Finally Chapter 5 is done, how long has it been since I last updated? At least two weeks right? Sorry it took so long, once again I've been concentrating on my other fics. At the request of one of my reviewers I've added some blood (not much but some) for a more real affect. This battle was a little different from the others, I completely changed the way the battle went in the game, the only thing that's the same is the winner (so don't worry the winner is still random I didn't decide it). I've also had to change the rating to PG, for reasons you'll see when you read it. Anyway without further adue I bring you the next battle.........
Jack Vs. Waluigi
Oh yeah! Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros. the people down at Nintendo do, this is just Fan fiction so don't sue.
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Chapter 5: Round Two Battle Three
"What an amazing first two rounds!" Cheetor640 announced. "Now we shall begin battle number three! Here are the competitors. Here we have Jack, the farmer from the famous Harvest moon games, facing off against Luigi's evil counterpart, and another rookie to the Nintendo world Waluigi!"
The Nintendo villains fan club began to cheer as Waluigi stepped out of the competitors box confidently and stepped into the rings. Boos erupted from the NVFC (Nintendo villains fan club) as Jack emerged.
'Great'. He thought to himself.' Glad to see the crowds on my side, like it wasn't bad enough that I don't have any powers like everyone else. Jack reluctantly stepped into the ring. 'Okay, this isn't so bad, this guy doesn't look so tough, he's got the same powers as Luigi. I'll just use my tools, I guess they can do quite a bit of damage.'
One of the judges pushed a button on the stage-o-matic, and the ring began to change. A large floating platform formed under Jack and Luigi's feet, hovering over a large pool of lava, a couple other platforms formed above their heads one was hovering up and down. Revealing Samus's stage.
"The stage has formed!" Cheetor640 announced. "Jack and Waluigi will be fighting in Samus's stage Planet Zebes! Now let the battle begin!"
Jack began to reach into his rucksack for his hammer but before he could one of Waluigi's feet landed in on the side of his face. The NVFC cheered as the kick caused Jack to roll across the platform, landed just on the edge. Jack found himself on his knees and stared angrily at Waluigi rubbing his cheek as Waluigi grinned evilly at him. Jack removed his scythe from his rucksack, and jumped into the air right above Waluigi ready to slash Waluigi with the scythe, but Waluigi was too fast, in a second Waluigi was in the air too his fist landing in Jack's stomach, Waluigi shot his foot upwards and kicked him higher into the air, causing Jack to land on a platform above.
While still in the air Waluigi did an amazing aerial flip landing right on top of Jack.
"Aaaaah!" Jack screamed in pain as Waluigi's feet dug into his spine.
"What a weakling!" Waluigi bragged, stomping his foot down repeatedly onto Jack's already aching back.
The NVFC cheered, while the rest of the crowd looked in horror, and booed at Waluigi's ruthlessness.
Waluigi stopped, and kicked Jack's almost lifeless body aside. Waluigi smiled and enjoyed both the cheers and boos he was receiving.
"I'm not done yet," Jack said weakly. "Take this!"
Jack flung his fishing rod forward which had a rock tied to where the bait normally would be. Waluigi was more than surprised as the rock connected with the side of his face. Jack pulled back the fishing rod, while still lying on the ground swung it at Waluigi again, but this time Waluigi was ready for it and caught the rock on a string before it hit him.
Waluigi glared angrily at his attacker, and used his free hand to rub his bruised cheek, a bit of blood trickled down his face.
"That's it I'm ending this NOW!"
Waluigi began spinning Jack around by the fishing rod, and let go after he'd gained enough momentum sending Jack flying from Waluigi and right out of the ring.
"Jack is out!" Cheetor640 announced as Waluigi smiled of his victory. "One more and Waluigi will take the win."
The NVFC, cheered even louder, as Waluigi arrogantly cheered himself.
"You haven't won yet!" Jack yelled as the hoverboard delivered him back into the ring.
"You actually think you can win!" Waluigi bragged. "After the beating you just received, I've barely taken any damage."
"Stop acting like you've won!" Jack yelled angrily. "It's not over yet!"
"It might as well be, you're obviously too weak to fight someone as strong as me, tell you what since you have no chance, I'll give you a free shot, right in the face go ahead."
At this point Jack had gotten pretty angry at the arrogant counterpart of Luigi, and was more than willing to take any excuse he could to take a shot at him.
