Disclaimer: Welcome back folks! I'm your host Tristan Taylor and you're watching Duel Monsters Meltdown!
Ilukaiba: Whoops! Wrong script....
Disclaimer (Tristan): My darling Seto... why do you not return my love? Your eyes fill me with warmth and...
Ilukaiba: *blushes* Whoopsies... here's the right script!
Disclaimer: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Yu-gi-Mo-to!...
Ilukaiba: &@$)*$ HERE'S THE RIGHT SCRIPT!
Disclaimer: Ilukaiba doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! (or Spongebob Squarepants...)
Ilukaiba: Please read my other fic too (and review!)
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Mokuba followed suit... he couldn't stand Tea's sobbing either...
Seto was ready to cry. He wasn't hurt or pained. He wasn't even sad. He was just losing his self control and was going through mental frustration. He was trying his very best to keep himself from strangling Tea. Mai was having similar thoughts... so were Joey... and Tristan...
Ryou and Yugi hadn't lost their sanity... yet... So they made a smart and well-thought suggestion.
Ryou and Yugi: "Why don't we go somewhere else?"
So our pathetic group left the mall and continued their adventure. Mai was supporting Tea, who still couldn't control her tears. Yami, Bakura, Malik, and Mokuba removed their earplugs.
THUD!
Yami: "JOEY!!!"
Joey: *who is standing on sidewalk, perfectly okay* "What?!?"
Yami: "You didn't bump into anyone?"
Joey: "Uhhh... no?"
Yami: "Then who... oh dear..."
Tea was lying on the sidewalk, unconscious, since Mai had just hit her on the head with a (ridiculously heavy) shopping bag. Tea wasn't crying anymore.
Mai: *starts laughing insanely* "Holy #(@)$* what an obnoxious $@()@$ At least she finally shut up!..."
Yugi: "Uhh... Mai?"
Seto: *bends down and checks Tea* "Don't worry... she'll come around eventually..."
Mokuba: *smiling cutely* "But she's probably gonna give a friendship speech once she wakes up..."
Malik: "Bloody Heck!!!"
Yami: "By Ra!"
Bakura: "Dear gods NOOOO!!!!!"
Joey: "I... uh... have... to... uh... go..."
Yugi: "Where?"
Joey: "To the... you know..."
Yugi: "Actually I don't..."
Joey: "Ya see Yug... I gotta... uh... do my thing..."
Yugi: "Duel? Now?"
Joey: "NO! The OTHER thing!"
Yugi: "Dungeon Dice Monsters?"
Joey: "No @$&*(!# I gotta PEE!!!"
Tristan: "Somebody call 911! He's gonna blow!"
Ryou: "We need to get him to a bathroom and FAST!"
Yugi: "WE HAVEN"T GOT MUCH TIME!"
Seto: "There's a fire hydrant over there..."
Tristan: "Do you think that fast food place has one?"
Yugi: "It's worth a try!"
Tristan: "Hold on buddy! Everything's gonna be okay..."
They ran quickly. Joey was like a human bomb... he could blow at any second...
Ryou: "We haven't a moment to lose!"
Seto was helping Mai carry Tea. When they arrived at the fast food place, Joey ran like lightning to the bathroom. Everyone sat at a table, except Tea, who lay on the floor.
Mokuba: *begins eating sugar sloppily, accidentally dropping some into Tea's open mouth*
Tea: *jumps up* "MORE! MORE SUGAR!!!"
Seto: *shakes head* "She's lost it..."
Mokuba: *stands up* "MEEEE TOOO!!!!!"
Seto: "Uh-oh... Mokuba gets very hyper when he eats sugar..."
Ilukaiba: Whoops! Wrong script....
Disclaimer (Tristan): My darling Seto... why do you not return my love? Your eyes fill me with warmth and...
Ilukaiba: *blushes* Whoopsies... here's the right script!
Disclaimer: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Yu-gi-Mo-to!...
Ilukaiba: &@$)*$ HERE'S THE RIGHT SCRIPT!
Disclaimer: Ilukaiba doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! (or Spongebob Squarepants...)
Ilukaiba: Please read my other fic too (and review!)
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Mokuba followed suit... he couldn't stand Tea's sobbing either...
Seto was ready to cry. He wasn't hurt or pained. He wasn't even sad. He was just losing his self control and was going through mental frustration. He was trying his very best to keep himself from strangling Tea. Mai was having similar thoughts... so were Joey... and Tristan...
Ryou and Yugi hadn't lost their sanity... yet... So they made a smart and well-thought suggestion.
Ryou and Yugi: "Why don't we go somewhere else?"
So our pathetic group left the mall and continued their adventure. Mai was supporting Tea, who still couldn't control her tears. Yami, Bakura, Malik, and Mokuba removed their earplugs.
THUD!
Yami: "JOEY!!!"
Joey: *who is standing on sidewalk, perfectly okay* "What?!?"
Yami: "You didn't bump into anyone?"
Joey: "Uhhh... no?"
Yami: "Then who... oh dear..."
Tea was lying on the sidewalk, unconscious, since Mai had just hit her on the head with a (ridiculously heavy) shopping bag. Tea wasn't crying anymore.
Mai: *starts laughing insanely* "Holy #(@)$* what an obnoxious $@()@$ At least she finally shut up!..."
Yugi: "Uhh... Mai?"
Seto: *bends down and checks Tea* "Don't worry... she'll come around eventually..."
Mokuba: *smiling cutely* "But she's probably gonna give a friendship speech once she wakes up..."
Malik: "Bloody Heck!!!"
Yami: "By Ra!"
Bakura: "Dear gods NOOOO!!!!!"
Joey: "I... uh... have... to... uh... go..."
Yugi: "Where?"
Joey: "To the... you know..."
Yugi: "Actually I don't..."
Joey: "Ya see Yug... I gotta... uh... do my thing..."
Yugi: "Duel? Now?"
Joey: "NO! The OTHER thing!"
Yugi: "Dungeon Dice Monsters?"
Joey: "No @$&*(!# I gotta PEE!!!"
Tristan: "Somebody call 911! He's gonna blow!"
Ryou: "We need to get him to a bathroom and FAST!"
Yugi: "WE HAVEN"T GOT MUCH TIME!"
Seto: "There's a fire hydrant over there..."
Tristan: "Do you think that fast food place has one?"
Yugi: "It's worth a try!"
Tristan: "Hold on buddy! Everything's gonna be okay..."
They ran quickly. Joey was like a human bomb... he could blow at any second...
Ryou: "We haven't a moment to lose!"
Seto was helping Mai carry Tea. When they arrived at the fast food place, Joey ran like lightning to the bathroom. Everyone sat at a table, except Tea, who lay on the floor.
Mokuba: *begins eating sugar sloppily, accidentally dropping some into Tea's open mouth*
Tea: *jumps up* "MORE! MORE SUGAR!!!"
Seto: *shakes head* "She's lost it..."
Mokuba: *stands up* "MEEEE TOOO!!!!!"
Seto: "Uh-oh... Mokuba gets very hyper when he eats sugar..."