Ilukaiba: No... it... it can't be... I must... I must be dreaming... it's... it's...
Mokuba: A SUGAR-FREE LOLLIPOP?! The horror!
Ilukaiba: No! Not... what? Sugar-free lollipops?! What is this world coming to?!?!
Seto: Hey Mokuba! How about a SUGAR-FREE LOLLIPOP?
Mokuba: *faints*
Seto: Okay...
Ilukaiba: Get that thing away from me!
Seto: What... this? *takes bite of sugar-free lollipop*
Ilukaiba: SETO! *cries*
Seto: Hmm...
Ilukaiba: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Little Women...
Pegasus: THAT'S MY JOB!
Ilukaiba: What?
Pegasus: THAT LINE... I AM THE NEW DISCLAIMER!
Ilukaiba: Well you suck... so you're fired!
Pegasus: It CAN'T be! A... Kaiba-boy, is that a... *looks around cautiously and whispers* sugar-free lollipop?
Seto: Yes...
Pegasus: *screams* Nooooooo! *dies*
Seto: Okay...
**********
Yami: "Grrrrr... what gay little game should we play now?"
Yugi: "How about the storytelling game?"
Yami: "THE WHAT?!"
Tea: *cautiously* "What the... umm... heck is that?"
Yugi: "Somebody starts by telling part of a story and then someone else starts where they left off and so on!"
Mai: "You mean like in Little Women?"
Yugi: "Yeah!"
Mai: "You read Little Women? Hmm..."
Ryou: "That was a great book!"
Yugi: "I know!!!" ^_^
Mokuba: "Okies! I'll start!" *looks at Bakura and smiles... he finally got his chance...* "Once upon a time, there was..." *pauses for a moment and looks at Bakura* "a VERY feminine tomb-robber in Ancient Egypt..."
Bakura: "Hey you little runt! Mortal son of a..."
Yugi: *cries*
Seto and Yami: "BAKA!"
Bakura: "Bite me!"
Joey: "Okay!" *bites Bakura*
Bakura: *sweatdrop*
Malik: "Mokuba! Continue!"
Mokuba: "Okies! Well anyway, one day, he decided to steal from the Pharaoh..."
Yami: "Go ahead... bring me into this... see if I care..."
Malik: "SHUTUP YAMI! Keep going Mokuba!"
Mokuba: "So he went to the palace. He was walking down a narrow staircase when he screamed. Poor Baku... I mean the poor tomb-robber had been frightened by..."
Malik: "... a very muddy floor! 'Oh no!' he cried, 'Someone could get hurt!' He put on his apron and..."
Bakura: "WHY YOU LITTLE... blaarg..." *looks at Yugi and gives a sigh of relief* "I DON'T WHERE AN APRON!"
Yami: "Shut up! This story is getting interesting!"
Malik: "So he put on his apron, took out a mop, and began to mop the floor. He started to sing. He sung louder and louder until..."
Tea: "... the window broke! So he gasped... 'Oh no! Not the window!'"
Bakura: "What?! You're in this to? All of you scheming little traitors..."
Yami: "Oh... just go... a... put a sock in it!"
Notice how everyone is trying not to swear for Yugi's sake. I don't blame them... Yugi's an obnoxious crier...
Tea: "He was so worried. 'What have I done?' he cried, 'I hurt the poor innocent window! How could I have been so selfish?' He sat down and cried. The window didn't deserve this torture. And worst of all, it had no friends to support it through the tough times. Suddenly, he heard a voice.
Bakura: "I hate this game..."
Seto: "... It was the Pharaoh! 'Dear Lady,' he said, 'Why do you cry so?' Bakur... I mean the tomb-robber looked up. The Pharaoh was stunned. 'What the fu... uh... funky music (hehe)... you're a... a... he-she?' The tomb-robber nodded."
Bakura: "You're all against me!" *cries*
Seto: "Just that moment, the intelligent, wonderful, eccentric, respected, marvelous, handsome, good-looking..."
One Hour Later...
Seto: "... brilliant, accomplished High-Priest appeared out of no where and obliterated the two of them with his ultimate monster, the powerful Blue eyes white dragon! The End!"
Yami and Bakura: "WHAT?!?!"
Mokuba: *eyes filled with tears* "Big brother... that was the most beautiful story I ever heard!"
Seto: "Thanks kid..."
Yami: "THAT WAS THE DUMBEST STORY EVER!"
Bakura: "That was a total piece of..."
Yugi: *cries*
Yami and Bakura: "THAT SUCKED!"
