Ilukaiba: Wow... it's been a while since I updated, but now, I'm back!
Seto: *the sugar-free lollipop he was eating in chapter 13 wasn't sugar-free after all...*
*singing* Disappear, out of here
It was time to pay my dues
Never guessed that you'd be dressed
In my clothes and in my shoes
Pegasus: Did somebody call me? *sees Seto singing* FUN! Singing *starts dancing with hyper-Seto*
Seto: You couldn't wait to move right in
If I were you I'd be concerned
Yami: Actually Kaiba, I am concerned about your very disturbing hyper-ness
Seto: Ain't no way you're gonna win
Bet you didn't count on my return
Thought you were so tough
You had it all under control
Now enough is enough
Gonna take back what you stole
(Give it up, 'cause now I'm back)
Pegasus: *is now doing a very disturbing dance*
Yugi: *cries*
Seto: On my own, all alone
This ain't how the story ends
Now I see those close to me
They were just fair weather friends
*suddenly starts raining*
Tea: Through rain, snow, sleet, or hail, friendship will ALWAYS prevail.
Bakura: Put a sock in it!
Seto: You suckered everyone in sight
Malik: Speaking of suckers... *plots how to get the millennium items*
Seto: With promises that fooled them all
You may be top dog tonight
Joey: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE DOG JOKES ALREADY?!?!
Seto: The bigger they come the harder they fall
Mai: *has dirty thoughts in head*
Yugi: *cries*
Seto: Thought you were so tough
You had it all under control
Now enough is enough
Gonna take back what you stole
One of the Big 5: For our plan to succeed Kaiba must be taken out of the picture permanently.
Tristan: *has camera* No! Kaiba's one of the best subjects in my pictures!
Seto: You'll never take me alive.
Pegasus: Seto Kaiba will bother us no more. *does a little jig*
Seto: I'm not gonna give up Kaiba Corporation without a real fight, it's take over time by me.
Evil Seto: I attack with the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
Seto: Thought you were so tough
You had it all under control
Now enough is enough
Gonna take back what you stole
Give it up, 'cause now I'm back
Seto: We're going in.
Mokuba: Big brother! Your beer, your beer!
Ilukaiba: Uh... Mokuba... I don't thing that's how it goes...
Seto: Thought you were so tough
You had it all under control
Now enough is enough
Gonna take back what you stole
Pegasus: *starts playing guitar*
Ilukaiba: Okaaaay... in case you were wondering, Seto was singing "I'm Back" from the "Music to Duel By CD". It's a great song and a great CD... and I do own it, I just don't OWN it...
Yami: Right...
Ryou: *is confused* She doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! either.
Ilukaiba: On to the story!...
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Bakura was mad. He was mad at that mortal-pain-in-the-...neck, Mokuba. First Mokuba started that embarrassing story, and then he jinxed him.
Yami was jinxed too, but he was mad at other people... like Seto, for instance. After all, Seto was Mokuba's brother.
Malik: "Hey! This could make a fun game!"
Seto: "Yeah... I see what you mean..." ^_^
Mokuba: ^_^
Seto: "So Yami, are you stupid? Please say something if you aren't!"
Yami: "..." *is thinking about ways to kill Seto*
Malik: "Bakura, my dear friend, tell me what two plus two equals... if you don't answer, I will assume you don't know"
Bakura: 'Malik... one of these days I am going to kick your @$&!#" *growls*
So this went on... and on... and on... until Seto and Malik had discovered that the two were *apparently* girls who loved playing with dolls, powerless and cheap duelists who cheated their way to victory, and bise-ual (A/N the -'s used in this story represent letters that are taken out to avoid use of vulgar language)
Yugi: *cries*
Yami: 'I would give anything for a glass of vodka. Back in Egypt, I used to have so much! This world is so boring!'
Yugi: "Yami would like a... a... glass... of... vodka... whatever that is..."
Yami: '$*(& He can hear my thoughts! Maybe that's why he cried when I was thinking about Mai the other day...'
