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Saiyan Android Bulma Saga





ch11-Ass Kickin'



Bulma woke up at 10:00 pm and shut off her alarm. She yawned and then quickly got dressed and went dwnstairs. Everyone was still asleep. Bulma made the bots cook A LOT OF FOOD for the guests and then she turned on the TV with her breakfast. She smiled as she saw what was on.

The news reporter said, "Several attacks on three cities this morning have caused the lives of several people. There are three of them. One is an old man. One has blonde hair and another that has black eyes. They have killed over 10,000 people in some of our largest cities."

' Interesting...' Bulma thought as she folded her hands over her head and leanded back. She had placed her food on the table when she was done.

The reporter continued, "If anyone can help us then please do so. So far not even the army has done a good job."

Bulma stopped the television and put on the intercom. She had the intercom in the hallways. Bulma put it on the loudest sound and she was going to say something in her loudest voice.

"YOU WARRIORS BETTER GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE IF YOU WANNA SAVE THE WORLD! THE ANDROIDS HAVE ALREADY ATTACKED! COME TO THE KITCHEN TO EAT YOUR BREAKFAST FIRST!!!! HURRY UP YOU LAZY BUMS!" Bulma yelled so loud that some of the windows broke.

Bulma went into chibi Trunks' room to make sure his ears were okay. She hadn't meant for him to wake up. Trunks was crying a bit and covering his ears. Bulma sighed and then went ot him and put him on his lap.

"Shhh...Trunks. I'm sorry. I was just waking the others. Can you forgive mommy?" Bulma asked sweetly.

Trunks nodded his head then kissed her on the cheek.

"You must be hungry, too. I hope mom and dad aren't up. They sleep like forever," Bulma said as she picked him up and went to the kitchen.

When they entered the Z gang was dressed and eating. And some of them were still covering their ears. Bulma laughed silently to herself. Bulma placed Chibi Trunks on a chair and he joined the feast.

"Are you sure Bulma?" Gohan asked.

"Yeah, they've already attacked three cities this morning while you guys were sleeping," Bulma said as she looked at him meanly.

Vegeta glared at her, but remained silent.

"We're leaving," Krillen said as once as he stopped eating.

Everyone flew off without even saiying a goodbye to Bulma, except Mirai Trunks who gave her a quick wave. Bulma went back inside. ' I must leave now. '

"Hey, Trunks. Your grandpa and grandma are gonna watch you while I'm gone, k?" Bulma asked.

"M k," Trunks nodded.

"Be a good boy when I'm gone, alright?" Bulma smiled and kissed him on the cheek.

"Bye mommy," Trunks said as she took off out the door.

Bulma looked around and made sure no one was watching. She went to the place Gero had his hidden lab and then stopped at the front. ' Now what was the password? '

*

Meanwhile Vegeta took off into the sky and they stopped in front. They stopped at a burnt city and now there was just dust in its place. Gohan glared at the three of the androids...um two androids and one cyborg....same thing...

"Why would you do this?!" Gohan yelled as he powered up.

"Ha," Gero laughed. "17! 18! Go and kill them!"

18 held her position, "And what if we don't feel like listening to you?"

"What?! Do it NOW!" Gero ordered.

"We're not finished. AND what if we don't feel like you're a need anymore?" 17 added.

"I created you! You can't kill me!" Gero thundered.

"Don't be so sure," Juu ( 18 is Juu. ) smirked and both the androids walked over to him.

He, foolishly, held his position.

18 created a ki ball and her brother did the same. Both of them laughed at their creator. Gero was confident that they couldn't kill him. Well, they proved him wrong...

"AND what if WE decide to kill you?" They said in unison.

Then they aimed the ki balls at him...and HE discinigrated into dust.

The Z warriors gaped at the scene.

"Where is the one called Goku?" 17 turned to them.

"He's not ready to fight. Goku is hurt," Gohan said sadly.

"WHAT?! Damn it! I'm programmed to destroy him and destroy him I must!" 17 yelled.

Juu rolled her eyes. "Calm down, brother. We can have fun with these first."

