In a world torn asunder by battle...

Try not to close your eyes...

(cue Very fast and loud music with lots of drums stuff) (quick action sequence of nipple and leather glad ninja chicks wrestling in oil)

The Cankle has turned... and it's just starting to heat up.
NOS: One more step... and it's good-bye Chicago!

BIGGER EXPLOSIONS

D: How'd you like a butcher knife to the nuts!

MORE VIOLENCE

DARTH: How about just killing Hooper... bring his wife to me.

TWISTEDER PLOTS

HOT BLONDE TWINS IN EYE PATCHES: Oh... Hi Mr. Fu... Going....... Down!

HOTTER SEX

CPK: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AS THE HAIRY CANKLE TURNS... Season Two on Cinemax... it beats the shit out of stories about a Duck!
LILBIT: Hee hee hee... I killed him... Cool!