Disclaimer: Ilukaiba does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! ...But I... I will soon take over this mortal world! A world that will be the victim of a power greater than any power imaginable! Mortal fools... they have no idea what I will do to them... they think I am some sort of... nutcase.... But no one will figure out this plan... they are too stupid to ever find out...
Seto: Get off the set Bakura!!!!
Bakura/Disclaimer: You stupid ignorant fool! How dare you... you have revealed my identity in this world of horrid mortals! If anyone finds out... I will be doomed...
Seto: *sweatdrop* Uhh... hate to break it to you... but this is being posted on an online site called fanfiction.net...
Bakura: What?!?! NOOOOO!!!!!! My plans... foiled! I'll get back at you stupid mortals!!!!
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Ryou: "See officer... these are the REAL culprits!"
Yugi: "But officer... don't be mad at them... they are form ancient Egypt... they didn't know you have to pay..."
Seto: "Yeah... because they are so #%)$@*% stupid..."
Yami: "Oh... shut up... Kaiba-boy!"
Seto: "Call me that again and I'll... call security..."
Bakura: "Oh I am so scared... Seto Kaiba's gonna call security..."
S.G.: "So you really are Seto Kaiba!!! Pleasure to meet you sir! *shakes hand* You've always been my role model... can I have your autograph... wait 'till the kids hear their Daddy-o shook hands with the Seto Kaiba!"
Seto: *sighs and signs piece of paper*
S.G.: "Thank you sir! Well, since these thieves are your friends..."
Seto: "Well actually..."
Bakura: *shut-up-or-I-will-push-you-off-of a cliff-where-you-will-fall-to-your-death glare*
Seto: "Er... actually they are my very best friends..."
S.G.: "Well, because of that... I wont penalize them... as long as they give back the stolen merchandise..."
Yami and Bakura: *give back stolen merchandise...*
Yami: "Malls are so dumb... I am glad there weren't any in Egypt!"
Mokuba: "Okay big brother... now we get to go to the toy store!"
Bakura: "What in the name of Ra is a toy store?"
Seto: "You don't want to know..."
Together, the group ran after a hyper, toy-crazed Mokuba...
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Tea: "So do you guys have any money... we spent ours..."
Joey: "Yep!... we have... *counts money* Six hundred bucks!"
Mai: "Wow! Where'd you get that money?"
Joey: *has sudden coughing fit...*
Tristan: "Kaiba..."
Tea: "Wow! Kaiba gave you that much money?"
Joey: *coughs so loudly that everyone around them looks at him curiously*
Tristan: "Uhh... not quite..."
Mai: "WHAT?!?! YOU STOLE THE MONEY FROM SETO KAIBA?!?!?!"
Tea: "You are sooooo dead..."
Mai: "But since we have it... we might as well spend it..."
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Mokuba: "I want this... and this... and this... no... wait... this... and... OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!"
Voice: "Heeeeeeyyyy kids!!!! Hardy har har *snort snort* What's uuuuppp?"
"Kids" (Mokuba, Yugi, Ryou, Yami, Bakura, and Seto): *turn around and see big purple dinosaur...* "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Bakura: "MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!"
Yami: "IT"S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!"
Yugi: "But Yami... friends should..."
Yami: "Don't you start with those friendship speeches Yugi!..."
Seto: "I'LL SUE THE MAKER OF THIS PURPLE MONSTER!!!!"
Bakura: "I'LL STEAL HIS $)*!$&*$@$& SOUL!!!"
Ryou: "No Bakura... don't..."
Bakura: "Too late..."
The purple dinosaur lay lifeless on the floor... Everyone gave a sigh of relief and continued shopping for Mokuba.
Little Electric Toy Things That Look Exactly Like The Purple Dinosaur: "HEEEEY KIDS!!!! HARDY HAR HAR!!!!"
Bakura: "AAAARRRGGGGGHHHH @)$@&$*@!" *steals souls*
Mokuba: "Okay Big Brother... I am all done shopping..."
Seto: *takes out wallet* "WHAT THE @%$)%(#??? I only have fourteen hundred dollars!!!"
Ryou: *sweatdrop* "Soo..."
Seto: "I started with over two thousand!!!..."
Yugi: "Maybe you spent it..."
Seto: "NO I DIDN'T!!!! Where's my @#!~* money?!?!?!"
Children in store: *gasp*
Random Child: "Mommy! He said @#!~*!"
Mother of Random Child: "Tommy! Don't say that word!"
Tommy: "I can if I want to... @#!~* @#!~* @#!~* @#!~*!!!"
