A.N.: Hey y'all! Sorry it took my so damn long to update anything. My
computer got wiped out & I lost EVERY thing, from my 20 fics, to my BSB
pix, to family pix, to whatever the hell else we had saved on the computer
& not disk or CD. I'll TRY 2 update, "The Child" & my other 2 stories as
soon as I can. Haven't really been in the mood 2 write a whole lot lately.
Sorry. Oh, & I HAVE caught up pretty much on all ur stories, even if I
haven't reviewed. If I didn't review, itz 'cuz the Net wuz being dumb. One
more thing, this chapter IS a continuation of the last 1, as I felt like
writing 'bout what happens to Lana & all that other great stuff. Lol.
Disclaimer: Once more, y'all are MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!! Hehehe. *Smirks evilly & rubs hands together & wriggles eyebrows* Gotta love what y'all dunno, eh? Hehe. Oh, & I own ALL of BSB, & of course, Leo, Donnie, Raph, Mikey, & Lana. *Waits for response, but hears silence - birds begin to chirp & crickets make their lil' racket* Oh-kay then. Well, yeah, as y'all know, I DON'T own ANYBODY in ANY of my stories EXCEPT for myself, & Lana. Oh, & Zip. I now own Zip 'cuz she's the main character in my novel. Hehe. *Grins*
*Lenni, Daydream, Danceingfae, Ziptango, TMNTPunker, HexAdecimal, & Raphielle walk through the sewers to the only manhole they can lift together without any help. Mily joins them after beating Mikey at Playstation*
"I really hope Brian is up there waiting for me, WITHOUT the mob of fans this time," Lenni says, as she helps push the manhole cover. "Last time I saw him, I was practically trampled by my fellow fans."
"I just want the hot guys," TMNTPunker states. "And God help Lana if it's N'SYNC."
*Lenni snickers*
"That'd be cool," she says. "I haven't met JC yet."
*Daydream rolls her eyes*
"It's bad enough I have to put up with the Backstreet Boys, but NOW you're telling me I HAVE to put up with N'SYNC too?" She frets. "Oh, c'mon, Lenni! Give me a break already!"
*Danceingfae places hand on Daydream's shoulder*
"Relax girl, if it WAS N'SYNC up there with Brian, Lana would've said so," she states matter-of-factly. "She loves JC and Justin too much NOT to tell us if they were there."
*They finally get the manhole cover off and cautiously climb out, as people would think it strange and suspicious to see teenaged girls climbing out of a sewer*
"Ahh," Ziptango sighs. "Fresh air at last."
"Yes! No more shit!" HexAdecimal cries. "I can BREATHE again!"
*Girls all laugh*
"I think we've been done there too long," Raphielle begins. "We've lost all our common sense."
"What common sense?" Lenni and Daydream ask in unison. "We've never HAD common sense."
*They all laugh again, but stop when they realize they're the only ones there*
"Okay, not that I really care," Daydream says. "But, where's Brian?"
"Yeah," Ziptango agrees. "And where are all those hot guys Lana told us about?"
*Lenni's eyes well up with tears*
"This is so NOT my day," she wails. "I want Brian!"
"Why would she lie to us?" Mily says, finally speaking. "She knows how strongly lying is disapproved of."
"Maybe she just wants an ass whooping," Danceingfae says. "Either that, or she just wanted to hurt Lenni."
"Well, I'd say she did a pretty good job of that," Ziptango says, looking at their wailing friend. "She's completely heartbroken."
"Jeez. First Raph just about kill her, and now Lana lies to her 'bout Brian," HexAdecimal groans. "Can this day get any worse? I mean, Raph gave us ALL shit, and NO hot guys are here waiting for us."
"Wait a minute," Mily says. "RAPH tried to kill LENNI? Why?"
"She showed us that that secret room she mentions in 'The Child' is real, even though Raph told her NOT to tell anybody and NOT to put it in her story," Raphielle answers. "He threw his sais at her-literally."
*Mily gasps*
"Whoa," she says. "NEVER thought I'd live to see the day he did that."
