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Saiyan Android Bulma Saga
ch22 - The Heart of Two
As soon as Bulma landed she sensed Vegeta land behind her. He brushed past her, expressionless. She shrugged and then carried Trunks inside. Trunks yawned tiredly and ended up falling asleep in her arms right when they got inside.

Bulma smiled and then laid him into the couch. She wasn't really tired. Bulma sighed and smiled as she made her way to her lad. ' Well besides training, then science can calm my nerves. '

~Somewhere~

Hercule kept blinking several times as he saw the reporters. He grinned, ' They're gone and I can take all the credit. I'll be a hero. '

He shook them awake and made himself look tired as if he actually had won. The reporters immediatly looked at Hercule for answers.

"I killed Cell," Hercule lied The others that had come to fight Cell didn't do so good so I came in and helped them. Right now they're at home bandaging."

And thus the fake lie of Hercule winning began....

~C.C~

Vegeta didn't feel like training for Once. He was gonna let 17 have a peice of his mind. He growled, ' How dare he move in on my territory. The Onna is mine. I'll kill him if I have to. But to do that I must get stronger which means I have to train, but not until I talk to that scum. '

Veg spotted 17 meditating with a smirk plastered on his face. ' And he's smirking! The damn android. Think he's gonna win. Well he is not!!! NOT! '

17 peeped an eye open as he sensed someone in front of him. Well not sensed, but it just felt like someone in front of him. 17 raised an eyebrow and stood up, then he smirked.

"What the fuck you take me for?" Vegeta growled, it sounded like he was gonna tear him to pieces.

17 didn't respond.

"How dare you kiss her you mother fucker!" He hissed into 17's face.

"She doesn't deserve you," 17 said smugly.

"You're gonna fuck this up for me, y'know?!?!" Veg yelled outraged.

"Yes, Veg-boy. And I plan to do so," 17 replied.

"You're messing with the wrong saiyan," He growled menacly.

"Am I?"

"Yes. She is mine and if you even make another step to her I'll tear you to pieces."

You see saiyans are very territorial. Whatever is theres then you better stay away or they'll kill you if the saiyans have to. And Veg is really pissed.

"I don't see your name on her," 17 growled now, challenging him.

"DON'T KISS HER YOU BASTARD!" Vegeta yelled in his face.

"Afraid of a challenge?"

"What are you talking about, android?" Veg said as a growl erupted from him.

"Whoever gets her then gets her," 17 said simply.

"I already have her. Stay away if you know that's good for you."

"Don't make me laugh, Princey. I could beat you with a finger," 17 growled.

"You wish," Vegeta replied.

When 17 was about to make another remark they heard a voice...

"Hey! You must be the person Bulma invited over. What a pleasure! Now lets get something for you to eat," Mrs. Briefs said as she walked up to him.

"I don't eat, but thank you for the offer," 17 said politely.

Bunni laughed. "Oh what a gentleman! Now there are two handsome men on the house."

Vegeta rolled his eyes and stomped over to the house. 17 glared at his back as soon as he slammed the door shut behind him.

"I wonder what he's mad about..."Bunni said thoughtfully.

17 just flew off to meditate again somewhere else where mothers and Prince of the saiyans were not there.. But he still was mad about Veg interrupting him.

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Bulma threw her project down in frustration. "The stupid thing! I can't think straight anymore! I mean why...why am I talking to myself again!!!! AH!"

She threw herself on the couch as she entered the living room. She flipped through the channels and growled when she couldn't find anything on. Until...

"Recent news," The reporter said. "It seems Hercule Satan has defeated Cell. He claims himself the winner and now the Earth is safe from Cell's wrath. Now to go intervirew him..John."

"Well, I have Hercule right here," John, a different reporter said. "A-"

Bulma flew up and kicked the TV in anger. "Stupid coward! HAH! He couldn't kill a fuckin' worm!"

The TV shattered as it sent crashing into the wall. "Damn it," Bulma sighed. "Stupid anger! Stupid stupid stupid anger!!! ER!"

"Well," A voice said behind her. "That's how it is being a saiyan. But I've seen worse anger come from you even before your were part saiyan."

She turned around. "Like you'd know, Veggie."

"What's with the pet names?" Vegeta asked, annoyed. "I hate it."