Jack reached into his rucksack, pulled out his hammer. "You asked for it!"
Waluigi just laughed, which only made Jack madder. He drew back his hammer and swung at Waluigi's face. Waluigi hadn't expected much, judging by how poorly Jack had fought before, but he had truly unexpected him. The hammer hit Waluigi with more force than he had expected hitting the side of his face.
"Waaaaah!" Waluigi yelled in both pain and surprise as the force of the hammer sent him flying out of the ring.
"Wow!" Cheetor640 yelled. "Waluigi has been hit out of the ring with just one hit! Looks like his arrogance may have cost him the match."
Jack smiled as he wiped away Waluigi's blood and teeth from his hammer. "He did ask me to hit him didn't he?"
Waluigi flew back into the ring on the hoverboard with a very angry look on his face. He jumped onto the ring and spit out a mouthful of blood and teeth.
"That's it farmer boy!" Waluigi yelled angrily. "I've had enough I'm taking you out now!"
"Bring it on!" Jack yelled holding his hammer tightly.
Waluigi charged angrily at the young farmer, Jack responded and swung his hammer at him, but Waluigi was too fast and easily dodged it jumping into the air and drop kicking Jack in the face. Waluigi attacked again firing a purple fireball at jack which exploded in his chest.
"Catch!" Jack yelled tossing his scythe like a boomerang.
Waluigi was still too fast, he caught the scythe himself, and tossed it aside. He continued to fall then punched Jack in the face, then again, and again.
"You're a weakling!" Waluigi yelled continuing to pummel Jack's face. "The only hits you've managed to land were ones when I wasn't ready. You're too weak to beat me!"
Waluigi hit Jack with one final punch on Jack's face, and kicked his weakened body down to the lowest platform of the Planet Zebes stage.
Jack was even weaker than he had been before, he could barely even move now, that pummeling of punches had really weakened him.
"Time to end this!" Waluigi yelled holding one of his fists high into air and looking down from his perch on one of the higher platforms. "I'm going to finish you with one of my biggest fireballs ever."
Waluigi began to form a purple fireball in his fist.
'Can't let it end like this,' Jack thought to himself. 'I can still beat him. I just hope Karen packed what I need.'
Jack reached into his rucksack hoping to find what he was looking for, after some rummaging in the rucksack Jack found it, and pulled out a bottle of his wife's finest wine, "Haven's Gate".
Waluigi was almost finished forming his fireball, Jack knew he had to move fast. Jack popped the cork on the wine and began drinking the entire bottle, finishing it in seconds.
(**Popeye theme song begins to play**)
Jack felt energized from the wine immediately, and jumped to his feet feeling power surging through him. He felt like he could do anything.
"Hah!" Waluigi yelled firing a giant fireball from his fist.
Jack looked up at it confidently, and withdrew his hoe from his rucksack and tossed the fireball aside with it. Waluigi looked in fear as the fireball now began to fly at him. The fireball hit the platform he was standing on; it was destroyed as the fireball hit it causing Waluigi to fall down to the lower platform that Jack was on.
Waluigi was on his feet only a second after falling down to the platform, and threw a punch at Jack, but Jack being energized by the wine caught it effortlessly.
"Now who's weak?" Jack said.
A look of fear washed over Waluigi's face, as Jack gripped his hammer in his free hand. The hammer landed with the side of Waluigi's head again sending him flying to the edge of the platform. Jack charged and his hammer found a place on the top of Waluigi's head. Waluigi collapsed now unconscious as a result of being hit on the head with Jack's giant sledgehammer.
Jack finished the fight my grabbing Waluigi's feet and tossing him off the platform as hard as he could towards the lava, after hitting which caused Luigi to sail into the air and out of the ring.
The ring soon began to reshape into the basic flat platformed ring it was before.
"Game set!" one of the judges yelled.
"Jack is the winner!" Cheetor640 announced. "In an amazing upset, Jack completely turned around a losing fight into an amazing victory."
The boos from NVFC were strongly outmatched by the rest of the crowd cheering who were more than happy to see that Jack had one.
Jack began to walk back to the competitors box, but it was still kind of a hollow victory for him.
"I'm so dead," Jack said to himself. "Is Karen ever going to be pissed when she finds out I drank all of her Grandma's wine."
