The Case of the Grand Old Duke of York
The Grand Old Duke of York has recently been arrested for being a nutter. The MI5 has informed this court that he brainwashed 10,000 men into walking up and down a hill for the rest of their natural lives. By the time our agents reached them it was already too late. Their feet had taken over their minds and could not be stopped. Recent affairs in his life have declared him mentally unstable. This time MI5 have informed us he has a child. Her name is unknown but the secret services are onto her.
This file is closed.
The Grand Old Duke of York has recently been arrested for being a nutter. The MI5 has informed this court that he brainwashed 10,000 men into walking up and down a hill for the rest of their natural lives. By the time our agents reached them it was already too late. Their feet had taken over their minds and could not be stopped. Recent affairs in his life have declared him mentally unstable. This time MI5 have informed us he has a child. Her name is unknown but the secret services are onto her.
This file is closed.