Why Humpty Dumpty Had to Die: The News Report
Reported : The reason Humpty Dumpty was not put back together again was because Old Mother Hubbard was sewing Cecil the caterpillar together after he had exploded from eating his family. At Humpty Dumpty's funeral the Vicar said, "We pay our respects to a brave young egg who gave his life to feed three blind mice after their tails had been cut off. May the scrambled egg in their stomachs live on.
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Why the kings horses and men did not help, you ask? Well they were too busy sewing up Cinderella's dress, as her sisters had ripped her old ones and . . . Hey who are you. Her sisters. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
TV Message : [We apologise for interference. We will be back as soon as our reporter has his underwear back on]
Reported : The reason Humpty Dumpty was not put back together again was because Old Mother Hubbard was sewing Cecil the caterpillar together after he had exploded from eating his family. At Humpty Dumpty's funeral the Vicar said, "We pay our respects to a brave young egg who gave his life to feed three blind mice after their tails had been cut off. May the scrambled egg in their stomachs live on.
Aegg."
Why the kings horses and men did not help, you ask? Well they were too busy sewing up Cinderella's dress, as her sisters had ripped her old ones and . . . Hey who are you. Her sisters. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
TV Message : [We apologise for interference. We will be back as soon as our reporter has his underwear back on]