"Me neither," Daydream says, hugging Lenni. "Don't cry. This just means we'll have to hunt Brian down, and he's probably with the other guys now."
"You mean, you'd help me find him?" Lenni asks, looking at them through tear-filled eyes, with hope.
"Sure, why not?" TMNTPunker shrugs. "We've got nothing better to do that beat the shit outta Lana."
"Thanks," Lenni says softly, wiping her eyes. "I appreciate it."
*All go off in search of Brian and the other guys. They find him at the press conference, and are immediately ushered in, as they'd been disturbing the peace amongst the fans outside*
"That bitch hit me!" TMNTPunker screams, struggling with security, wanting to go back and beat the shit out of the fan that had attached her. "I'm gonna grind her to a pulp!"
"AHHH! SAVE ME!" Daydream screams, running and hiding behind the one security guard. "FANS! BACKSTREET FANS! HELP!"
"Hot guy! Hot guy!" Ziptango and HexAdecimal chant, running over to an incredibly hot guy.
"Master Splinter's gonna kill me for this," Danceingfae groans. "Why must I go along with their crazy plans?" *Pauses* "Wait. He'd yell at me anyway. I'm the oldest, and should stop them whether or not I know what they' up to. Damn."
*Mily & Raphielle flirt with cute security guard*
*Lenni laughs at the utter chaos her friends are causing. She then waves to Brian, whose glanced over to see what all the commotion going on in the hallway was about*
*Brian smiles, then waves for her to come out*
"I'll be back," Lenni says, heading towards the door that would take her to her beloved Backstreet Boys.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" A security guard shouts, running after her.
"AHHH!" Lenni shrieks, running into the room and into Brian's open arms.
*Brian hugs her, then shoos security away, as he pulls a smiling Lenni into his lap*
*Awhile later the Boys are done with their conference, and have taken the girls back to the one manhole they can lift. They say good-bye, then go back down into the sewer*
"Hey, who's up to beating the shit outta Lana?" Lenni asks. "I think she deserves it, don't you?"
"ME!" TMNTPunker says loudly. "Couldn't beat the shit outta that fan, so I might as well take my wrath out on Lana."
"You know, you're just going to get me in deep shit, right?" Danceingfae says.
*Others nod*
"Thought so," Danceingfae says, nodding slightly. "Well, since I'll be in shit anyway, let's get on with this."
"What's the plan?" Raphielle asks.
"Yeah," HexAdecimal and Ziptango say in unison.
"Daydream, you can pull one of your pranks on her," Lenni begins. "Then."
~Lair~
*Huge ass spider plops down next to Lana*
"AHHHHH!" Lana screams one she sees the spider dancing next to her. "SPIDER!!!!"
*Spider chases her-Daydream giggles*
*Lana runs out of lair, with spider right behind her, into the clutches of the angry fan fic authors*
"AHHH!" Lana screams again, now not knowing where to turn.
*Girls close in on her*
"So, Brian's waiting, for me up top, eh?" Lenni says.
"There's hot guys with him, eh?" Mily says, raising her one eyebrow slightly.
"I knew Raph would be mad if he caught you looking at the secret room, yet didn't warn you," Raphielle adds.
"Why didn't you tell us he'd be peeved, if you knew he would be?" Danceingfae demands. "Hmm? Why Lana? Afraid he'd get mad at YOU for being there again?"
"Brian WAS there!" Lana cries. "The hot guys too! I swear it!"
"It's NOT nice to swear Lana-belle," Ziptango says menacingly. "You KNOW Donnie don't approve of it."
"Nor Mikey, nor Leo," HexAdecimal adds for emphasis. "Nor Master Splinter. Especially not Master Splinter."
"If they WERE there, then where'd they go?" TMNTPunker wants to know.
"Yeah," Daydream pipes up, finally joining them, after hiding her fake spider.
"They-they had to g-go," Lana answers nervously. "I-I told B-Brian L-Lenni was-wasn't h-home."
"Why'd you go and do that?" Lenni shouts. "I WAS home and you KNEW it!"
"I-I didn't w-want you t-to hog h-him on m-me," Lana admits. "I-I wanted h- him for a-a change. H-he likes y-you better th-that me."
