Ilukaiba: Thanks for all the great reviews everyone. And Aldrius... I am the authoress of this story and if I say they learn American history, they learn American history. If I say they fall into the Atlantic Ocean and get eaten by sharks, they fall into the Atlantic Ocean and get eaten by sharks. If I say they go swimming in a tub of chocolate pudding wearing "Free Martha Stewart" t-shirts, they go swimming in a tub of chocolate pudding wearing "Free Martha Stewart" t-shirts!

Seto: Uhh... sorry about that... Ilukaiba seems to be having a mental breakdown!

Ilukaiba: I AM THE AUTHORESS!!!! Did I SAY I was having a mental breakdown?! NO! So am I having a mental breakdown?! NO!

Pegasus: And you thought I was loony...

Seto: Aaaargh!!! Not him!!!!

Pegasus: Oh go @$*(&! Kaiba-boy... I am the new Disclaimer! Ilukaiba doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Yami: "... How about we play I've never!"

Bakura: "By Ra! What is that?"

Yami: "I used to play it a lot back in Egypt! You see..."

Bakura: "No wonder our leadership stunk!"

Yami: *death glare* "Watch it tomb-robber... Well it's very simple, really... Everyone gets some beer... er... I mean soda..."

Bakura: "So you drank beer often?"

Yami: "TOMB-ROBBER!!! Well everyone gets the SODA and someone says I've never done *something* and everyone who did the *something* takes a sip of their beer... I mean soda! Hey Kaiba! Drinks please!"

Seto: "What am I, your servant?!"

Everyone: "YEAH!"

Seto got everyone drinks (against his own will). Mokuba and Malik started giving Bakura evil looks again... oh dear...

Yami: "Kaiba! Start first since we left of with you last time!"

Seto: *sarcastically* "Yes Master... I've never depended on a pathetic Kuribo in my effort to win a duel..."

Yami: "!*@#($&@" *takes sip of beer... I mean... soda*

Yugi: *also takes sip of soda*

Bakura: "Okay... I've never... kept pathetic Kuribos in my deck to begin with!"

Yami: "#$)&% TOMB-ROBBER!" *takes sip*

Yugi: *takes sip*

Malik: "Umm... well... I've never held a Kuribo card in my hand..."

Yami: "WHAT GIVES MALIK?!" *takes sip*

Yugi: *takes sip*

Tristan: "I've never been called a dog before."

Joey: "Grrrr..." *takes sip*

Mai: *takes sip*

Joey: "You were called a dog too, Mai?"

Mai: "Yeah... but in a very different way..."

Yugi: "MY TURN!!! I've never lost a duel before..."

Seto: *angrily* "YES YOU DID YOU LIAR!"

Yami: "But that was because you cheated!"

Seto: "I never cheat Yami, you lying piece of..."

Yami: "BREAD!"

Seto: *sweatdrop* 0_o;;

Yami: "Shhh... you know what happens when you swear..." *gestures to Yugi*

Seto: "Oh... go $#(%)@_ him!"

Yugi: *cries*

Naughty Seto... who would have thought he had such a dirty mouth...

And while we're on the subject... Seto was starting to feel very bored (not like he wasn't before...). Why did he have to promise Mokuba such a horrible thing? Of all people, Yugi Moto and his @*$()&$ friends! It is a pity that he still has sixteen hours...

Seto: "I HATE THIS! Mokuba... I'll pay you... uh... a thousand dollars if you call this whole thing off!"

Mokuba: "Okies!"

Just kidding... like that would REALLY happen...

Mokuba: "No thank you Seto... I want you to spend time with them..."

Seto: 'Aaargh! The eyes! Those incredibly cute EYES!' "All right kiddo... I'll hang out with them."

Yami, Malik, Bakura, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Mai, and Ryou: 'Why didn't that little brat just take the $*@(&%@ money?!?!'

Notice that Yugi didn't have the same thoughts. But it wasn't because he wanted Seto to stay... it was simply because he didn't (and still doesn't) know what $*@(&%@ means! So these were Yugi's innocent thoughts...

Yugi: 'Oh Fudgesicles! Why didn't Mokuba just believe in the heart of the money?'

Notice the use of the term 'fudgesicles'... NOW do you understand how innocent Yugi really is?