Day 5
High a top the Four Building the smell of cooking meat fills the air. The door opens and CoolgirlJen enters with her new man.
(Unfortunately, due to heavy gambling debts, we have had to replace the actor that was previously playing Brad Pitt with Derrek)
COOLGIRLJEN: Hi Guysch, Guessch who I ran into at the Pischa Plasch!
LOONE2N: Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhwohwohwowhowhwohwohwho Huh???
SYNCH: Great. now can someone please give me a hand over here?
COOLGIRLJEN: Cool, How'sch it coming?
SYNCH: Pretty damn good, if I do say so myself. we only need one more thing.
LOONE2N: whatdoweneedwhatdoweneedwhatdoweneedwhatdoweneed???
SYNCH: We need a piece of lint from the belly button of the dreaded Soop Dragon, then no one will be able to resischt our disch!
COOLGIRLJEN: *snort* You Schpoke withsch a lischp!
***Cut scene
In Hotpants' Kitchen
HOTLIPS: Hi. I was wondering if I could borrow some horse feed from you guys.
RHOADRUNNER: Uhm.
HOTPANTS: What the hell is this stoopit bitch doing in my fucking kitchen??
HOTLIPS: Fine. I'll go then, bitch!
HOTPANTS: Yer Damn right I'm a bitch you stupid cunt!
HOTLIPS: Well screw you then I'm gonna stay.
HOTPANTS: Bitch, you best be walkin the fuck on a'fore I have to scratch yer damn eyes out.
RHOADRUNNER: (smiling wide) I love chick fights
HOTLIPS: Screw this; I'm out of here.
HOTPANTS: Walk the fuck on then!
HOTLIPS: Not just yet, I needed some horse feed.
HOTPANTS: You stupid cunt, you just don't get it do you?
HOTLIPS: Screw this. I'm out of here.
***Cut scene
And that Hall of Poo-ness:
SHIFTY: How's bout I just kick this Fu's ass and stop him from taking over the world?
NEXUS: It's not that simple
PSYCHO: Yeah, if you did that, the plot will have no build up and the writer will not have an opportunity to make fun of the rest of the people.
USELESS: And none of us will get the chance to dress up in these cool ass tights I picked up.
SHIFTY: I'll wear a cape. but I ain't wearing no Faeeeeg tights.
LILSHYONE: I have an extra ticket to N*Synch tonight, who wants to go
THE GROUP: Grooooooooooan
***Cut scene
At the Jaffe Salad Production Headquarters
JAFFE: But I want to be in charge!!!
GATORJEN: Oh calm down you big baby. it's Monopoly. if you really want to be the banker, then be the banker!!!
JAFFE: Heee hee. Me am be in charge!
***Cut Scene
MISSY: Hee ehee heehehehehehehe he ehe heheh ehe he eheh eh eh eh ehhe ehe hweh ehehe he he eh e ehe ehehehe e
I DID IT!!!
I FINALLY GOT THE EGG COOKED!
CROWD: Congratulations. Have you seen an ashtray around here anywhere?
MISSY: But crowd. do you know what this means. I'm not a moron.
CROWD: I wouldn't say that. you just now know how to cook an egg.
MISSY: OK. now the recipe says. Uhmmm. What's a SoopDragon?
CROWD: Why?
MISSY: Well. it says that after I get the egg cooked I'm supposed to stir in the sock of the SoopDragon.
CROWD: Hmmmm. let me check the Internet to see if there is anything about it.
MISSY: Did you find anything?
CROWD: Nothing specific. but I know a guy that might be able to answer the question, we can go see him in a little bit.
***Cut Scene
FU: No no no. this is all wrong. These moronic simpletons are not supposed to know about the SoopDragon. If they tear him apart to make the dishes that I am to feed to him in order to use him to take over the world he will be useless.
(Hot chick wearing a cave girl outfit enters the room. The part of the Hot Chick in a cave Girl outfit will be played by Samantha Mumba)
HOT CHICK WEARING A CAVE GIRL OUTFIT: Oh, master, you seemed stressed. here. let me rub you down with oil. would you like that?
FU: YEEEEEEEEeesss!!!