"No wonder," Mily says. "Lenni doesn't lie to him. Not now nor ever."
"Now, back to the Raph thing," Raphielle says. "If you KNEW what Raph would do, WHY didn't you warn us."
"Yeah," Danceingfae says. "You SAW us go in there. Don't say you didn't either, 'cause I saw YOU just before we went in and you smirked like you knew all."
"I-I didn't w-wanna get in shi-trouble," Lana stutters. "R-Raph would've t- tanned my h-hide."
"Oh, so you rather he throws his sais at Lenni and scares her shitless," Ziptango snaps. "While the rest of us just stand there in shock."
*Lana nods*
"How can you be so mean?" HexAdecimal asks. "Didn't Donnie teach you ANYTHING? Didn't MIKEY show you how to treat others with a smile and NOT harsh words?"
"Didn't Mikey teach YOU anything?" Lana retorts, finding her bravery.
"This ain't about us," Daydream says. "And yes, Mikey's taught us all a whole lot. And we cherish it all, unlike you do."
"Yeah," Lenni agrees. "We treat people with respect, as long as they treat us with respect first."
"C'mon already!" TMNTPunker cries. "I wanna beat the shit outta her!"
"Wait Punker," Lenni orders. "I've one more question."
*Looks at Lana*
"You don't like me, do you?" she says. "You WANTED me in shit with Raph, so he'd love you more. You're jealous 'cause Raph and I are close. You think I'm gonna steal him from you. You DON'T like NOT being the ONLY one who has a very special place in his heart. You think he loves ME more than you, don't you?"
*Gives quizzical look*
"YOU'RE A BITCH! A HO! A GOOD FOR NOTHING TRAMP! I HATE YOU!" Lana screams. "YOU'VE ALREADY STOLEN HIM FROM ME! BRIAN TOO! YOU STEAL EVERYONE ON ME!"
*Turns to glare at Mily, Daydream, & Danceingfae*
"YOU STOLE MIKEY ON ME!" Lana shrieks, then turns to HexAdecimal and Raphielle. "YOU STOLE RAPH TOO!"
"Oh, shut-up already," TMNTPunker says. "We didn't steal nobody from you."
*Lana turns on her*
"YOU STOLE LEO'S HEART!" She screeches. "HE PRAISED ME UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!"
*Turns and gives Ziptango the most menacing, ice cold, look you've EVER seen*
"And you," Lana says suddenly calm again. "YOU stole DONNIE from me. DONNIE. MY daddy."
*Girls pause, feeling slightly bad for her, but them shrug and proceed closer to beat her up*
*Lana attacks first, only to have TMNTPunker hit her right back. Lana gets shit beaten out of her, as it was eight against one*
"Don't you DARE even THINK of tattling either," Lenni growls. "Cause if you do, A) you'll be punished for tattling, and B) we'll just beat the shit outta you again for getting US in shit."
*Lana cowers and slinks back*
"And Lana," Ziptango begins. "I'm NOT trying to steal Donnie from you, just everybody else. I know how special he is to you, 'cause he's special to me too."
*Lana nods, then runs back into the lair to hide in her room*
"Um.what's everyone gonna say when they see what Lana looks like?" Daydream asks suddenly. "I mean, all the other authors have either gone home or on vacation together. We're the only ones here; they'll suspect us."
*All eyes go wide and turn to look at Danceingfae*
"Aw, shit," Danceingfae says. "I HATE it when Daydream makes a point and is right. I just HATE it."
"We're toast, aren't we?" Raphielle says quietly. "Raph's gonna get all pissy again, ain't he?"
*All freeze as loud bellows are heard*
"LENNI!"
"DANCEINGFAE!"
"MILY!"
"ZIPTANGO!"
"HEXADECIMAL!"
"RAPHIELLE!"
"TMNTPUNKER!"
"DAYDREAM!"
"SHIT!" The girls, minus Daydream, spit out.