"Not me, 18. You can toy with them, but I only live to kill Goku," 17 retorted. "I'm sure you can handle them."

"I guess a warm up wouldn't be bad. Watch and learn, bro," Juu smirked then added, "Oh and go and fetch 16, will you? We forgot him," 18 reminded 17.

"Alright. You can fight them while I go fetch the other android," 17 said as he got up and then flew off.

"You can't take on ALL of us," Gohan pointed out.

"Sure I can," Juu smirked and started powering up.

But the strange thing was...18 or 17 didn't have a...ki. Vegeta and the others were baffled by this. How could someone NOT have a ki?

"Where's your ki?" Gohan asked.

"I don't have one," Juu smirked. "I'm an android, remember?"

"Oh..."

"Power up!" Vegeta commanded to mostly Gohan and Trunks. They nodded in return.

*

Meanwhile Bulma had gone into the lab and was now wearing something totally different. She had a spandex suit on, similiar to Vegeta's except it was black ( not dark blue ) and black tips on the boots.

"Hey, 16?" Bulma asked as she got out of the bathroom.

"Huh?" He said.

"What do you think of my armor?" She questioned.

"Great. Just great," 16 replied, indifferently.

Bulma rolled her eyes, "Whatever. Let's go spar."

"I don't feel like it."

"You are so lazy!" She commented.

"Can't you just sit and relax?"

"No."

"Too bad," 16 said.

"I'm bored," Bulma sighed as she sat down.

The door opened and 17 came in.

"Hey 17," 16 said dully.

17 looked and saw Bulma. He asked, "Who are you?"

"Bulma."

"Why are you here?"

"'Cuz I feel like it."

"What business have y-" He got cut off.

16 interrupted, "She's Gero's saiyan android. Remember what he kept talking about before he actually did it?"

"Oh that. Well, come on both of you. 18 said to get you, 16. She's fighting some of the world's baka fighters. And I think she was looking at that short guy a long time."

"Well, you know how she is," 16 laughed.

"Can you two please shut up?" Bulma groaned.

"Don't tell me what to do," 17 sneered.

"I'm stronger so I'm setting the rules," Bulma said.

"Yeah r-"

"She is, 17. You better watch it. Bulma is supposed to be one of the stronger androids," 16 warned.

"Whatever. So is android 21. And right now he's sitting in a tank," 17 said.

"Gero never did complete everything on him or maybe he just didn't activate him yet," 16 said thoughtfully.

"Let's just go. 18 is waiting for you and me...and maybe her," 17 growled.

"Yeah, okay."

*

Gohan, Trunks, and Vegeta powered up to super saiyan. 18 was growing impatient, ' Where are those two? I at least need some assistance. And it wasn't that far. ' The Z warriors had grown pretty confident and unaware of 18's actual power.

"Shall we begin?" Trunks smirked, like his dada.

Juu took one look over her shoulder. With her eyes she could see them far away. Well not so far away...anyway it'd take them about a minute to come.

"Why not wait for my brother and 16?" 18 asked, not worried much just wanting someone to fight beside her in the battle.

A minute later two androids came into view. One was 17 and the other was 16.

"Are you here to fight or to stand?" Juu asked.

"As I said before, sis. I'm not fighting. My incentive is to destroy Goku," 17 reminded her.

"You up for it, 16?"

"Yeah, sure. I need a warm up," 16 shrugged.

Bulma was looking at them behind a tree and she licked her lips in anticipation. She wanted to make her 'entrance.' Well...she just wanted to wait.

' Revenge is going to be sweet, ' Bulma thought as she watched Vegeta who was smirking, confidently.

"Let's go," Trunks and Gohan said in unison.

' Gohan is so much younger than in my time line. It's strange seeing a friend that had looked so much older in my time line. It's too bad that he died though... ' Trunks thought sadly. Referring to his timeline mostly.

Trunks charged at 16, but he dissapeared from site and kicked him the ribs. Trunks was caught off guard and he stumbled back near Gohan. 16 was chuckling a bit. ' I underestimated him, ' Trunks thought angrily. 'I'll show him what I'm made of. '

Trunks started powering up in his super saiyan form.