Mokuba: "JINX! Now you can't talk!"
Mokuba: A SUGAR-FREE LOLLIPOP?! The horror!
Ilukaiba: No! Not... what? Sugar-free lollipops?! What is this world coming to?!?!
Seto: Hey Mokuba! How about a SUGAR-FREE LOLLIPOP?
Mokuba: *faints*
Seto: Okay...
Ilukaiba: Get that thing away from me!
Seto: What... this? *takes bite of sugar-free lollipop*
Ilukaiba: SETO! *cries*
Seto: Hmm...
Ilukaiba: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Little Women...
Pegasus: THAT'S MY JOB!
Ilukaiba: What?
Pegasus: THAT LINE... I AM THE NEW DISCLAIMER!
Ilukaiba: Well you suck... so you're fired!
Pegasus: It CAN'T be! A... Kaiba-boy, is that a... *looks around cautiously and whispers* sugar-free lollipop?
Seto: Yes...
Pegasus: *screams* Nooooooo! *dies*
Seto: Okay...
**********
Yami: "Grrrrr... what gay little game should we play now?"
Yugi: "How about the storytelling game?"
Yami: "THE WHAT?!"
Tea: *cautiously* "What the... umm... heck is that?"
Yugi: "Somebody starts by telling part of a story and then someone else starts where they left off and so on!"
Mai: "You mean like in Little Women?"
Yugi: "Yeah!"
Mai: "You read Little Women? Hmm..."
Ryou: "That was a great book!"
Yugi: "I know!!!" ^_^
Mokuba: "Okies! I'll start!" *looks at Bakura and smiles... he finally got his chance...* "Once upon a time, there was..." *pauses for a moment and looks at Bakura* "a VERY feminine tomb-robber in Ancient Egypt..."
Bakura: "Hey you little runt! Mortal son of a..."
Yugi: *cries*
Seto and Yami: "BAKA!"
Bakura: "Bite me!"
Joey: "Okay!" *bites Bakura*
Bakura: *sweatdrop*
Malik: "Mokuba! Continue!"
Mokuba: "Okies! Well anyway, one day, he decided to steal from the Pharaoh..."
Yami: "Go ahead... bring me into this... see if I care..."
Malik: "SHUTUP YAMI! Keep going Mokuba!"
Mokuba: "So he went to the palace. He was walking down a narrow staircase when he screamed. Poor Baku... I mean the poor tomb-robber had been frightened by..."
Malik: "... a very muddy floor! 'Oh no!' he cried, 'Someone could get hurt!' He put on his apron and..."
Bakura: "WHY YOU LITTLE... blaarg..." *looks at Yugi and gives a sigh of relief* "I DON'T WHERE AN APRON!"
Yami: "Shut up! This story is getting interesting!"
Malik: "So he put on his apron, took out a mop, and began to mop the floor. He started to sing. He sung louder and louder until..."
Tea: "... the window broke! So he gasped... 'Oh no! Not the window!'"
Bakura: "What?! You're in this to? All of you scheming little traitors..."
Yami: "Oh... just go... a... put a sock in it!"
Notice how everyone is trying not to swear for Yugi's sake. I don't blame them... Yugi's an obnoxious crier...
Tea: "He was so worried. 'What have I done?' he cried, 'I hurt the poor innocent window! How could I have been so selfish?' He sat down and cried. The window didn't deserve this torture. And worst of all, it had no friends to support it through the tough times. Suddenly, he heard a voice.
Bakura: "I hate this game..."
Seto: "... It was the Pharaoh! 'Dear Lady,' he said, 'Why do you cry so?' Bakur... I mean the tomb-robber looked up. The Pharaoh was stunned. 'What the fu... uh... funky music (hehe)... you're a... a... he-she?' The tomb-robber nodded."
Bakura: "You're all against me!" *cries*
Seto: "Just that moment, the intelligent, wonderful, eccentric, respected, marvelous, handsome, good-looking..."
One Hour Later...
Seto: "... brilliant, accomplished High-Priest appeared out of no where and obliterated the two of them with his ultimate monster, the powerful Blue eyes white dragon! The End!"
Yami and Bakura: "WHAT?!?!"
Mokuba: *eyes filled with tears* "Big brother... that was the most beautiful story I ever heard!"
Seto: "Thanks kid..."
Yami: "THAT WAS THE DUMBEST STORY EVER!"
Bakura: "That was a total piece of..."
Yugi: *cries*
Yami and Bakura: "THAT SUCKED!"
Mokuba: "JINX! Now you can't talk!"