*Girls turn and dart off down the sewer, hoping to escape the wrath of four angry turtles; one in particular, Raph*
A.N.: Hey again y'all. To those of you who weren't in it again, sorry, but like I said before, it's kinda hard to remember EVERYONE. Besides, it was a continuation of the last chapter. Hope y'all liked it. I had fun writing it, as usual. Lol. *Waves* Adios! Luvs y'all! KTBSPA & KTNTPA & KTACPA & KTJTPA & KTKCPA & KTJTTPA & KTCPA!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Once more, y'all are MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!! Hehehe. *Smirks evilly & rubs hands together & wriggles eyebrows* Gotta love what y'all dunno, eh? Hehe. Oh, & I own ALL of BSB, & of course, Leo, Donnie, Raph, Mikey, & Lana. *Waits for response, but hears silence - birds begin to chirp & crickets make their lil' racket* Oh-kay then. Well, yeah, as y'all know, I DON'T own ANYBODY in ANY of my stories EXCEPT for myself, & Lana. Oh, & Zip. I now own Zip 'cuz she's the main character in my novel. Hehe. *Grins*
*Lenni, Daydream, Danceingfae, Ziptango, TMNTPunker, HexAdecimal, & Raphielle walk through the sewers to the only manhole they can lift together without any help. Mily joins them after beating Mikey at Playstation*
"I really hope Brian is up there waiting for me, WITHOUT the mob of fans this time," Lenni says, as she helps push the manhole cover. "Last time I saw him, I was practically trampled by my fellow fans."
"I just want the hot guys," TMNTPunker states. "And God help Lana if it's N'SYNC."
*Lenni snickers*
"That'd be cool," she says. "I haven't met JC yet."
*Daydream rolls her eyes*
"It's bad enough I have to put up with the Backstreet Boys, but NOW you're telling me I HAVE to put up with N'SYNC too?" She frets. "Oh, c'mon, Lenni! Give me a break already!"
*Danceingfae places hand on Daydream's shoulder*
"Relax girl, if it WAS N'SYNC up there with Brian, Lana would've said so," she states matter-of-factly. "She loves JC and Justin too much NOT to tell us if they were there."
*They finally get the manhole cover off and cautiously climb out, as people would think it strange and suspicious to see teenaged girls climbing out of a sewer*
"Ahh," Ziptango sighs. "Fresh air at last."
"Yes! No more shit!" HexAdecimal cries. "I can BREATHE again!"
*Girls all laugh*
"I think we've been done there too long," Raphielle begins. "We've lost all our common sense."
"What common sense?" Lenni and Daydream ask in unison. "We've never HAD common sense."
*They all laugh again, but stop when they realize they're the only ones there*
"Okay, not that I really care," Daydream says. "But, where's Brian?"
"Yeah," Ziptango agrees. "And where are all those hot guys Lana told us about?"
*Lenni's eyes well up with tears*
"This is so NOT my day," she wails. "I want Brian!"
"Why would she lie to us?" Mily says, finally speaking. "She knows how strongly lying is disapproved of."
"Maybe she just wants an ass whooping," Danceingfae says. "Either that, or she just wanted to hurt Lenni."
"Well, I'd say she did a pretty good job of that," Ziptango says, looking at their wailing friend. "She's completely heartbroken."
"Jeez. First Raph just about kill her, and now Lana lies to her 'bout Brian," HexAdecimal groans. "Can this day get any worse? I mean, Raph gave us ALL shit, and NO hot guys are here waiting for us."
"Wait a minute," Mily says. "RAPH tried to kill LENNI? Why?"
"She showed us that that secret room she mentions in 'The Child' is real, even though Raph told her NOT to tell anybody and NOT to put it in her story," Raphielle answers. "He threw his sais at her-literally."
*Mily gasps*
"Whoa," she says. "NEVER thought I'd live to see the day he did that."
"Me neither," Daydream says, hugging Lenni. "Don't cry. This just means we'll have to hunt Brian down, and he's probably with the other guys now."
"You mean, you'd help me find him?" Lenni asks, looking at them through tear-filled eyes, with hope.
"Sure, why not?" TMNTPunker shrugs. "We've got nothing better to do that beat the shit outta Lana."
"Thanks," Lenni says softly, wiping her eyes. "I appreciate it."