Bulma meanwhile thought, ' Time to go help 18 and 16. '

She stepped out and walked toward all of them. 17 was watching her with interest. It was amusing to him. And it was everything.

The Z warriors took notice of her. But they hadn't seen her tail wrapped around her waist. They were just looking at her face with confusion.

Trunks stopped powering up and looked at his mother with bewilderness. ' What in the hell is mom doing here? She's gonna get hurt! And dad's gonna be pissed! '

"What are you doing here?" Trunks asked immediatly.

Bulma ignored him and 18 looked at her, also, with befuddlement.

"What do you think you're doing?" 18 asked, with sparked interest.

17 got up and then pulled 18 aside for a moment, as he told her everything. 18 then pulled away from her brother and laughed.

"Wow, I'm not the only female!" 18 grinned.

"Huh?" Everyone said at once.

"Hey why are you wearing armor like Vegeta's?" Gohan asked.

Vegeta noticed this too. "What the fuck do you think you are doing in a battle field?! And armor? Answer me, Onna!"

"I don't have to answer you anything, shorty," Bulma put her nose in the air, like she was better than him.

"Me? You're shorter!" He said back.

"Only by three inches," Bulma retorted.

"Bulma," Piccolo said seriously, "Tell us now."

Bulma's tail whipped behind her as she chuckled evilly. Vegeta, Trunks, Gohan, Piccolo, Krillen, and Yamcha noticed it.

"A TAIL?!" Everyone shouted.

"Shut up! All of you!" She snapped.

Juu, 17, and 16 were smirking in amusement.

"I'm not a weak human anymore. You see I was kidnapped by Gero a month ago and he made me a saiyan android. Much stronger than you guys. Even in super saiyan form. Oh and for you dumb ones," She looked at all of them when she said this, "A saiyan android means I'm half and half of android and saiyan."

"So that's why you have a tail!" Gohan said as he laughed nervously, like Goku.

"Uhuh. And I'm NOT on your side anymore," Bulma grinned.

"M-Mom?! How c-could you!?" Trunks gaped, hurt.

Bulma didn't glance at him.

"Gero did this to you, didn't he?" Trunks clenched his fists angrily. "HOW DARE HE!"

Rocks started to come an inch off the ground as Trunks grit his teeth and his blue aura surrounded him. Bulma sent a glare at him. She saw his hurt and confusion. ' No. I do NOT care about him. I shouldn't. Ugh! Damn him for being my son! '

She appeared in front of him to prove her point. Bulma's point was how she had switched sides and her new found power. Bulma quickly sent a punch into his stomach, which caught him off guard and he slid along the ground. Everyone gasped in amazement and suprised that she had actually done that.

Bulma put her hair behind her shoulders and grinned in satisfaction. The good guys...um Vegeta too... sent evil glared at her. Now knowing she was ought not to be trusted.

"So where's Gero?" Bulma questioned.

"Not alive," 18 replied with a content smirk on her face.

"I was getting annoyed at the old geezer anyway. If you hadn't then I would have," She grinned.

Gohan looked at Bulma with sadness, ' Oh Bulma...how could you? '

' Damn Onna. I knew I suspected something. She'll learn her place, ' Vegeta thought as his gold hair breezed through the wind.

"16 take on Piccolo, the namek, and take on Yamcha, the scar face guy," Bulma instructed. "And 18 take Krillen, the shorty, and Trunks, my son. And 16 go ahead and take on Gohan."

"Alright. Then you can take on that flame haired guy...Vegeta? Am I right?" 18 commanded.

"Yeah," Bulma nodded.

( Sorry IF I forgot any of the Z warriors.... )

17 interrupted, "Where is Goku? Tell me already! I'm sick of watching!"

"My dad is sick!" Gohan reminded him before anyone fought,

"WHAT?! I am supposed to kill the strongest of these people!" 17 growled in frustration.

Vegeta's ears picked this up. "Kakarott isn't the strongest! I AM! Fight me then!"

"I am to kill Goku!"

"I challenge you! I'm stronger then that third class!" Vegeta yelled.

"I'm fighting you!" Bulma yelled.