"So. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?"

"I DON'T KNOW!!," Vegeta said, a bit of anger from no where came through.

Bulma raised an eyebrow. "Alright, alright. What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing, absolutely nothing," Vegeta said. ' I can't let my anger explode like that just because I'm mad at 17. I have to win this game between 17 and I. And I'm gonna win... '

"Whatever. What do you want?" Bulma asked. "Food? Gravity room fixed?"

"Actually I just like to annoy you," Vegeta said, amused at this whole situation.

Bulma didn't yell at him, but she laughed at this. "Oh Vegeta! Really, what did you come in here for?"

"Nothing, Onna," Vegeta said as he was about to turn away.

"Wait," Bulma said. "I want us to talk. What are we to each other?"

"I don't know. Ask the bastard that kissed you," Vegeta growled.

"Y-You saw that?" Bulma looked horrified.

"What did it mean, woman?" He wanted to know.

"Honestly, Vegeta...I don't know. It felt good, but it felt terrible all the same..." She replied truthfully.

"Do I mean anything?" Vegeta asked, sounding not caring, although he did care deeply.

"Well...you are the father of Trunks, but...I don't know what I want..."

"Well, then make up your mind," Vegeta said as he stormed out of the room.

Bulma sighed tp herself , "Oh Vegeta...I just don't know.."

~

Vegeta spoke to himself, "Damn it! Stupid half breed woman. Can't make up her mind. And now I have one of her habbits! I talk to myself! ER!"

"Trouble?" A voice said behind him.

He turned around, "What do you want, android?"

"Nothing. I couldn't help overhear your little conversation to yourself. Well, I'd like to say that I'm going to win ' your ' woman and take her as mine," 17 said confidently.

"You wish," Vegeta growled.

"You know I think Frieza really damaged your brain," 17 chuckled.

Vegeta's eyes flashed fury at that name. "You don't even know what you're talking about."

"Oh contrare," 17 replied with smugness.

"What are you talking about?" Vegeta questioned.

"Well, Gero found out about Frieza and he informed me of some stuff he knew about everyone...notably the ' Z gang. ' And that included you," 17 stated.

"Get the hell away from me," Vegeta ordered; he really didn't feel like being annoyed.

17 left without another word except a satisified look on his face. His blue eyes danced with amusement at the emotions on Veg's face. ' Emotions.. ' 17 thought. ' Who woulda thought that saiyan had any at all. '

Vegeta kicked the wall and left a dent in it. "The woman'll fix it." And then he did it again...talking to himself. "Why me?!"

~

Bulma sighed, "Who shall I pick? I mean Vegeta's hot, sexy, and has an attitude that matches mine. But 17 is sorta sweet and he is also very hot. Kuso! I just don't know. The heart of two men just for me..."

"Honey?" Mrs. Briefs said as she came beside her on the couch and looked at the shattered TV.

' I really have go to get rid of the habbit when I talk to myself, ' Bulma thought.

"Yeah mom?" Bulma asked.

"I was wondering...I noticed you looked a bit stressed lately over those two nice men," Bunni observed.

"You have no idea, mom," She sighed.

"Oh honey. They are really both perfect to you, huh?" Bunni asked, mostly in a retorical question. "Well why don't you test them? Just to see who loves you more."

"Maybe, but Vegeta's pride wouldn't want to do some thing, y'know?"

"Oh Vegeta would do it if he actually had to," Bunni disagreed.

"Maybe...but I don't know..." She sighed.

"Don't worry everything will be fine," Bunni said as she went up and left.

Bulma watched as her mother left. ' I don't know what to do! AH! I'm having such a bad time.

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Meanwhile someone with long black hair and a tail around his waist was in a spaceship with an evil look on his face. ' Well, Prince. It's time for us to meet once again. I think it's time for my revenge. ' The man laughed as he went to get a bite to eat.

"2 days until we reach Earth," The computer voice announced.

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A/N: review! Oh and I know I promised a long chapter, but I just like to stop sometimes y'know? It depends on how much time I have to type and if I have to do my homework, but I'm still gonna update a lot. So don't worry too much.

Oh and my spacing last time on the chapter was wrong. I have no idea why! I didn't space it like that and I'm really mad about that. I write this on wordpad...well if you have an idea why then try and email me.
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