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Anyways, on to more Mentos craziness……….

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Another Quiditch match between Gryffindor and Slytherin is turning dirty as both teams are fighting again, physically. Madam Hooch is trying to break up a fight between the Slytherin captain Marcus Flint and Harry, who had caught the snitch, as usual. The others are also joining in and beating each other up because of Gryffindor winning again. While the crowds go crazy, urging either the Gryffindors or Slytherins to rip each other apart, Madam Hooch tries one more time to pry Flint off Harry only to get shoved off harshly.

Madam Hooch buries her head in despair and frustration. Suddenly, an idea hits her. She smiles as she pops a Mentos into her Mouth.

Balancing on a broomstick pretty well, she hovers thirty feet above the team and in the center of the pitch where everybody can see her. The crowd suddenly goes silent causing the skirmishing quidditch players to look up as a robe falls on Flint's head. People are whistling and yelling "TAKE IT OFF!!!", "MADAM HOOCH!" and "WOO HOO!!!" as Madam Hooch strips of her quidditch robes, shirt, pants and boots. Underneath all that, she is wearing a black sports bra and black spandex leggings revealing fabulous curbs. The crowd bursts into cheers and applauses as she does a graceful back flip and lands onto the ground and in front of the quidditch teams who are staring ogle-eyed and wide-mouthed. They have stopped fighting each other.

Madam Hooch smiles cockily and cocks her head and holds up her Mentos.

A/N: Yeah, I know. That was corny.