As The Hairy Cankle Turns
Season 2 Episode 2
Part 15
Enter the Dark Knight
SCENE OPENS UP IN A BALL OF DUST WHICH IS JUST BEGINNING TO SETTLE. LOONE2N IS STANDING ABOVE KLINGON CHICK WHO IS KNEELING ON THE GROUND.
LoonE2N: Nobody *kick* FUCKS *uppercut* WITH *kick* MY *right hook* FRIENDS. No walk yo bitch ass on.
(Klingonchick rises and slowly turns away)
KlingonChick: This is far from over toothpick!
(RockStarMike wakes up out of his coma)
RockStarMike: What the hell is going on?
(Editor's Note... SEE... and you guys thought the coma thing was cheesy... HA!)
Synch: Where in the hell did you learn to fight like that Loon?
LoonE2N: I watched a lot of Nickleodean when I was a kid.
Synch (still puzzled): Oh... uh... ok.
CoolGrlJen: Brad... uhm... do you mind taking your face out of my boobs for just a minute. I wanna go check on my friends.
(Jen joins the group and they are all standing around talking. A shadowy figure comes walking through the dust. He is wearing a Tuxedo)
oo7: You guys wouldn't happen to have any hair gel, do you?
Synch: Uh, this is a post-post-post-post-apocalyptic story... I doubt that anyone has any hair gel.
oo7: Damn.
LoonE2N: And just who the hell are you?
oo7: I'm Batman!
CoolGrlJen (rolling her eyes): That joke is getting old... guys, this is oo7. He's the oracle. When LoonE was in the middle of fighting I used my secret communicator that uses the specialized satellite dishes I keep in my bra cups and the reflective properties of my leather pants along with an old cell phone that has been modified to boost a signal through these specialized metal drum sticks I got from a drummer I once knew and sent out a distress signal and this guy answered and said he was an Oracle. He's got a big orange truck that we can ride in, and since he ...
Synch: You might want to take a breath Jen
CoolGrlJen (deep breath): ... modified the truck to fly... we can get to the mountain super quick now.
RockStarMike: Again, what the fuck is going on here?
LoonE2N: You missed me totally kicking ass it was so cool I hit and kicked and punched and beat her all up and sent the bitch packin cause I'm totally cool like that and I kick so much...
Synch: WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE BREATH WHEN YOU TALK... Sheesh.
oo7: The truck is on the other side of the ridge... let's go.
LoonE2N: SHOTGUN... I getshotguncauseicalleditfirstandtherestofyouhavetorideinthebackcauseigetshot guncauseicalleditfirstwoooooohhooooooooo SHOTGUN!!!
They head off over the ridge.
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Season 2 Episode 2
Part 15
Enter the Dark Knight
SCENE OPENS UP IN A BALL OF DUST WHICH IS JUST BEGINNING TO SETTLE. LOONE2N IS STANDING ABOVE KLINGON CHICK WHO IS KNEELING ON THE GROUND.
LoonE2N: Nobody *kick* FUCKS *uppercut* WITH *kick* MY *right hook* FRIENDS. No walk yo bitch ass on.
(Klingonchick rises and slowly turns away)
KlingonChick: This is far from over toothpick!
(RockStarMike wakes up out of his coma)
RockStarMike: What the hell is going on?
(Editor's Note... SEE... and you guys thought the coma thing was cheesy... HA!)
Synch: Where in the hell did you learn to fight like that Loon?
LoonE2N: I watched a lot of Nickleodean when I was a kid.
Synch (still puzzled): Oh... uh... ok.
CoolGrlJen: Brad... uhm... do you mind taking your face out of my boobs for just a minute. I wanna go check on my friends.
(Jen joins the group and they are all standing around talking. A shadowy figure comes walking through the dust. He is wearing a Tuxedo)
oo7: You guys wouldn't happen to have any hair gel, do you?
Synch: Uh, this is a post-post-post-post-apocalyptic story... I doubt that anyone has any hair gel.
oo7: Damn.
LoonE2N: And just who the hell are you?
oo7: I'm Batman!
CoolGrlJen (rolling her eyes): That joke is getting old... guys, this is oo7. He's the oracle. When LoonE was in the middle of fighting I used my secret communicator that uses the specialized satellite dishes I keep in my bra cups and the reflective properties of my leather pants along with an old cell phone that has been modified to boost a signal through these specialized metal drum sticks I got from a drummer I once knew and sent out a distress signal and this guy answered and said he was an Oracle. He's got a big orange truck that we can ride in, and since he ...
Synch: You might want to take a breath Jen
CoolGrlJen (deep breath): ... modified the truck to fly... we can get to the mountain super quick now.
RockStarMike: Again, what the fuck is going on here?
LoonE2N: You missed me totally kicking ass it was so cool I hit and kicked and punched and beat her all up and sent the bitch packin cause I'm totally cool like that and I kick so much...
Synch: WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE BREATH WHEN YOU TALK... Sheesh.
oo7: The truck is on the other side of the ridge... let's go.
LoonE2N: SHOTGUN... I getshotguncauseicalleditfirstandtherestofyouhavetorideinthebackcauseigetshot guncauseicalleditfirstwoooooohhooooooooo SHOTGUN!!!
They head off over the ridge.
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