Seto: I can't believe you got the disclaimer you hired drunk!
Ilukaiba: ... ^_^;;
Seto: Yeah... whatever... Ilukaiba doesn't...
Ilukaiba: *screams, cries, bangs head on wall*
Seto: Are you in pain?
Ilukaiba: *nods*
Seto: Oh yeah... you came back from the orthodontist...
Ilukaiba: *nods*
Seto: Ya know what?
Ilukaiba: *looks up and prepares to hear Seto's love confession...*
Seto: I don't give a @(&)$()$_$@!!
Ilukaiba: *runs away sobbing*
Seto: Well, anyway, she doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Oh joy!...
*************
What a coincidence... Yugi, Ryou, Seto, and Mokuba went to the same Duel Monsters store that Yami and Bakura had just left a short while ago.
Security guard: *arrests Yugi and Ryou*
Ryou: "But officer... we didn't steal anything!"
S.G.: "Yeah right..."
Yugi: "But we didn't!!!"
Seto: "Maybe the Bozo brothers, Yami and Bakura, did! After all, they do look like you..." (A.N. Oh Seto... so smart as usual...)
Yugi: "You're right! I bet they did! We'll be right here... you two go find Yami and Bakura!"
Mokuba: "Right-o!"
Seto: *sweatdrop* 'Where does he learn these phrases?...'
Ryou: "But you don't understand, officer! This is Yugi Moto, King Of Games, and this is Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corporation!"
S.G.: "Yeah... and I'm the Queen of England..."
Ryou: "No way!!!! I used to live there! I always knew the Queen looked a little too manly..."
Seto and Mokuba left to find the "Bozo brothers"... now where would two crazy yamis hide?...
***************
Tea and Mai were having a blast. They had five large shopping bags each. But there was a slight problem... They couldn't carry it... Oh well... poor girls... I guess they'll be stuck there for a while...
***************
The two crazed Yamis were having more fun then they'd had in years... er... decades?... No?... CENTURIES??? They had visited (and accidentally robbed) five stores. They had new cards, clothes, foods, books, bath towels...
Yami: "By Ra! This mall is magnificent! I should ask for more!"
Bakura: "Yes! It is like a... what is it called... buffet? Yes... and all-you-can-eat buffet. It is nice to be able to take all of these luxuries for free... It is even better than robbing!"
Yami: "Wait... isn't that Seto and Mokuba?"
Out-of-breath Mokuba: "Yugi *breath* and *breath* Ryou are in *breath* trouble *breath* for stealing! *breath*"
Yami: "But how can you steal in a mall that is all free?"
Seto: "IDIOT! NIMROD! NINCOMPOOP! @*)%&@*! The mall isn't FREE! You have to pay MONEY!!! @$*%&)*%!"
Yami: "Oops... hehe?"
Seto and Mokuba dragged the two yamis towards the Duel Monsters shop...
***************
Joey: "Man... this food is great..."
Tristan: "Yeah... but do you think Kaiba will be mad... when he figure out we took some of his money?"
Joey: "Nah... he has too much already! And anyway... it went to a worthy cause..."
Tristan: "Oh..."
Joey: "Hey... look... it's the girls!... I wonder what they are waiting for..."
Mai: "You guys better help us with this stuff!!!!"
Joey: "Yes sir!"
Mai: *growls*
Joey: "See Tristan!... she does it too!"
Tristan: "I wonder what the others are doing..."
Ilukaiba: ... ^_^;;
Seto: Yeah... whatever... Ilukaiba doesn't...
Ilukaiba: *screams, cries, bangs head on wall*
Seto: Are you in pain?
Ilukaiba: *nods*
Seto: Oh yeah... you came back from the orthodontist...
Ilukaiba: *nods*
Seto: Ya know what?
Ilukaiba: *looks up and prepares to hear Seto's love confession...*
Seto: I don't give a @(&)$()$_$@!!
Ilukaiba: *runs away sobbing*
Seto: Well, anyway, she doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Oh joy!...
*************
What a coincidence... Yugi, Ryou, Seto, and Mokuba went to the same Duel Monsters store that Yami and Bakura had just left a short while ago.
Security guard: *arrests Yugi and Ryou*
Ryou: "But officer... we didn't steal anything!"
S.G.: "Yeah right..."
Yugi: "But we didn't!!!"
Seto: "Maybe the Bozo brothers, Yami and Bakura, did! After all, they do look like you..." (A.N. Oh Seto... so smart as usual...)
Yugi: "You're right! I bet they did! We'll be right here... you two go find Yami and Bakura!"
Mokuba: "Right-o!"
Seto: *sweatdrop* 'Where does he learn these phrases?...'
Ryou: "But you don't understand, officer! This is Yugi Moto, King Of Games, and this is Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corporation!"
S.G.: "Yeah... and I'm the Queen of England..."
Ryou: "No way!!!! I used to live there! I always knew the Queen looked a little too manly..."
Seto and Mokuba left to find the "Bozo brothers"... now where would two crazy yamis hide?...
***************
Tea and Mai were having a blast. They had five large shopping bags each. But there was a slight problem... They couldn't carry it... Oh well... poor girls... I guess they'll be stuck there for a while...
***************
The two crazed Yamis were having more fun then they'd had in years... er... decades?... No?... CENTURIES??? They had visited (and accidentally robbed) five stores. They had new cards, clothes, foods, books, bath towels...
Yami: "By Ra! This mall is magnificent! I should ask for more!"
Bakura: "Yes! It is like a... what is it called... buffet? Yes... and all-you-can-eat buffet. It is nice to be able to take all of these luxuries for free... It is even better than robbing!"
Yami: "Wait... isn't that Seto and Mokuba?"
Out-of-breath Mokuba: "Yugi *breath* and *breath* Ryou are in *breath* trouble *breath* for stealing! *breath*"
Yami: "But how can you steal in a mall that is all free?"
Seto: "IDIOT! NIMROD! NINCOMPOOP! @*)%&@*! The mall isn't FREE! You have to pay MONEY!!! @$*%&)*%!"
Yami: "Oops... hehe?"
Seto and Mokuba dragged the two yamis towards the Duel Monsters shop...
***************
Joey: "Man... this food is great..."
Tristan: "Yeah... but do you think Kaiba will be mad... when he figure out we took some of his money?"
Joey: "Nah... he has too much already! And anyway... it went to a worthy cause..."
Tristan: "Oh..."
Joey: "Hey... look... it's the girls!... I wonder what they are waiting for..."
Mai: "You guys better help us with this stuff!!!!"
Joey: "Yes sir!"
Mai: *growls*
Joey: "See Tristan!... she does it too!"
Tristan: "I wonder what the others are doing..."