CF: Well, now that's over, back to the fishbowl. That last poem left a
bitter tast in my mouth so I hope it's someone I really wanna
laugh at.
*pulls out a name*
CF: Wonderful! It's Yomi!!
Yomi: M...me?!
CF: That's right! You! :3
Mukuro: Go on, CF-kun. You've already insulted me.
CF: Gomenasai, my love... @_@

Yomi is a senile goat
As my beloved likes to say.
I'll make this one really good
So readers, please just stay.

They've called Yomi lots of names.
Blind goat, among other things.
I've noticed, though, in loads of fics
It's Mukuro who does the insulting.

Yomi is a senile goat
And he calls Mukuro a bitch.
So childish namecalling goes on
From the horned one and the witch.

Through all these insults, though
I see alot of YxM fics.
Is it in hating that they love?
It makes me stop and think.

Yomi is a senile goat
So now, my claim to fame.
I challenge you, you horned thing
To a normal stare-down game!
-OWARI-