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Fred and George both woke up in a strange place. (Well DUH! What did you think would happen??) It was purple w/ yellow poke-a-dots and smelled like peanut butter.
p"Where are we?" asked Fred to George who obviously didn't know what was going on.
p "I dunno, why would I. But, I know that we still have the horrible map!"
p "We do George?? I tought you got rid of it."
p "That's why you're holding it Fred!"
Just then an evil looking dude entered the stinky room.
p "Hello. Allow me to sing my favorite song:
pF is for fire the burns down the whole town. U is for uranium! N is for no survivors, down here in the deep blue sea!"
p "Fred isn't that part of a sponge-bob song??"
p "How would I know??? How do YOU know??? We grew up far away from muggles! And how would a fire burn down the whole town in the deep blue sea?? I'm confused"
"So is every body else."
Just then, the evil lookin' dude made about ten sudden movements in a row. Just too tell every-body he was still there.
"I'm still here, and you fan-fic author and stop calling me evil lookin' dude 'cause now you decided who I am. I am Lord Voldermort, or Tom Marvilo Riddle." (Well who else did you think it would be??)
p "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHH!" Fred and George were in awe.
(Lets re-write that part!)
p "AHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS YOU KNOW WHO!!!!!!!! SAVE US, SAVE US!!!!!" Fred and George were so scared that they peed in their pants.
(That's more like it! :D)
"Yes, yes I am sooooooo powerful and scary. But that is not why I am lookin' in on red headed people. I would like you too meet Dr. Evil (or Ducky) 's son, Scott."
p "I thought this was a Harry Potter fan-fic," said George and Fred together.
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A/N: Ya, take five people, that's a rap! I'm gunna stop here today 'cause my muse left. :( well, I'll let the characters say somethin'.
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G/N: Hey! Its me George! And I don't have anything too say.
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A/N: So, please review or flame! :D!