*A note is handed to CF*
CF: What's this? Another request? It's from...'KARI?!
Kari: *pops up* H'lo!
CF: You want me to do Mukuro? -_-''
Kari: That's right! :D
CF: No!! You can't make me!! You can't! I won't!!
*Kari ties up CF in a chair*
Kari: write...or else.
CF: Or else what?!
Kari: Or else I throw Mukuro's unscathed side into acid!
CF: I don't care! I love her for more than her beauty!
Mukuro: CF-kun! How could you be so cold?!
CF: But I must preserve your dignity!
Kari: Write!!
CF: Alright! I will!!

Mukuro is my one true love
Now everyone's grossed out.
I hope this doesn't lose readers
Who wanna know what this is about.

This is why I hate Hiei,
that little porcupine.
For her highness' affections,
We'll fight time afetr time.

Mukuro is my one true love
I'm sorry for the insult.
But if I didn't write it I'd
Be bashed by the Hiei fan-cult.

I cna't say that she's stupid
As a psychologist, she's smart.
(That's why one of my poems here
Is on my want to win her heart)
So...

Mukuro is my one true love
But one insult I'll bear.
That youkai is a prissy bitch.
I'm sorry, love. So there!

Kari: Eh...so-so.
CF: Cicero-kun has to iron her ears now, sir... @_@
-OWARI-