Seto: *triumphantly* "Ha! So the drunken Pharaoh would like some vodka! I always knew you sucked as a pha- HELP ME!!!"
Yami: *is attempting to strangle Seto*
Seto: "Holy #*$(&$ get this *#$&( pharaoh... offa me... can't... &*@... breathe!"
Mokuba: "BIG BROTHER! Get off of him you monster!" *jumps on Yami*
Yami: *is pulling on Seto's shirt collar while in a straddle position...*
Yugi: "Yami! Stop it! Didn't we already talk about not killing Kaiba after the Duelist Kingdom incident?..." *starts yanking on Yami's jacket*
Joey: "Hey Yami! Lemme join ya!" *jumps on Seto's... well... you know...*
Seto: "Yeooooow! My *@$(&!$!" *tears start streaming down his cheek*
All guys: "Ouch..."
Tristan: "Oh what the heck..." *joins Yugi and Mokuba in an effort to stop a crazed Yami and a not-so-pathetically-canine Joey*
Ryou: *also joins*
Meanwhile, Mai, Tea, Bakura, and Malik are sitting on the leather couch and watching the exciting event. Who wouldn't want to watch Yami beat the @*$(& out of Seto Kaiba (while in a very WRONG position)? Who wouldn't want to watch as Joey jumped happily on Kaiba's... ahem...? Who wouldn't want to watch Mokuba and Yugi pull on Yami's jacket, wait, shirt, wait, UNDERSHIRT?! And Tristan putting Joey into headlock? And who could resist watching Ryou attempt to console a very hurt Seto? (A/N This isn't a SetoxRyou fic!)
Mai: "That is sooo wrong... I like it."
Tea: "Yeah... to... er... heck... with friendship speeches... I'd settle for this anyday!"
Malik: "This is great! That Pharaoh knows how to work it... right Bakura? Oh wait... I forgot... you can't talk!"
Bakura: "Shut the *$@& up! I'm talking and if you stop me, I'll send your soul to the Shadow Realm!"
Tea: "So when should we help them?..."
Seto: *the sugar-free lollipop he was eating in chapter 13 wasn't sugar-free after all...*
*singing* Disappear, out of here
It was time to pay my dues
Never guessed that you'd be dressed
In my clothes and in my shoes
Pegasus: Did somebody call me? *sees Seto singing* FUN! Singing *starts dancing with hyper-Seto*
Seto: You couldn't wait to move right in
If I were you I'd be concerned
Yami: Actually Kaiba, I am concerned about your very disturbing hyper-ness
Seto: Ain't no way you're gonna win
Bet you didn't count on my return
Thought you were so tough
You had it all under control
Now enough is enough
Gonna take back what you stole
(Give it up, 'cause now I'm back)
Pegasus: *is now doing a very disturbing dance*
Yugi: *cries*
Seto: On my own, all alone
This ain't how the story ends
Now I see those close to me
They were just fair weather friends
*suddenly starts raining*
Tea: Through rain, snow, sleet, or hail, friendship will ALWAYS prevail.
Bakura: Put a sock in it!
Seto: You suckered everyone in sight
Malik: Speaking of suckers... *plots how to get the millennium items*
Seto: With promises that fooled them all
You may be top dog tonight
Joey: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE DOG JOKES ALREADY?!?!
Seto: The bigger they come the harder they fall
Mai: *has dirty thoughts in head*
Yugi: *cries*
Seto: Thought you were so tough
You had it all under control
Now enough is enough
Gonna take back what you stole
One of the Big 5: For our plan to succeed Kaiba must be taken out of the picture permanently.
Tristan: *has camera* No! Kaiba's one of the best subjects in my pictures!
Seto: You'll never take me alive.
Pegasus: Seto Kaiba will bother us no more. *does a little jig*
Seto: I'm not gonna give up Kaiba Corporation without a real fight, it's take over time by me.
Evil Seto: I attack with the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
Seto: Thought you were so tough
You had it all under control
Now enough is enough
Gonna take back what you stole
Give it up, 'cause now I'm back
Seto: We're going in.
