Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I did not make up the DFC theme song. The original title is "Malfoy in a Box" and it was written by a ten year old girl named......::drumroll::.......Genelle! The same Genelle in this story! I told you she existed!
A/N: 3rd chapter, guys! Whoohoo, 5 people have read this story! I feel so loved! Thanks to the people who reviewed chapter 2:
the-dealer: Yes, I guess it is a bit strange, but at least it's not insane...though insane is a lot of fun...
Pink Magic Marker: Thank you! Your review made my day! And I'm so proud to actually be on someone's favorites list...wow...
The Bloodstalker: Look, MORE!
On with the story!
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Ron, Harry, and Hermione have been wandering aimlessly for quite a while.
HERMIONE: ::looking at her watch:: You know, we really should try to find Draco.
RON&HARRY: ::horrified:: Why!?
HARRY: Have you forgotten that the reason we let his fan club take him in the first place was because he was a complete jackass and called you 'mudblood'? You can't actually want him back?
HERMIONE: Jackass or not, we can't just leave him with those...those...people.
RON: Yes we can.
HERMIONE: No, Ron!
HARRY: Why not?
HERMIONE: Because, NO ONE, not even Draco Malfoy, deserves to be left alone with people like that. How would you have liked it if I let those girls in the store carry you off and never looked back?
RON: But Hermione, it's DRACO. The one that's made our lives a living hell from the moment we met him.
HARRY: ::sigh:: No, Ron, Hermione's right-
RON: Of COURSE she's right!
HARRY: -we shouldn't just leave him out there. How would we explain if...when we get back?
RON: Who CARES? You're only siding with Hermione cause she's your-
HARRY: Shut up, Ron!
HERMIONE: ::thoroughly embarrassed:: Yes, shut up and let's go ::drags them down the street::
RON: How do you expect to find him, anyway? They could have taken him anywhere!
HARRY: ::hopefully:: He has a point.
HERMIONE: Well...we could ask someone...
RON: OH, yes, that's great: 'Excuse, me, but you haven't seen a horde of giggling girls all crowded around a blonde boy that resembles a rat now, have you?'
HERMIONE: Well...I don't see you coming up with any better ideas!
Three girls rush past them, talking excitedly: "Yes, she says she has Draco Malfoy tied up in her room..."
HARRY: ::miserably:: Looks like we found him...let's follow them.
RON: Damn!
They follow the girls until they go inside an apartment building.
HERMIONE: Come on, hurry up!
They get inside just in time to see the girls step into an elevator.
RON: Oops, looks like we lost them, let's go now. ::turns to leave::
HERMIONE: ::grabs his sleeve:: No, Ron! We see what floor they get off on.
RON: Er...how? ::Hermione points to the little thingy that shows what floor the elevator's on:: Oh...damn!
HERMIONE: Looks like they get off at level six. Come on.
The three take the stairs up to the sixth level.
RON: ::sure they have to turn back now:: Well, now what? We can't knock on every door and ask if he's there.
Loud giggles and screams come from a room on their left.
HARRY: Looks like we don't need too. ::points to room on left:: I'll bet all the galleons in Gringott's he's in that one. Try the door.
RON: ::tries:: Damn, it's locked! Oh well...
HERMIONE: Oh, honestly! ::reaches for her wand:: ALOH...hey, where's my wand?
HARRY: What?
HERMIONE: My wand! I've lost it!
RON: Hey, I don't have mine, either!
HARRY: Me neither...how come we didn't notice this before?
HERMIONE: I don't know...::more screams:: I hate to think what they're doing to him in there...how're we going to get in?
HARRY: Ron!
RON: What?
HARRY: Ron, you can pick locks!
RON: I can? Oh, yeah...::looks disappointed:: Alright, stand back...::picks lock::
The door opens to reveal a horrendous scene: Draco Malfoy, clad only in his (pink) boxers, was tied to a chair in the middle of the room. Genelle was sitting in his lap, her arms around his neck, attempting to kiss his lips, but kept missing because Draco kept moving his head. Th DFC was just staring in awe at him.
GENELLE: Isn't this great, Draco? You're mine, all mine for ever and ever!
DRACO: No! Get off! Leave me alone! ::spots Ron, Harry, and Hermione:: Potter-er, Harry! Thank God! Get me out of here, please!
GENELLE: He's not going anywhere! He's mine! I caught him!
HERMIONE: Come on, you've had your fun, but Draco has to come home now.
RON: Yeah, it's past his bedtime.
DRACO: Haha, very funny, Weasley.