*All go off in search of Brian and the other guys. They find him at the press conference, and are immediately ushered in, as they'd been disturbing the peace amongst the fans outside*
"That bitch hit me!" TMNTPunker screams, struggling with security, wanting to go back and beat the shit out of the fan that had attached her. "I'm gonna grind her to a pulp!"
"AHHH! SAVE ME!" Daydream screams, running and hiding behind the one security guard. "FANS! BACKSTREET FANS! HELP!"
"Hot guy! Hot guy!" Ziptango and HexAdecimal chant, running over to an incredibly hot guy.
"Master Splinter's gonna kill me for this," Danceingfae groans. "Why must I go along with their crazy plans?" *Pauses* "Wait. He'd yell at me anyway. I'm the oldest, and should stop them whether or not I know what they' up to. Damn."
*Mily & Raphielle flirt with cute security guard*
*Lenni laughs at the utter chaos her friends are causing. She then waves to Brian, whose glanced over to see what all the commotion going on in the hallway was about*
*Brian smiles, then waves for her to come out*
"I'll be back," Lenni says, heading towards the door that would take her to her beloved Backstreet Boys.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" A security guard shouts, running after her.
"AHHH!" Lenni shrieks, running into the room and into Brian's open arms.
*Brian hugs her, then shoos security away, as he pulls a smiling Lenni into his lap*
*Awhile later the Boys are done with their conference, and have taken the girls back to the one manhole they can lift. They say good-bye, then go back down into the sewer*
"Hey, who's up to beating the shit outta Lana?" Lenni asks. "I think she deserves it, don't you?"
"ME!" TMNTPunker says loudly. "Couldn't beat the shit outta that fan, so I might as well take my wrath out on Lana."
"You know, you're just going to get me in deep shit, right?" Danceingfae says.
*Others nod*
"Thought so," Danceingfae says, nodding slightly. "Well, since I'll be in shit anyway, let's get on with this."
"What's the plan?" Raphielle asks.
"Yeah," HexAdecimal and Ziptango say in unison.
"Daydream, you can pull one of your pranks on her," Lenni begins. "Then."
~Lair~
*Huge ass spider plops down next to Lana*
"AHHHHH!" Lana screams one she sees the spider dancing next to her. "SPIDER!!!!"
*Spider chases her-Daydream giggles*
*Lana runs out of lair, with spider right behind her, into the clutches of the angry fan fic authors*
"AHHH!" Lana screams again, now not knowing where to turn.
*Girls close in on her*
"So, Brian's waiting, for me up top, eh?" Lenni says.
"There's hot guys with him, eh?" Mily says, raising her one eyebrow slightly.
"I knew Raph would be mad if he caught you looking at the secret room, yet didn't warn you," Raphielle adds.
"Why didn't you tell us he'd be peeved, if you knew he would be?" Danceingfae demands. "Hmm? Why Lana? Afraid he'd get mad at YOU for being there again?"
"Brian WAS there!" Lana cries. "The hot guys too! I swear it!"
"It's NOT nice to swear Lana-belle," Ziptango says menacingly. "You KNOW Donnie don't approve of it."
"Nor Mikey, nor Leo," HexAdecimal adds for emphasis. "Nor Master Splinter. Especially not Master Splinter."
"If they WERE there, then where'd they go?" TMNTPunker wants to know.
"Yeah," Daydream pipes up, finally joining them, after hiding her fake spider.
"They-they had to g-go," Lana answers nervously. "I-I told B-Brian L-Lenni was-wasn't h-home."
"Why'd you go and do that?" Lenni shouts. "I WAS home and you KNEW it!"
"I-I didn't w-want you t-to hog h-him on m-me," Lana admits. "I-I wanted h- him for a-a change. H-he likes y-you better th-that me."
"No wonder," Mily says. "Lenni doesn't lie to him. Not now nor ever."
"Now, back to the Raph thing," Raphielle says. "If you KNEW what Raph would do, WHY didn't you warn us."
"Yeah," Danceingfae says. "You SAW us go in there. Don't say you didn't either, 'cause I saw YOU just before we went in and you smirked like you knew all."