"I wanan fight him! I'll show him!" Vegeta said.

"Too bad! I'm gonna defeat you!" Bulma powered up.

Vegeta was partly suprised at her strength, but yelled at 17 again, "Come here you coward and fight!"

"I am no coward! Watch your words, Vegeta. You don't know what you're up against. I'm not fighting you. Period," 17 growled.

"Fine!" Vegeta muttered and turned back to Bulma.

"Are you ready NOW?!" Bulma yelled.

Vegeta smirked and then laughed.

"WHAT?!" Bulma snarled for him mocking her.

Vegeta said, "Prepare to be defeated."

"YOU Prepare to have your ass kicked!" Bulma retorted.

"Not likely," Vegeta growled. ' Why am I doing this? Oh shit. What if she kicks MY ass. It isn't possible! I am the- '

( We all know Vegeta. You are the Prince of the saiyans. *drools.* Hehe. )

Vegeta and Bulma flew at each other and they both landed several punches and kicks. Actually Bulma did that. Vegeta was just getting beat. He backed up and started to power up to his max. But to his suprise...Bulma wasn't much shocked. More amused.

Vegeta growled deep in his throat and charged at her faster than light. But she was faster than even him and she quickly kicked him hard into his unguarded stomach and he went flying out. Ki blasts were thrown at him while Bulma had the advantage.

' She's too fast! ' Vegeta thought as he tried to dodge another ki blast.

Bulma smirked at ALL of his reactions. ' This is so sweet. Not even I would have imagined how good this feels. He deserves it. The bastard. '

She powered up another blast. "KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!"

Gohan's head whipped in that direction as he fought 16. Sixteen just watched him as he stopped fighting to see what was so interesting.

"Bulma knows the kamehameha wave!" Gohan gasped, but his shock stopped as 16 got tired of watching and elbowed him in the back.

Vegeta couldn't get out of the way fast enough as he was hit with the blast. He flew far and eventually wet through a tree that broke on contact. Bulma hit him square in the face and Vegeta struggled to even fight anymore.

' I'm being defeated by the woman! Er! ' Vegeta thought.

Bulma pinned him against a tree and smirked victoiously.

"Can't handle the heat?" Bulma laughed.

"Stop this nonsense Onna," Vegeta growled...but weaker than usual.

"Ha! I oughta do this again. And I may sometime later. I'm not in a mood to kill the oh so mighty Prince," Bulma smirked.

Bulma kicked him in the ribs and heard some cracks. Vegeta groaned in pain. The only thing holding him up was Bulma who was continually laughing.

"I'm not weak anymore, Vegeta. You didn't even hit me once. YOU are pathetic. You are the weakling," She taunted.

Vegeta growled. She was right for once.

Bulma dropped him and then kicked him very hard in the ribs again. Then when she was about to leave, she changed her mind and then laughed as she kicked him in the nuts. Vegeta let out a loud yelp as Bulma left. Leaving him in the dust.

~

While that was happening.................Piccolo was battling 16 and he was losing pretty badly. Gohan was watching with clenched fists and anger.

Piccolo was badly bruised, but he kept on fighting no matter what.

Piccolo yelled, "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!"

16 didn't bother to dodge as the attack made its way to him. He put up his arms over his face and crossed them. ( You know how they usually do that? )

"Way to go Piccolo!" Gohan flashed a grin as he jumped with glee.

Piccolo didn't smile back, but his gaze was on the smoke. ' Haven't I taught that boy anything? The android is still alive...'

"WATCH OUT!" Gohan cried.

16 was behind Piccolo and kicked his back. Piccolo was thrown foreword and punches and kicks were made to his stomach and face. 16 was obviously winning. He tried to block, but ended up getting hit again. The android made a ki blast and threw it at him. Piccolo dodged, but it didn't block the kick that sailed to him.

Piccolo was falling fast to the ground, out of energy and hurt. He made a large crater as he reached the ground.

"PICCOLO!?!?!" Gohan cried.

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A/N: Is Piccolo alright? What will Gohan's fight with android 16 be like? And will Veg be okay? REVIEW!



























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