GENELLE: NO! I'm not giving him back!
HARRY: We'll just have to take him, the...::Ron, Harry, and Hermione advance on her::
GENELLE: NO! Stop them! Sing the Song!
The DFC forms a wall around Genelle and Draco, all the while singing the DFC theme song (which is extremely annoying and goes something like: "All we want for Christmas is Malfoy in a box, Malfoy in a box, Malfoy in a box. All we want for Christmas is Malfoy in a box, wearing nothing bet a big red bow!"::shiver::)
DRACO: They've been singing that song all day! MAKE IT STOP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
HARRY: We can't! There's too many of them!
DRACO: WELL, USE MAGIC THEN! ARE YOU GUYS WIZARDS OR NOT!?
HERMIONE: Technically, I'm a witch. And we can't use magic; we don't have out wands!
GENELLE: ::laughs evilly:: Of course you don't have your wands! If you did I'd never be able to capture my beloved Draco! Making sure they couldn't be come with you when you were transported was all part of my brilliant plan!
HERMIONE: ::eyes go wide:: You mean, you...you brought us here!?
GENELLE: ::looks proud:: Yep!
HERMIONE: You little BITCH! ::mass confusion as she launches herself At Genelle and the DFC tries to stop her::
GENELLE: Draco! Save me!
DRACO: If I weren't tied to this chair I'd throw you to her and watch her rip you to shreds. Hell, I might even help!
GENELLE: Draco!
HERMIONE: LET ME AT HER!!!! I'M GOING TO RIP HER APART, THE BITCH!!! LET GO!!
HARRY: Hermione! What's gotten in to you? It's not that bad!
RON: ::too stunned by Hermione using curse words to say anything::
HERMIONE: It is too that bad! I've had a rotten day and it's all...her...fault!!!
HARRY: Whatever. ::muttering to himself:: Must be that time of the month...
GENELLE: Keep her away from me!!!
MOM: GENELLE!
Genelle: Oh shit.
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A/N: So??? How was it? Review and let me know! In the next chapter (which I'm pretty sure will be the last): Genelle's mom rants (YOU KIDNAPED FOUR PEOPLE!?!?!), we find out just HOW they got there, how they get back, and just WHY Draco wears pink boxers...
Disclaimer: I did not make up the DFC theme song. The original title is "Malfoy in a Box" and it was written by a ten year old girl named......::drumroll::.......Genelle! The same Genelle in this story! I told you she existed!
A/N: 3rd chapter, guys! Whoohoo, 5 people have read this story! I feel so loved! Thanks to the people who reviewed chapter 2:
the-dealer: Yes, I guess it is a bit strange, but at least it's not insane...though insane is a lot of fun...
Pink Magic Marker: Thank you! Your review made my day! And I'm so proud to actually be on someone's favorites list...wow...
The Bloodstalker: Look, MORE!
On with the story!
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Ron, Harry, and Hermione have been wandering aimlessly for quite a while.
HERMIONE: ::looking at her watch:: You know, we really should try to find Draco.
RON&HARRY: ::horrified:: Why!?
HARRY: Have you forgotten that the reason we let his fan club take him in the first place was because he was a complete jackass and called you 'mudblood'? You can't actually want him back?
HERMIONE: Jackass or not, we can't just leave him with those...those...people.
RON: Yes we can.
HERMIONE: No, Ron!
HARRY: Why not?
HERMIONE: Because, NO ONE, not even Draco Malfoy, deserves to be left alone with people like that. How would you have liked it if I let those girls in the store carry you off and never looked back?
RON: But Hermione, it's DRACO. The one that's made our lives a living hell from the moment we met him.
HARRY: ::sigh:: No, Ron, Hermione's right-
RON: Of COURSE she's right!
HARRY: -we shouldn't just leave him out there. How would we explain if...when we get back?
RON: Who CARES? You're only siding with Hermione cause she's your-
HARRY: Shut up, Ron!
HERMIONE: ::thoroughly embarrassed:: Yes, shut up and let's go ::drags them down the street::
RON: How do you expect to find him, anyway? They could have taken him anywhere!
HARRY: ::hopefully:: He has a point.
HERMIONE: Well...we could ask someone...
RON: OH, yes, that's great: 'Excuse, me, but you haven't seen a horde of giggling girls all crowded around a blonde boy that resembles a rat now, have you?'
HERMIONE: Well...I don't see you coming up with any better ideas!
Three girls rush past them, talking excitedly: "Yes, she says she has Draco Malfoy tied up in her room..."
