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What the Bloody hell is going on??
Hermione's heart had just been through a week of absoulte hell. Emotions as many as seven a day flirted through so you could very well say that she was emotionally drained. And just as Ron's letter had again put to work her poor heart, the very moment which she had opened the common room door had almost the straw that broke the camel's back. Her heart pounding wildly, Hermione sagged against the doorway, trying to make sense of how the common room to her view had suddenly exploded. The entire room had suddenly erupted into a mutitude of dizzying colours and sounds that had so seriously threatened her very life! Before she could compose herself or even get any coherent thoughts going, her eyes suddenly caught view of the large banner hanging over the fireplace that simply took her breath away.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HERMONE
Once again Hermione tried to make her brain, which was arguably the most used in the entire Hogwarts student body, work and provide her with some explanation. This time however it seemed that there was just too much confusing information coming too fast at her. her brain decided that the best and most sensible thing to do was just sink to her knees and gape like a village idiot.
Parvati and Lavender who were also with her did not collapse. They, though shocked and for a few moments scared speechless, manged to compose themselves realising all the eyes looking at them. Or rather at their roomate who was the smartest witch in the past decade. Looking at how she was just sitting on the floor, legs folded beneath her and arms simply hanging limply by the side. And to top off the look, her mouth was wide open showing her large teeth to their fullest potential.
Now whoever said that Parvati and Lavender weren't the smartest people around would have probably been handed a cigar. But they certainly di know how to react in public view. Quickly slamming the door shut, they each grabbed Hermione's arm and tried to pull her up to her feet. Having done so, they then tried to gt rid off the village idiot expression that seemed stuck on her face. She didn't answer to their calls and Parvati even went so far as to slap her. Still nothing. They could hear people murmuring behind them and Seamus' worried voice floated through the door.
" Err... you girls all right in there?"
Putting her most calm voice on, Lavender answered quickly. " Yeah, just give us a minute."
In truth Hermione was beggining to worry them. Finally Lavender looked at Parvati and said desparingly. " There's no other choice. I'll have to do it"
Parvati looked at her best friend and shook her head in agreement.This called for desperate measures.Lavender looked at Hermione nervously and said, " Just grab her wand will you. Don't want her hexing me when she comes to."
Grabbing the wand out of Hermione's pocket, Parvati then took a step back. This wasn't the most tactful thing to do but certainly the easiest.
Lavender with a determined look on her face, cupped her morose roomate's face and said, " Here goes nothing."And with that she then proceeded to plant a big sloppy one on Hermione's lips.
It has been said the method used wasn't exactly the best but it was the easiest and one of the most effective. Immediately Hermione's eyes came back to life and she shoved Lavender away from her. Reaching around for her wand, she shrieked at the two of them who were huddled together, more than slightly frightened by the angry look she normally reserved for times when Ron Weasly irked her the most.
"What the bloody hell is going on??? What the goddamn hell do you think you 're doing??!!"
Hermione was very capable of making herself heard and the entire common room heard her swearing and cursing in the ron-weasly-you irritating-insufferable-annoying-disgusting-prat voice. Neville looked around confusedly, " How can Ron be in there with her and here at the same time?"
The whole room turned to look at Ron who himself was wondering what the hell he did.
Back behind the door, Parvati and Lavender tried to calm their irate roommate. "Hermione listen! We had no choice and you just weren't responding!"
This wasn't working as Hermione realising her wand was in Parvati's hand, began to stalk over to them." Don't hurt me now!! People are waiting in your surprise party for you!"Lavender said throwing her arms over face to protect herself.This was the right thing however and Hermione suddenly stopped. Parvati took advantage of the lapse and quickly pushed all three of them back into the common room.
HEHEHEHH...more to come. ehat did ya think? did the title match the story??
What the Bloody hell is going on??
Hermione's heart had just been through a week of absoulte hell. Emotions as many as seven a day flirted through so you could very well say that she was emotionally drained. And just as Ron's letter had again put to work her poor heart, the very moment which she had opened the common room door had almost the straw that broke the camel's back. Her heart pounding wildly, Hermione sagged against the doorway, trying to make sense of how the common room to her view had suddenly exploded. The entire room had suddenly erupted into a mutitude of dizzying colours and sounds that had so seriously threatened her very life! Before she could compose herself or even get any coherent thoughts going, her eyes suddenly caught view of the large banner hanging over the fireplace that simply took her breath away.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HERMONE
Once again Hermione tried to make her brain, which was arguably the most used in the entire Hogwarts student body, work and provide her with some explanation. This time however it seemed that there was just too much confusing information coming too fast at her. her brain decided that the best and most sensible thing to do was just sink to her knees and gape like a village idiot.
Parvati and Lavender who were also with her did not collapse. They, though shocked and for a few moments scared speechless, manged to compose themselves realising all the eyes looking at them. Or rather at their roomate who was the smartest witch in the past decade. Looking at how she was just sitting on the floor, legs folded beneath her and arms simply hanging limply by the side. And to top off the look, her mouth was wide open showing her large teeth to their fullest potential.
Now whoever said that Parvati and Lavender weren't the smartest people around would have probably been handed a cigar. But they certainly di know how to react in public view. Quickly slamming the door shut, they each grabbed Hermione's arm and tried to pull her up to her feet. Having done so, they then tried to gt rid off the village idiot expression that seemed stuck on her face. She didn't answer to their calls and Parvati even went so far as to slap her. Still nothing. They could hear people murmuring behind them and Seamus' worried voice floated through the door.
" Err... you girls all right in there?"
Putting her most calm voice on, Lavender answered quickly. " Yeah, just give us a minute."
In truth Hermione was beggining to worry them. Finally Lavender looked at Parvati and said desparingly. " There's no other choice. I'll have to do it"
Parvati looked at her best friend and shook her head in agreement.This called for desperate measures.Lavender looked at Hermione nervously and said, " Just grab her wand will you. Don't want her hexing me when she comes to."
Grabbing the wand out of Hermione's pocket, Parvati then took a step back. This wasn't the most tactful thing to do but certainly the easiest.
Lavender with a determined look on her face, cupped her morose roomate's face and said, " Here goes nothing."And with that she then proceeded to plant a big sloppy one on Hermione's lips.
It has been said the method used wasn't exactly the best but it was the easiest and one of the most effective. Immediately Hermione's eyes came back to life and she shoved Lavender away from her. Reaching around for her wand, she shrieked at the two of them who were huddled together, more than slightly frightened by the angry look she normally reserved for times when Ron Weasly irked her the most.
"What the bloody hell is going on??? What the goddamn hell do you think you 're doing??!!"
Hermione was very capable of making herself heard and the entire common room heard her swearing and cursing in the ron-weasly-you irritating-insufferable-annoying-disgusting-prat voice. Neville looked around confusedly, " How can Ron be in there with her and here at the same time?"
The whole room turned to look at Ron who himself was wondering what the hell he did.
Back behind the door, Parvati and Lavender tried to calm their irate roommate. "Hermione listen! We had no choice and you just weren't responding!"
This wasn't working as Hermione realising her wand was in Parvati's hand, began to stalk over to them." Don't hurt me now!! People are waiting in your surprise party for you!"Lavender said throwing her arms over face to protect herself.This was the right thing however and Hermione suddenly stopped. Parvati took advantage of the lapse and quickly pushed all three of them back into the common room.
HEHEHEHH...more to come. ehat did ya think? did the title match the story??