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Saiyan Android Bulma Saga

ch27 - Who Am I?

A/N: Nearly 100 reviews?! Yeah! Thanks everyone! I'm really happy! Oh and I'm even happier cuz I have yet another snow day. Actually there was like this small ice storm on Sunday, and today is tuesday. And thank goodness cuz I never did my homework that would be due today. ; - )

3 Weeks Later

"DARN IT!" Vegeta yelled as he slammed his fist against the table. He would have used damn if Trunks wasn't in there. Guess he learned some parenting skills.

"What is it daddy?" Trunks asked.

"They're not even on the radar! We're in the middle of nowhere! If that stupid third class was here then he could easily use his stupid instant whatever thing and just go to Bulma then pop up back here!!!" Veg growled.

' Stupid Kakarott has to decide he's useless at the wrong time and now an evil twin of his has to kidnap my woman!!! ' Vegeta thought to himself.

"Do you think mommy'll come back?" Trunks asked.

"It could be weeks, months, even years," Vegeta sighed as he slumped in his chair.

"But...mommy will be back won't she?"

"Yeah, and I'll make sure of it," Veg said. "Just hope it doesn't take another 3 weeks."

"Hey Vegeta!" Gohan called from the control room.

"WHAT?!"

"We're running low on fuel! We have to stop on some planet called Rasen! It's the closest planet," Gohan informed him.

"RASEN!?!?" Vegeta yelled. "NOT that planet! It's full of peaceful beings that-" He was about to say that freaks him out, but his pride got the best of him. "Fine! Whatever," Veg mumbled, but he knew Gohan would hear it anyway.

~

Bulma woke up with a growl. ' Not again, ' She thought. Turles had again come on her side and wrapped his arms around her waist and not to mention his tail. She didn't want him. She wanted Vegeta not Turles. And she knew Turles wanted her.

She said, "Turles get off."

"Hmm?" He mumbled sleepily.

"I said GET OFF!!!"

Turles jumped up and covered his ears as Bulma glared at him. He ended up chuckling a bit before laying back down on his side while she made her way to the bathroom.

' I need to claim her soon or Vegeta may come. Plus I'd like to piss him off. So how should I do this? ' Turles thought as he tried to devise a plan. ' What if I make her forget about Vegeta and Trunks...brilliant! Now where is my best scientist when I need him.... '

He got up as he made his way to the lab, but first he got dressed and ready. Turles pushed the door open as he saw the exact person who could make her forget.

"Father..." Turles got his attention.

"Hello, Turles," Bardock greeted. "What brings you here?"

Just to let you know Turles and Bardock were on a mission during Vegetasei's destruction. They worked for Frieza, but both escaped about the time Frieza was killed. Bardock decided just to be there with his son and Turles planned on ruling the universe. So both are working together.

"You know that woman that has arrived on the ship?" Turles asked.

"Oh you mean Bulma? She's come here a few times and helped me with some inventions," Bardock answered his son.

"Yeah, and I need to make her forget about the Prince and their son," Turles said.

Bardock bit his lip then said, "Alright...it'll take a bit though. About a week or two. And it may not be perfect because losing memory of part of your life can come back later on."

"Just as long as she forgets. Actually...I'll tell you later what I want her to forget. Just start on it," Turles said.

"Alright," Bardock nodded as Turles exited the room.

~

Meanwhile Bulma quickly got out of the shower and dressed into her dark blue gi. She dried her hair with her ki and then Bulma put her hair up in a pony tail. Bulma watched as Turles entered again and look at her with a sharp glint in his eyes, but it was gone quickly.

"Come on," Turles said. "We're gonna eat breakfast."

Bulma nodded as her stomach growled a bit. Turles didn't notice though as they made it to the room where they eat breakfast. ( The room that they eat breakfast...I didn't know what to call it. LoL )

As soon as they sat down Turles started asking her questions...