Mother: "Why you... *shakes fist at Seto*"
The group ran out of the store before more outraged parents yelled at them.
Seto: "But where is my @#!~* money???"
Seto: Get off the set Bakura!!!!
Bakura/Disclaimer: You stupid ignorant fool! How dare you... you have revealed my identity in this world of horrid mortals! If anyone finds out... I will be doomed...
Seto: *sweatdrop* Uhh... hate to break it to you... but this is being posted on an online site called fanfiction.net...
Bakura: What?!?! NOOOOO!!!!!! My plans... foiled! I'll get back at you stupid mortals!!!!
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Ryou: "See officer... these are the REAL culprits!"
Yugi: "But officer... don't be mad at them... they are form ancient Egypt... they didn't know you have to pay..."
Seto: "Yeah... because they are so #%)$@*% stupid..."
Yami: "Oh... shut up... Kaiba-boy!"
Seto: "Call me that again and I'll... call security..."
Bakura: "Oh I am so scared... Seto Kaiba's gonna call security..."
S.G.: "So you really are Seto Kaiba!!! Pleasure to meet you sir! *shakes hand* You've always been my role model... can I have your autograph... wait 'till the kids hear their Daddy-o shook hands with the Seto Kaiba!"
Seto: *sighs and signs piece of paper*
S.G.: "Thank you sir! Well, since these thieves are your friends..."
Seto: "Well actually..."
Bakura: *shut-up-or-I-will-push-you-off-of a cliff-where-you-will-fall-to-your-death glare*
Seto: "Er... actually they are my very best friends..."
S.G.: "Well, because of that... I wont penalize them... as long as they give back the stolen merchandise..."
Yami and Bakura: *give back stolen merchandise...*
Yami: "Malls are so dumb... I am glad there weren't any in Egypt!"
Mokuba: "Okay big brother... now we get to go to the toy store!"
Bakura: "What in the name of Ra is a toy store?"
Seto: "You don't want to know..."
Together, the group ran after a hyper, toy-crazed Mokuba...
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Tea: "So do you guys have any money... we spent ours..."
Joey: "Yep!... we have... *counts money* Six hundred bucks!"
Mai: "Wow! Where'd you get that money?"
Joey: *has sudden coughing fit...*
Tristan: "Kaiba..."
Tea: "Wow! Kaiba gave you that much money?"
Joey: *coughs so loudly that everyone around them looks at him curiously*
Tristan: "Uhh... not quite..."
Mai: "WHAT?!?! YOU STOLE THE MONEY FROM SETO KAIBA?!?!?!"
Tea: "You are sooooo dead..."
Mai: "But since we have it... we might as well spend it..."
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Mokuba: "I want this... and this... and this... no... wait... this... and... OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!"
Voice: "Heeeeeeyyyy kids!!!! Hardy har har *snort snort* What's uuuuppp?"
"Kids" (Mokuba, Yugi, Ryou, Yami, Bakura, and Seto): *turn around and see big purple dinosaur...* "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Bakura: "MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!"
Yami: "IT"S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!"
Yugi: "But Yami... friends should..."
Yami: "Don't you start with those friendship speeches Yugi!..."
Seto: "I'LL SUE THE MAKER OF THIS PURPLE MONSTER!!!!"
Bakura: "I'LL STEAL HIS $)*!$&*$@$& SOUL!!!"
Ryou: "No Bakura... don't..."
Bakura: "Too late..."
The purple dinosaur lay lifeless on the floor... Everyone gave a sigh of relief and continued shopping for Mokuba.
Little Electric Toy Things That Look Exactly Like The Purple Dinosaur: "HEEEEY KIDS!!!! HARDY HAR HAR!!!!"
Bakura: "AAAARRRGGGGGHHHH @)$@&$*@!" *steals souls*
Mokuba: "Okay Big Brother... I am all done shopping..."
Seto: *takes out wallet* "WHAT THE @%$)%(#??? I only have fourteen hundred dollars!!!"
Ryou: *sweatdrop* "Soo..."
Seto: "I started with over two thousand!!!..."
Yugi: "Maybe you spent it..."
Seto: "NO I DIDN'T!!!! Where's my @#!~* money?!?!?!"
Children in store: *gasp*
Random Child: "Mommy! He said @#!~*!"
Mother of Random Child: "Tommy! Don't say that word!"
Tommy: "I can if I want to... @#!~* @#!~* @#!~* @#!~*!!!"
Mother: "Why you... *shakes fist at Seto*"
The group ran out of the store before more outraged parents yelled at them.
Seto: "But where is my @#!~* money???"