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So what did you think? Once again I'd like to apoligize for the length of time it took to get it out, the next one shouldn't take as long (though I'm not going to make any promises). Please review and let me know what you think. Thanks. See you next chapter.
Jack Vs. Waluigi
Oh yeah! Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros. the people down at Nintendo do, this is just Fan fiction so don't sue.
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Chapter 5: Round Two Battle Three
"What an amazing first two rounds!" Cheetor640 announced. "Now we shall begin battle number three! Here are the competitors. Here we have Jack, the farmer from the famous Harvest moon games, facing off against Luigi's evil counterpart, and another rookie to the Nintendo world Waluigi!"
The Nintendo villains fan club began to cheer as Waluigi stepped out of the competitors box confidently and stepped into the rings. Boos erupted from the NVFC (Nintendo villains fan club) as Jack emerged.
'Great'. He thought to himself.' Glad to see the crowds on my side, like it wasn't bad enough that I don't have any powers like everyone else. Jack reluctantly stepped into the ring. 'Okay, this isn't so bad, this guy doesn't look so tough, he's got the same powers as Luigi. I'll just use my tools, I guess they can do quite a bit of damage.'
One of the judges pushed a button on the stage-o-matic, and the ring began to change. A large floating platform formed under Jack and Luigi's feet, hovering over a large pool of lava, a couple other platforms formed above their heads one was hovering up and down. Revealing Samus's stage.
"The stage has formed!" Cheetor640 announced. "Jack and Waluigi will be fighting in Samus's stage Planet Zebes! Now let the battle begin!"
Jack began to reach into his rucksack for his hammer but before he could one of Waluigi's feet landed in on the side of his face. The NVFC cheered as the kick caused Jack to roll across the platform, landed just on the edge. Jack found himself on his knees and stared angrily at Waluigi rubbing his cheek as Waluigi grinned evilly at him. Jack removed his scythe from his rucksack, and jumped into the air right above Waluigi ready to slash Waluigi with the scythe, but Waluigi was too fast, in a second Waluigi was in the air too his fist landing in Jack's stomach, Waluigi shot his foot upwards and kicked him higher into the air, causing Jack to land on a platform above.
While still in the air Waluigi did an amazing aerial flip landing right on top of Jack.
"Aaaaah!" Jack screamed in pain as Waluigi's feet dug into his spine.
"What a weakling!" Waluigi bragged, stomping his foot down repeatedly onto Jack's already aching back.
The NVFC cheered, while the rest of the crowd looked in horror, and booed at Waluigi's ruthlessness.
Waluigi stopped, and kicked Jack's almost lifeless body aside. Waluigi smiled and enjoyed both the cheers and boos he was receiving.
"I'm not done yet," Jack said weakly. "Take this!"
Jack flung his fishing rod forward which had a rock tied to where the bait normally would be. Waluigi was more than surprised as the rock connected with the side of his face. Jack pulled back the fishing rod, while still lying on the ground swung it at Waluigi again, but this time Waluigi was ready for it and caught the rock on a string before it hit him.
Waluigi glared angrily at his attacker, and used his free hand to rub his bruised cheek, a bit of blood trickled down his face.
"That's it I'm ending this NOW!"
Waluigi began spinning Jack around by the fishing rod, and let go after he'd gained enough momentum sending Jack flying from Waluigi and right out of the ring.
"Jack is out!" Cheetor640 announced as Waluigi smiled of his victory. "One more and Waluigi will take the win."
The NVFC, cheered even louder, as Waluigi arrogantly cheered himself.
"You haven't won yet!" Jack yelled as the hoverboard delivered him back into the ring.
"You actually think you can win!" Waluigi bragged. "After the beating you just received, I've barely taken any damage."
"Stop acting like you've won!" Jack yelled angrily. "It's not over yet!"
"It might as well be, you're obviously too weak to fight someone as strong as me, tell you what since you have no chance, I'll give you a free shot, right in the face go ahead."
At this point Jack had gotten pretty angry at the arrogant counterpart of Luigi, and was more than willing to take any excuse he could to take a shot at him.
Jack reached into his rucksack, pulled out his hammer. "You asked for it!"