"I-I didn't w-wanna get in shi-trouble," Lana stutters. "R-Raph would've t- tanned my h-hide."
"Oh, so you rather he throws his sais at Lenni and scares her shitless," Ziptango snaps. "While the rest of us just stand there in shock."
*Lana nods*
"How can you be so mean?" HexAdecimal asks. "Didn't Donnie teach you ANYTHING? Didn't MIKEY show you how to treat others with a smile and NOT harsh words?"
"Didn't Mikey teach YOU anything?" Lana retorts, finding her bravery.
"This ain't about us," Daydream says. "And yes, Mikey's taught us all a whole lot. And we cherish it all, unlike you do."
"Yeah," Lenni agrees. "We treat people with respect, as long as they treat us with respect first."
"C'mon already!" TMNTPunker cries. "I wanna beat the shit outta her!"
"Wait Punker," Lenni orders. "I've one more question."
*Looks at Lana*
"You don't like me, do you?" she says. "You WANTED me in shit with Raph, so he'd love you more. You're jealous 'cause Raph and I are close. You think I'm gonna steal him from you. You DON'T like NOT being the ONLY one who has a very special place in his heart. You think he loves ME more than you, don't you?"
*Gives quizzical look*
"YOU'RE A BITCH! A HO! A GOOD FOR NOTHING TRAMP! I HATE YOU!" Lana screams. "YOU'VE ALREADY STOLEN HIM FROM ME! BRIAN TOO! YOU STEAL EVERYONE ON ME!"
*Turns to glare at Mily, Daydream, & Danceingfae*
"YOU STOLE MIKEY ON ME!" Lana shrieks, then turns to HexAdecimal and Raphielle. "YOU STOLE RAPH TOO!"
"Oh, shut-up already," TMNTPunker says. "We didn't steal nobody from you."
*Lana turns on her*
"YOU STOLE LEO'S HEART!" She screeches. "HE PRAISED ME UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!"
*Turns and gives Ziptango the most menacing, ice cold, look you've EVER seen*
"And you," Lana says suddenly calm again. "YOU stole DONNIE from me. DONNIE. MY daddy."
*Girls pause, feeling slightly bad for her, but them shrug and proceed closer to beat her up*
*Lana attacks first, only to have TMNTPunker hit her right back. Lana gets shit beaten out of her, as it was eight against one*
"Don't you DARE even THINK of tattling either," Lenni growls. "Cause if you do, A) you'll be punished for tattling, and B) we'll just beat the shit outta you again for getting US in shit."
*Lana cowers and slinks back*
"And Lana," Ziptango begins. "I'm NOT trying to steal Donnie from you, just everybody else. I know how special he is to you, 'cause he's special to me too."
*Lana nods, then runs back into the lair to hide in her room*
"Um.what's everyone gonna say when they see what Lana looks like?" Daydream asks suddenly. "I mean, all the other authors have either gone home or on vacation together. We're the only ones here; they'll suspect us."
*All eyes go wide and turn to look at Danceingfae*
"Aw, shit," Danceingfae says. "I HATE it when Daydream makes a point and is right. I just HATE it."
"We're toast, aren't we?" Raphielle says quietly. "Raph's gonna get all pissy again, ain't he?"
*All freeze as loud bellows are heard*
"LENNI!"
"DANCEINGFAE!"
"MILY!"
"ZIPTANGO!"
"HEXADECIMAL!"
"RAPHIELLE!"
"TMNTPUNKER!"
"DAYDREAM!"
"SHIT!" The girls, minus Daydream, spit out.
*Girls turn and dart off down the sewer, hoping to escape the wrath of four angry turtles; one in particular, Raph*
A.N.: Hey again y'all. To those of you who weren't in it again, sorry, but like I said before, it's kinda hard to remember EVERYONE. Besides, it was a continuation of the last chapter. Hope y'all liked it. I had fun writing it, as usual. Lol. *Waves* Adios! Luvs y'all! KTBSPA & KTNTPA & KTACPA & KTJTPA & KTKCPA & KTJTTPA & KTCPA!!!!!!