"So tell me..." Turles started. "Tell me some things about Kakarott and about your life."

Bulma gave him a confused look, but she always loved telling people her stories, even if you had to say it to your best friend's evil twin. ' But should I tell him about the dragonballs granting wishes and all...hm.. '

"Well.." Bulma said. "I was collecting these seven orange spheres called-"

"Dragonballs?" Turles asked. "I heard Frieza talking about them. Don't worry I know all about them so you don't have to hold back that info. I don't plan on using them."

Bulma sighed in relief. "Alright anyway one day I was searching for the dragonballs and I run into this 12 year old kid while I'm driving! I thought he was dead, but he gets back up and starts attacking my car. And this was Goku, but you call him Kakarott.

"Anyway, he had no idea what a girl was, what a bath was, and he didn't even know anything about electronics. So he joins me on this dragonball hunt because he wants to keep his dragonball with him and plus I want him to protect me because back then I wasn't saiyan."

"You weren't saiyan?" Turles asked.

"I'll get to that!" Bulma growled.

"So," Bulma continued. She tells him about their adventures and what happened through every one of them. Turles even laughed through a few. Then Bulma tells him about Radditz and their journey to Namek and being freaked out about Vegeta because he would do anything to get the dragonballs. Then she goes to a different part...

"Then I get kidnapped by this mad scientist named Gero. I'm turned into a saiyan android..." Then she tells him about Cell and the androids and about 17. Then she tells him the rest..

"And now I'm here. So why'd you want to know?" Bulma asked.

"No reason...now where is that food?" Turles changes the subject as he gets up and started toward the kitchen to make the servants hurry up, but he actually never ordered food. He wanted to hear Bulma's whole story. And now he practically knew everything about her.

When he comes back the servants are putting food on the table as both saiyans eat down hungrily. But Bulma doesn't even know his plan.

Turles was first to finish as he left heading toward the lab to tell his father of what he wanted her to forget. He smirked, ' You made a mistake telling me about your life. Now you won't remember anything. You'll be mine and I won't let you forget it. '

"Father," Turles said as he entered the lab.

Bardock put off his goggles and said, "This is going really well. I'll have it done in a week."

"Good now I want her to forget everything," Turles said.

"Everything!?" Bardock gasped, he didn't like this idea one bit. Sure he supported his son, but lately Turles had gone a bit freakier.

"Well..not everything. I want her to remember she's a saiyan and everything about being a saiyan. Then I'll take it from there," Turles smirked.

Bardock sighed, "Alright, son, but I hope you know what you're doing."

"I know exactly what I'm doing," Turles said as he walked out of the lab to train.

Bulma knew something was up as she walked out from the room to her trainging room. ' Why had he asked me about my life? Why did I tell him? This could be bad, but hopefully it was just a casual question or something.... '

*

1 Week and Two Days Later

"Finished!" Bardock grinned successfully.

"Good," Turles said as he stood up. "Now how do I work this thing?"

"Okay, it looks like a scouter, but you have to knock Bulma unconsiouns then put this on her. It'll do everything by itself. It'll take about a day" Bardock said.

Turles snatched it then went to Bulma's training room. He couldn't wait yet. He wanted her to forget everything now. He barged in as Bulma looked at him in surpise.

"Come here," Turles ordered in a sharp voice.

Bulma didn't trust him as she stayed put, "What's in your hand and what do you want?"

"Just come here," Turles ordered. When she didn't budge he went Super Saiyan 2 and went behind her quicker than she could comprehend.

He karate chopped her neck as she went unconsiouns. Turles smirked as he carried her to their room. He placed her on the bed and just watched her for a moment.

Then he put it over her left eye as several beeping noises came from the invention. Turles smirked as he watched her.

A Day Later

She woke up with a headache. Bulma looked up at Turles, not even knowing who he was. Where was she? And why was she here? And why couldn't she remember anything.

"W-Who am I?" Bulma asked in a whisper.

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