Mokuba: Big brother! Your beer, your beer!
Ilukaiba: Uh... Mokuba... I don't thing that's how it goes...
Seto: Thought you were so tough
You had it all under control
Now enough is enough
Gonna take back what you stole
Pegasus: *starts playing guitar*
Ilukaiba: Okaaaay... in case you were wondering, Seto was singing "I'm Back" from the "Music to Duel By CD". It's a great song and a great CD... and I do own it, I just don't OWN it...
Yami: Right...
Ryou: *is confused* She doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! either.
Ilukaiba: On to the story!...
**********
Bakura was mad. He was mad at that mortal-pain-in-the-...neck, Mokuba. First Mokuba started that embarrassing story, and then he jinxed him.
Yami was jinxed too, but he was mad at other people... like Seto, for instance. After all, Seto was Mokuba's brother.
Malik: "Hey! This could make a fun game!"
Seto: "Yeah... I see what you mean..." ^_^
Mokuba: ^_^
Seto: "So Yami, are you stupid? Please say something if you aren't!"
Yami: "..." *is thinking about ways to kill Seto*
Malik: "Bakura, my dear friend, tell me what two plus two equals... if you don't answer, I will assume you don't know"
Bakura: 'Malik... one of these days I am going to kick your @$&!#" *growls*
So this went on... and on... and on... until Seto and Malik had discovered that the two were *apparently* girls who loved playing with dolls, powerless and cheap duelists who cheated their way to victory, and bise-ual (A/N the -'s used in this story represent letters that are taken out to avoid use of vulgar language)
Yugi: *cries*
Yami: 'I would give anything for a glass of vodka. Back in Egypt, I used to have so much! This world is so boring!'
Yugi: "Yami would like a... a... glass... of... vodka... whatever that is..."
Yami: '$*(& He can hear my thoughts! Maybe that's why he cried when I was thinking about Mai the other day...'
Seto: *triumphantly* "Ha! So the drunken Pharaoh would like some vodka! I always knew you sucked as a pha- HELP ME!!!"
Yami: *is attempting to strangle Seto*
Seto: "Holy #*$(&$ get this *#$&( pharaoh... offa me... can't... &*@... breathe!"
Mokuba: "BIG BROTHER! Get off of him you monster!" *jumps on Yami*
Yami: *is pulling on Seto's shirt collar while in a straddle position...*
Yugi: "Yami! Stop it! Didn't we already talk about not killing Kaiba after the Duelist Kingdom incident?..." *starts yanking on Yami's jacket*
Joey: "Hey Yami! Lemme join ya!" *jumps on Seto's... well... you know...*
Seto: "Yeooooow! My *@$(&!$!" *tears start streaming down his cheek*
All guys: "Ouch..."
Tristan: "Oh what the heck..." *joins Yugi and Mokuba in an effort to stop a crazed Yami and a not-so-pathetically-canine Joey*
Ryou: *also joins*
Meanwhile, Mai, Tea, Bakura, and Malik are sitting on the leather couch and watching the exciting event. Who wouldn't want to watch Yami beat the @*$(& out of Seto Kaiba (while in a very WRONG position)? Who wouldn't want to watch as Joey jumped happily on Kaiba's... ahem...? Who wouldn't want to watch Mokuba and Yugi pull on Yami's jacket, wait, shirt, wait, UNDERSHIRT?! And Tristan putting Joey into headlock? And who could resist watching Ryou attempt to console a very hurt Seto? (A/N This isn't a SetoxRyou fic!)
Mai: "That is sooo wrong... I like it."
Tea: "Yeah... to... er... heck... with friendship speeches... I'd settle for this anyday!"
Malik: "This is great! That Pharaoh knows how to work it... right Bakura? Oh wait... I forgot... you can't talk!"
Bakura: "Shut the *$@& up! I'm talking and if you stop me, I'll send your soul to the Shadow Realm!"
Tea: "So when should we help them?..."