after her.
"Damn it Ranma! This is somehow your
fault." She screamed after the boat
began to sink due to various chi attacks hitting the boat. Akane took a life raft and began rowing
towards the west.
Meanwhile back in Nerima
"AAACCCHOOO!!!"
"Oh my! Bless you"
"Thanks Kasumi. Someone must of be talking about me"
"I'm surprised
if someone isn't talking about you.
Lord knows how many times someone has plotted something against you."
"If that was true I'll be sneezing all the time"
Both laughed at this joke when they were interrupted by a sound of an awakening animal.
"Meow"
"Oh sorry Eko. I guess I woke you up"
The small cat leapt with grace onto Ranma's head and purred. Ranma smiled and turned back to the food that she and Kasumi were preparing the night's dinner. Luckily she didn't sneeze in the food.
"Thanks
Kasumi. Come on tell me more about what
happened to me next."
"Well, the Oni had possessed me. Dreadful
thing that thing was not even asking to take over my body…."
Both girls
laughed at the stories. Unaware that
two men where watching them.
"So the Doctor says he doesn't remember a thing."
"Yes Soun. This may work out to our
advantage. We can convince the boy to
marry one of your daughters earlier"
"Yes Genma. All we have to do is tell a
couple of lies."
Both men would of continued talking, but they suddenly felt cold steel under their necks.
"Oh Husband. I trust you are not going to take advantage of OUR son in his time of need."
Genma and Soun gulped at the katana that was pressed near their throat.
"Yes dear"
"Good. Lying to our son isn't that
'Manly'. Now if you will excuse
me, I think I'll go help those two and
join in on the fun."
She put away the sword and walked towards the kitchen, while humming a merry tune.
"Are we still going to do our plan"
"Of course
Soun. She will just not know."
"You should be more worried about me, pupils"
Both men turned white as they turned around to see their master standing two feet away, looking very pissed off. Not even taking a chance, they were gone, training packs and all. Happosai sighed (Idiots.) he then smiled (I wonder when they will find my surprise.) Moments later, a giant explosion was heard and Happosai smiled. Kasumi and Ranma walked out carrying the food
"Oh my. What was that?" She asked
"Oh yeah where is father and Mr. Tendo?" Ranma added.
Happosai smiled
"They took a training trip. They said
they won't be back for a while"
Nodoka caught the glint in the old mans eyes and smiled.
"Oh well, why don't we enjoy this food
then."
Everyone sat down. When they noticed that some people were absent
"Where is Akane or Nabiki." Kasumi asked
Sea Of Japan:
Akane kept on rowing because they kept on chasing her. Also more people kept on showing up trying
to kill her instead of Ranma. She felt
like crying now. (Damn It Life Sucks)
Outside the Kuno Mansion.
"Hello? Kodachi? You can untie me
now. I told you about Ranma's problem"
Nabiki struggled to the bonds that held her tied to a chair. Then Sasuke came in, wheeling in a televison
and vcr
"Mistress Kuno left me strict orders."
"What are you going to do to me"
"Nothing. He is"
Sasuke quickly left the room after turning on the TV and on it was Principal
Kuno, wearing a grass skirt playing the ukulele
"Hello Ki'Ke. I'm goin' to play for me
number one fan all me songs. So sit
back and relax."
Nabiki started
screaming at that point.
Tendo house:
"I don't
know. But the food is getting
cold. Let's eat!"
"Good old Ranma even with no memory, you still have that appetite"
"Is it my fault you cook that good?"
Kasumi surprised Happosai and Nodoka by blushing
"Why thank you Ranma. I'm glad you
appreciate my cooking."
"Why If I could eat like this every day, I could die and happy man er woman er whatever"
Kasumi turned even redder, though Ranma didn't notice. She was eating happily,
while only stopping to get some more food to Eko. Kasumi wasn't really eating her food, just watching Ranma enjoy
her cooking. Nodoka and Happosai
noticed this and smiled inside. After
dinner, Kasumi and Ranma were playing with the kitten on Nodoka's insistence.
Currently she was in the kitchen, cleaning, and Happosai was smoking from his pipe watching the night skies. Ranma laughed suddenly, and Kasumi noticed this
"What is it, Ranma?"
"After all the stories you told me. It
is a little to quiet:
"Ranma I wished you didn't say that"
"Why?"
The Doorbell rang.
Nodoka walked
out the kitchen to answer it. Outside
was Dr. Tofu and it looked like he didn't have good news.
"Who is it mom?"
"It's just Doctor Tofu."
Ranma and Kasumi walked in, the former holding Eko. Dr. Tofu looked at Kasumi and his glasses didn't fog up. Happosai say this and knew it was serious.
"Kasumi go take Ranma to get some ice cream"
"Ice cream! Lets go!"
Ranma dragged Kasumi before she barely got her shoes on and ran out the door
carrying a purring Eko. Happosai turned
towards Dr. Tofu.
"What is the matter?" Nodoka asked
"I am afraid it is worst then I thought." The doctor replied cleaning his glasses
"Well tell us" Happosai said calmly
"Ranma will never get his memory back."
Chapter done
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