CF: *catches breath* You'll never catch me, girls!! *fixes self* Ok, now
where were we? Oh yes.
*reaches into fishbowl again*
CF: This one's a request from my friend, Raiha Arashi who wants me to
do everyone's favorite, Kurama!
Kurama: Uh...well...
CF: Don't worry! It'll be fine! :D
*Gulps as fangirls in audience pull out rotten tomatoes*

Kurama's a thieving wolf
And that as much is true.
But since he's such a pretty boy,
Fangirls chase him, too!

There's an ongoing debate
On which Kurama is cuter.
Shuuichi, the redhead girly one
Or Youko K, the looter.

Kurama's a thieving wolf;
A youko who loves to play.
But that's where yaoi fics come from
And his pair-up's with Hiei.

And since he looks just like a girl,
Kurama's usually the uke.
Oh, just once I'd like to see
A fic where he's the seme.

Kurama's a thieving wolf
And Hiei's a porcupine.
Uh oh, fangirls coming up again
So I must end this rhyme.
-OWARI-