Antonio's Italian Cuisine
7:50 pm, Friday
Dana Scully sat with her mother, Maggie and her older brother, Bill. She was staring at Fox Mulder and Grace Adler, who were sitting at a nearby table, eating a candle-lit supper while smiling at each other. This disgusted Ms. Scully. She had an angered look upon her face, knowing that she probably would never have a chance with Fox again, but she could try, and maybe, just maybe.
"Dana, what are you looking at?" asked Maggie.
"Sorry, mom. I was just. um, looking," Scully replied, still staring at Mulder. She was gonna get him, she would get him soon, it was only a matter of time.
Suddenly, through the door walked two men. One was about two feet taller than the other, and he was very sexual. The shorter one was hot, but he was a bit too homo for Dana Scully, so she decided to become attached to the taller one. What she did not know was that he was gay, and there was no chance for her there. Or was there?
Jack stepped into the restaurant with Matt. They were looking good in their formal attire and Jack felt eager to fuck his date after supper and the live show. Jack noticed a person staring at him, but didn't care. He was too busy trying to talk Matt into sexual intercourse after dinner.
Jack spied Will at a table. He was with a man, about in his mid-forties. He had light brown hair and a subtly hot look. In a way this man was hotter than Matt. But Jack wasn't about to give up. He went over to the table where Will and John sat. "Hello, Will," Jack said, egging his friend on.
"Hello, Jack," Will replied with equal eggishness in his tone of voice.
"So, this is John, I presume?" Jack inquired.
John smiled and waved. The way he was so cutesy, it turned Will on and he immediately wanted to screw the man. "Let's get ready to rumble," John said. And the date was on.
Monica Reyes felt so nervous; she was ready to puke on somebody. This was her first performance and Antonio's and she wanted it to be special. She had recently started a weekend job as a singer and this was only her second time. Monica hoped that there were some cute guys out there; after all, what was the point in singing for some sluttish lesbo's? Monica decided to start by singing "What's Love" with her singing partner, Clyde Davis. They were a great pair, but Mon didn't want him. So Clyde and Monica stepped out from behind the curtain and began to sing.
Matthew Brenner suddenly heard a sweet sound. He turned around, and he saw the one thing that could turn a gay man straight: a really, really, major league hot bitch. Matt smiled and stared at the singing woman that he loved so much.
Jack watched Matt as he slowly turned into a heterosexual. He was horrified, but nothing could stop him now. Jack was screwed, and he was now single.
Karen Walker sat alone at a table, drinking a martini. She sighed. Gees, honey! I've been stood up! Karen thought to herself. She had never been stood up before. She took one last look at her martini, and guzzled it down. Hey, what did it matter? Walt had stood her up and now she was about to leave.
Then, suddenly, in came a very wet looking Walter Skinner. Karen smiled as she saw him. "Walt!" she called, in a drunken tone, " I love you!" The woman ran over to Skinner and passed out in his arms.
Skinner sighed and dragged Karen out of Antonio's and into his black automobile. He then drove her to his apartment. Once inside, Mr. Skinner took the woman and pushed her onto the bed. "This is gonna be fun," he snickered and threw off his slacks and white shirt (he wasn't wearing underwear or a bra). He stared at the drunken Karen, watching her slowly open her eyes.
"Walt? Honey? Is that you?" Karen asked, sleepily.
"Yes, honey. Do you want to make love?" he requested in a horny tone.
"Oh, hell yes!" Karen cried and Skinner tore off her clothes.
Dana Scully sat with her mother, Maggie and her older brother, Bill. She was staring at Fox Mulder and Grace Adler, who were sitting at a nearby table, eating a candle-lit supper while smiling at each other. This disgusted Ms. Scully. She had an angered look upon her face, knowing that she probably would never have a chance with Fox again, but she could try, and maybe, just maybe.
"Dana, what are you looking at?" asked Maggie.
"Sorry, mom. I was just. um, looking," Scully replied, still staring at Mulder. She was gonna get him, she would get him soon, it was only a matter of time.
Suddenly, through the door walked two men. One was about two feet taller than the other, and he was very sexual. The shorter one was hot, but he was a bit too homo for Dana Scully, so she decided to become attached to the taller one. What she did not know was that he was gay, and there was no chance for her there. Or was there?
Jack stepped into the restaurant with Matt. They were looking good in their formal attire and Jack felt eager to fuck his date after supper and the live show. Jack noticed a person staring at him, but didn't care. He was too busy trying to talk Matt into sexual intercourse after dinner.
Jack spied Will at a table. He was with a man, about in his mid-forties. He had light brown hair and a subtly hot look. In a way this man was hotter than Matt. But Jack wasn't about to give up. He went over to the table where Will and John sat. "Hello, Will," Jack said, egging his friend on.
"Hello, Jack," Will replied with equal eggishness in his tone of voice.
"So, this is John, I presume?" Jack inquired.
John smiled and waved. The way he was so cutesy, it turned Will on and he immediately wanted to screw the man. "Let's get ready to rumble," John said. And the date was on.
Monica Reyes felt so nervous; she was ready to puke on somebody. This was her first performance and Antonio's and she wanted it to be special. She had recently started a weekend job as a singer and this was only her second time. Monica hoped that there were some cute guys out there; after all, what was the point in singing for some sluttish lesbo's? Monica decided to start by singing "What's Love" with her singing partner, Clyde Davis. They were a great pair, but Mon didn't want him. So Clyde and Monica stepped out from behind the curtain and began to sing.
Matthew Brenner suddenly heard a sweet sound. He turned around, and he saw the one thing that could turn a gay man straight: a really, really, major league hot bitch. Matt smiled and stared at the singing woman that he loved so much.
Jack watched Matt as he slowly turned into a heterosexual. He was horrified, but nothing could stop him now. Jack was screwed, and he was now single.
Karen Walker sat alone at a table, drinking a martini. She sighed. Gees, honey! I've been stood up! Karen thought to herself. She had never been stood up before. She took one last look at her martini, and guzzled it down. Hey, what did it matter? Walt had stood her up and now she was about to leave.
Then, suddenly, in came a very wet looking Walter Skinner. Karen smiled as she saw him. "Walt!" she called, in a drunken tone, " I love you!" The woman ran over to Skinner and passed out in his arms.
Skinner sighed and dragged Karen out of Antonio's and into his black automobile. He then drove her to his apartment. Once inside, Mr. Skinner took the woman and pushed her onto the bed. "This is gonna be fun," he snickered and threw off his slacks and white shirt (he wasn't wearing underwear or a bra). He stared at the drunken Karen, watching her slowly open her eyes.
"Walt? Honey? Is that you?" Karen asked, sleepily.
"Yes, honey. Do you want to make love?" he requested in a horny tone.
"Oh, hell yes!" Karen cried and Skinner tore off her clothes.