HARRY: ::miserably:: Looks like we found him...let's follow them.
RON: Damn!
They follow the girls until they go inside an apartment building.
HERMIONE: Come on, hurry up!
They get inside just in time to see the girls step into an elevator.
RON: Oops, looks like we lost them, let's go now. ::turns to leave::
HERMIONE: ::grabs his sleeve:: No, Ron! We see what floor they get off on.
RON: Er...how? ::Hermione points to the little thingy that shows what floor the elevator's on:: Oh...damn!
HERMIONE: Looks like they get off at level six. Come on.
The three take the stairs up to the sixth level.
RON: ::sure they have to turn back now:: Well, now what? We can't knock on every door and ask if he's there.
Loud giggles and screams come from a room on their left.
HARRY: Looks like we don't need too. ::points to room on left:: I'll bet all the galleons in Gringott's he's in that one. Try the door.
RON: ::tries:: Damn, it's locked! Oh well...
HERMIONE: Oh, honestly! ::reaches for her wand:: ALOH...hey, where's my wand?
HARRY: What?
HERMIONE: My wand! I've lost it!
RON: Hey, I don't have mine, either!
HARRY: Me neither...how come we didn't notice this before?
HERMIONE: I don't know...::more screams:: I hate to think what they're doing to him in there...how're we going to get in?
HARRY: Ron!
RON: What?
HARRY: Ron, you can pick locks!
RON: I can? Oh, yeah...::looks disappointed:: Alright, stand back...::picks lock::
The door opens to reveal a horrendous scene: Draco Malfoy, clad only in his (pink) boxers, was tied to a chair in the middle of the room. Genelle was sitting in his lap, her arms around his neck, attempting to kiss his lips, but kept missing because Draco kept moving his head. Th DFC was just staring in awe at him.
GENELLE: Isn't this great, Draco? You're mine, all mine for ever and ever!
DRACO: No! Get off! Leave me alone! ::spots Ron, Harry, and Hermione:: Potter-er, Harry! Thank God! Get me out of here, please!
GENELLE: He's not going anywhere! He's mine! I caught him!
HERMIONE: Come on, you've had your fun, but Draco has to come home now.
RON: Yeah, it's past his bedtime.
DRACO: Haha, very funny, Weasley.
GENELLE: NO! I'm not giving him back!
HARRY: We'll just have to take him, the...::Ron, Harry, and Hermione advance on her::
GENELLE: NO! Stop them! Sing the Song!
The DFC forms a wall around Genelle and Draco, all the while singing the DFC theme song (which is extremely annoying and goes something like: "All we want for Christmas is Malfoy in a box, Malfoy in a box, Malfoy in a box. All we want for Christmas is Malfoy in a box, wearing nothing bet a big red bow!"::shiver::)
DRACO: They've been singing that song all day! MAKE IT STOP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
HARRY: We can't! There's too many of them!
DRACO: WELL, USE MAGIC THEN! ARE YOU GUYS WIZARDS OR NOT!?
HERMIONE: Technically, I'm a witch. And we can't use magic; we don't have out wands!
GENELLE: ::laughs evilly:: Of course you don't have your wands! If you did I'd never be able to capture my beloved Draco! Making sure they couldn't be come with you when you were transported was all part of my brilliant plan!
HERMIONE: ::eyes go wide:: You mean, you...you brought us here!?
GENELLE: ::looks proud:: Yep!
HERMIONE: You little BITCH! ::mass confusion as she launches herself At Genelle and the DFC tries to stop her::
GENELLE: Draco! Save me!
DRACO: If I weren't tied to this chair I'd throw you to her and watch her rip you to shreds. Hell, I might even help!
GENELLE: Draco!
HERMIONE: LET ME AT HER!!!! I'M GOING TO RIP HER APART, THE BITCH!!! LET GO!!
HARRY: Hermione! What's gotten in to you? It's not that bad!
RON: ::too stunned by Hermione using curse words to say anything::
HERMIONE: It is too that bad! I've had a rotten day and it's all...her...fault!!!
HARRY: Whatever. ::muttering to himself:: Must be that time of the month...
GENELLE: Keep her away from me!!!
MOM: GENELLE!
Genelle: Oh shit.
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A/N: So??? How was it? Review and let me know! In the next chapter (which I'm pretty sure will be the last): Genelle's mom rants (YOU KIDNAPED FOUR PEOPLE!?!?!), we find out just HOW they got there, how they get back, and just WHY Draco wears pink boxers...