Back at Antonio's.
Jack sat sadly at his table. He was all alone, Matthew had just left him for that singer woman and Will had won the bet, making him the better dater and John the better date. Will and John had already left the restaurant and he was sure that Matt would soon be in bed with that awful woman.
Scully sat alone at her table, playing with her food. Her mother had gone home with Bill and she had decided to stay and pay the bill. She stared at Fox and Grace who were laughing and having a great time. Dana bit her lip and tried not to cry, but it didn't work. Her eyes filled with tears and she let her head fall in the food as she cried. Jack saw her do this and decided to walk over and ask what was wrong. "What's wrong?" Jack inquired.
"Nothing," Scully sobbed, looking up at Jack, her face all covered in mashed potatoes.
"Aww. It's okay," Jack said, putting his sweaty hand on her shoulder, "wanna have anal sex?"
Scully smiled and replied with a, "Yes!" The two left the bills for the waiter and drove Jack's place.
Scully stepped into the gay man's apartment, "Wow! I love it!"
"Thanks," Jack replied, "Wanna see the bedroom?"
Scully nodded and they ran towards the brown door. Inside was a large bed. "So? Want me to strip for you first, or would you rather be blindfolded and not know what you're getting?"
"Strip!" Jack squealed. Scully giggled and ripped off her shirt. Holey shit! This guy has boobs! Jack thought. Then, Scully ripped off her pants. Holey shit! His dick is small! .Hey. wait! That's not a dick, it's a.
"Oh, my God! Scully: YOU'RE A WOMAN!" Jack screamed.
Scully gasped and her mouth hung open. "You BASTARD!" she yelled and kicked Jack in the nuts. Then she left the apartment, naked.
Jack sat sadly at his table. He was all alone, Matthew had just left him for that singer woman and Will had won the bet, making him the better dater and John the better date. Will and John had already left the restaurant and he was sure that Matt would soon be in bed with that awful woman.
Scully sat alone at her table, playing with her food. Her mother had gone home with Bill and she had decided to stay and pay the bill. She stared at Fox and Grace who were laughing and having a great time. Dana bit her lip and tried not to cry, but it didn't work. Her eyes filled with tears and she let her head fall in the food as she cried. Jack saw her do this and decided to walk over and ask what was wrong. "What's wrong?" Jack inquired.
"Nothing," Scully sobbed, looking up at Jack, her face all covered in mashed potatoes.
"Aww. It's okay," Jack said, putting his sweaty hand on her shoulder, "wanna have anal sex?"
Scully smiled and replied with a, "Yes!" The two left the bills for the waiter and drove Jack's place.
Scully stepped into the gay man's apartment, "Wow! I love it!"
"Thanks," Jack replied, "Wanna see the bedroom?"
Scully nodded and they ran towards the brown door. Inside was a large bed. "So? Want me to strip for you first, or would you rather be blindfolded and not know what you're getting?"
"Strip!" Jack squealed. Scully giggled and ripped off her shirt. Holey shit! This guy has boobs! Jack thought. Then, Scully ripped off her pants. Holey shit! His dick is small! .Hey. wait! That's not a dick, it's a.
"Oh, my God! Scully: YOU'RE A WOMAN!" Jack screamed.
Scully gasped and her mouth hung open. "You BASTARD!" she yelled and kicked Jack in the nuts. Then she left the apartment, naked.