(commercial break)
High a top the Four Building the smell of cooking meat fills the air. The door opens and CoolgirlJen enters with her new man.
(Unfortunately, due to heavy gambling debts, we have had to replace the actor that was previously playing Brad Pitt with Derrek)
COOLGIRLJEN: Hi Guysch, Guessch who I ran into at the Pischa Plasch!
LOONE2N: Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhwohwohwowhowhwohwohwho Huh???
SYNCH: Great. now can someone please give me a hand over here?
COOLGIRLJEN: Cool, How'sch it coming?
SYNCH: Pretty damn good, if I do say so myself. we only need one more thing.
LOONE2N: whatdoweneedwhatdoweneedwhatdoweneedwhatdoweneed???
SYNCH: We need a piece of lint from the belly button of the dreaded Soop Dragon, then no one will be able to resischt our disch!
COOLGIRLJEN: *snort* You Schpoke withsch a lischp!
***Cut scene
In Hotpants' Kitchen
HOTLIPS: Hi. I was wondering if I could borrow some horse feed from you guys.
RHOADRUNNER: Uhm.
HOTPANTS: What the hell is this stoopit bitch doing in my fucking kitchen??
HOTLIPS: Fine. I'll go then, bitch!
HOTPANTS: Yer Damn right I'm a bitch you stupid cunt!
HOTLIPS: Well screw you then I'm gonna stay.
HOTPANTS: Bitch, you best be walkin the fuck on a'fore I have to scratch yer damn eyes out.
RHOADRUNNER: (smiling wide) I love chick fights
HOTLIPS: Screw this; I'm out of here.
HOTPANTS: Walk the fuck on then!
HOTLIPS: Not just yet, I needed some horse feed.
HOTPANTS: You stupid cunt, you just don't get it do you?
HOTLIPS: Screw this. I'm out of here.
***Cut scene
And that Hall of Poo-ness:
SHIFTY: How's bout I just kick this Fu's ass and stop him from taking over the world?
NEXUS: It's not that simple
PSYCHO: Yeah, if you did that, the plot will have no build up and the writer will not have an opportunity to make fun of the rest of the people.
USELESS: And none of us will get the chance to dress up in these cool ass tights I picked up.
SHIFTY: I'll wear a cape. but I ain't wearing no Faeeeeg tights.
LILSHYONE: I have an extra ticket to N*Synch tonight, who wants to go
THE GROUP: Grooooooooooan
***Cut scene
At the Jaffe Salad Production Headquarters
JAFFE: But I want to be in charge!!!
GATORJEN: Oh calm down you big baby. it's Monopoly. if you really want to be the banker, then be the banker!!!
JAFFE: Heee hee. Me am be in charge!
***Cut Scene
MISSY: Hee ehee heehehehehehehe he ehe heheh ehe he eheh eh eh eh ehhe ehe hweh ehehe he he eh e ehe ehehehe e
I DID IT!!!
I FINALLY GOT THE EGG COOKED!
CROWD: Congratulations. Have you seen an ashtray around here anywhere?
MISSY: But crowd. do you know what this means. I'm not a moron.
CROWD: I wouldn't say that. you just now know how to cook an egg.
MISSY: OK. now the recipe says. Uhmmm. What's a SoopDragon?
CROWD: Why?
MISSY: Well. it says that after I get the egg cooked I'm supposed to stir in the sock of the SoopDragon.
CROWD: Hmmmm. let me check the Internet to see if there is anything about it.
MISSY: Did you find anything?
CROWD: Nothing specific. but I know a guy that might be able to answer the question, we can go see him in a little bit.
***Cut Scene
FU: No no no. this is all wrong. These moronic simpletons are not supposed to know about the SoopDragon. If they tear him apart to make the dishes that I am to feed to him in order to use him to take over the world he will be useless.
(Hot chick wearing a cave girl outfit enters the room. The part of the Hot Chick in a cave Girl outfit will be played by Samantha Mumba)
HOT CHICK WEARING A CAVE GIRL OUTFIT: Oh, master, you seemed stressed. here. let me rub you down with oil. would you like that?
FU: YEEEEEEEEeesss!!!
(commercial break)