disclaimer: The three of us do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or the songs that were used in this story thingy. Me, my sis (Yuka Yagami), and my cousin (Ryo Korosu) worked together to make these songs. We do not mean to offend any of the characters or make fun of the artist and their songs used. We used them because we thought they sounded real cool. If you send a flame I'll get my sis to delete it! lol ^^; R&R, hope you like them!

note: Yuka was the one that wrote these and posted them up on my account.



The Yu-Gi-Oh Cast, Singing Songs They Never Would - part 1: Jingle Bells



*sing this song to the tune of Jingle Bells*



--chorus-

Jingle bells

Jounou smells

Anzu is a slut

Seto is too serious

And Honda likes his butt [Yuka: why did I write that? O.o;]

//repeat//



--verse 1-

In the Shadow Realm, Yuugi is out cold

Takin too much drugs, and beer that's really old

*Yuugi is seen sprawled out on the floor of the Shadow Realm with beer bottles around him*

Yami comes and finds him, kicks him in the head

Then he shouts out, "Oh my God! My aibou is dead!"

*does the above and faints on top of the beer bottles, breaking something as he does this*



--chorus-

--verse 2-

Ryou hates his Yami, more than he hates his class

If Bakura wasn't stronger, he'd kick him in the ass

*Ryou tries sneaking up Bakura's back with a crowbar and lifts it over his head, but hides it behind his back when Bakura turns around*

Mai walks in the room, Jounou sneaks a glance

When Pegasus is by himself he does the Riverdance

*Pegasus does a bad impression of the Riverdance*



--chorus-



--verse 3-

Seto's scared of Funny Bunny, he really loathes his face

Whenever Funny Bunny comes he hits him with a mace

*Seto is seen standing beside a bloody Funny Bunny with a spiky mace in hand*

Honda is so ugly, I wanna toss my lunch

He acts just like his panties are all up in a bunch.

*The authoress was a little too disturbed to write something for this part OO;*



--chorus, repeat song until you lose your voice-



^^; A little weird, but it was fun writing this. R&R! I got 3 Avril songs waiting!