Waluigi just laughed, which only made Jack madder. He drew back his hammer and swung at Waluigi's face. Waluigi hadn't expected much, judging by how poorly Jack had fought before, but he had truly unexpected him. The hammer hit Waluigi with more force than he had expected hitting the side of his face.
"Waaaaah!" Waluigi yelled in both pain and surprise as the force of the hammer sent him flying out of the ring.
"Wow!" Cheetor640 yelled. "Waluigi has been hit out of the ring with just one hit! Looks like his arrogance may have cost him the match."
Jack smiled as he wiped away Waluigi's blood and teeth from his hammer. "He did ask me to hit him didn't he?"
Waluigi flew back into the ring on the hoverboard with a very angry look on his face. He jumped onto the ring and spit out a mouthful of blood and teeth.
"That's it farmer boy!" Waluigi yelled angrily. "I've had enough I'm taking you out now!"
"Bring it on!" Jack yelled holding his hammer tightly.
Waluigi charged angrily at the young farmer, Jack responded and swung his hammer at him, but Waluigi was too fast and easily dodged it jumping into the air and drop kicking Jack in the face. Waluigi attacked again firing a purple fireball at jack which exploded in his chest.
"Catch!" Jack yelled tossing his scythe like a boomerang.
Waluigi was still too fast, he caught the scythe himself, and tossed it aside. He continued to fall then punched Jack in the face, then again, and again.
"You're a weakling!" Waluigi yelled continuing to pummel Jack's face. "The only hits you've managed to land were ones when I wasn't ready. You're too weak to beat me!"
Waluigi hit Jack with one final punch on Jack's face, and kicked his weakened body down to the lowest platform of the Planet Zebes stage.
Jack was even weaker than he had been before, he could barely even move now, that pummeling of punches had really weakened him.
"Time to end this!" Waluigi yelled holding one of his fists high into air and looking down from his perch on one of the higher platforms. "I'm going to finish you with one of my biggest fireballs ever."
Waluigi began to form a purple fireball in his fist.
'Can't let it end like this,' Jack thought to himself. 'I can still beat him. I just hope Karen packed what I need.'
Jack reached into his rucksack hoping to find what he was looking for, after some rummaging in the rucksack Jack found it, and pulled out a bottle of his wife's finest wine, "Haven's Gate".
Waluigi was almost finished forming his fireball, Jack knew he had to move fast. Jack popped the cork on the wine and began drinking the entire bottle, finishing it in seconds.
(**Popeye theme song begins to play**)
Jack felt energized from the wine immediately, and jumped to his feet feeling power surging through him. He felt like he could do anything.
"Hah!" Waluigi yelled firing a giant fireball from his fist.
Jack looked up at it confidently, and withdrew his hoe from his rucksack and tossed the fireball aside with it. Waluigi looked in fear as the fireball now began to fly at him. The fireball hit the platform he was standing on; it was destroyed as the fireball hit it causing Waluigi to fall down to the lower platform that Jack was on.
Waluigi was on his feet only a second after falling down to the platform, and threw a punch at Jack, but Jack being energized by the wine caught it effortlessly.
"Now who's weak?" Jack said.
A look of fear washed over Waluigi's face, as Jack gripped his hammer in his free hand. The hammer landed with the side of Waluigi's head again sending him flying to the edge of the platform. Jack charged and his hammer found a place on the top of Waluigi's head. Waluigi collapsed now unconscious as a result of being hit on the head with Jack's giant sledgehammer.
Jack finished the fight my grabbing Waluigi's feet and tossing him off the platform as hard as he could towards the lava, after hitting which caused Luigi to sail into the air and out of the ring.
The ring soon began to reshape into the basic flat platformed ring it was before.
"Game set!" one of the judges yelled.
"Jack is the winner!" Cheetor640 announced. "In an amazing upset, Jack completely turned around a losing fight into an amazing victory."
The boos from NVFC were strongly outmatched by the rest of the crowd cheering who were more than happy to see that Jack had one.
Jack began to walk back to the competitors box, but it was still kind of a hollow victory for him.
"I'm so dead," Jack said to himself. "Is Karen ever going to be pissed when she finds out I drank all of her Grandma's wine."
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So what did you think? Once again I'd like to apoligize for the length of time it took to get it out, the next one shouldn't take as long (though I'm not going to make any promises). Please review and let me know what you think. Thanks. See you next chapter.