Chapter 4 (oh no, the last one! ::sob::)
A/N: Oh my God, I haven't updated in a month! I am SO sorry! But I have reasons! Check out my profile to see them, as I don't want to take up too much space here. Thanx to all my reviewers, I love you all and hope you enjoy this last (::sob::) chapter! I'm thinking of doing another fic soon, I've got a ton of ideas floating through my head...anyway, on with the show!
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Everyone stops what they're doing and turns to see Genelle's mom standing in the doorway.
Mom: I told you, you can't have friends over when I'm not here!
Genelle: But Mom...
Mom: Leave, all of you. NOW!!
DFC: Aww...::slumps out the door::
Mom: ::eyeing Draco:: Genelle, what the hell are you doing to that poor boy?
Genelle: Nothing, we were just pl-
Draco: SHE KIDNAPED ME!
Genelle: I did not!
Harry: Technically, you kidnaped all of us.
Mom: YOU KIDNAPED 4 PEOPLE?!?
Genelle: I only wanted Draco...
Mom: You untie that boy right now! And give him back his clothes, he must be freezing!
Genelle: But-
Mom: You do it NOW, or you won't be going to that party tonight!
Genelle: Aww...fine...::unties Draco:: I'll go get your clothes...::slumps off to her room::
Mom: I don't know WHAT'S gotten into her lately...::goes off to yell at Genelle some more::
The four stand in silence.
Ron: Er...Draco?
Draco: ::irritably:: What?
Ron: Why are you wearing *pink* boxers?
Harry: Yeah, I was wondering that, too.
Draco: ::goes red:: Er...my mother washed them with her red robes.
Ron: But Draco, your boxers are *really* pink.
Draco: She did it more than once!
Hermione: But that's impossible. When you wash with wizard detergent, colors don't run.
Draco: ALL RIGHT! SO I LIKE THE COLOR PINK! There, I said it. I LIKE PINK!!! Happy?
RON: ::looks as if Christmas has come early:: Very.
Draco: ::color drains from his face:: I swear to God, Weasley, If you tell anyone I'll-
A door slams and Genelle slumps into the room, carrying a bundle of clothes. Her mother is close behind her.
Genelle: Here ::shoves bundle into Draco's arms:: Take your clothes.
Mom: And...
Genelle: ::sigh:: And I'm sorry I transported the four of you out of the book and tied Draco almost naked to a chair.
Mom: AND...
Genelle: And to make up for it I would like to invite you out for pizza and to the Potter Party at Border's tonight, where you'll be able to go back after I get a copy of 'The Order of the Phoenix'.
Ron: Er...how much pizza?
Mom: As much as you want.
Ron: Count me in!
Hermione: Ron, you pig!
Harry: What do you mean, you 'transported us out of the book?'
Genelle: Duh, dumbasses, you're fake! [A/N: Genelle wrote this line, not me!] You only exist in a fictional book!
Harry: Then why are we here?
Genelle: Because I found this book about witchcraft in the library and there was this spell that was supposed to bring fictional characters to life!
Hermione: You mean in the real world, muggles can do magic?
Genelle: I'm a fag! [A/N: Her idea!] ::everyone looks at her funny:: Oops...I mean, anyone can do magic!
Mom: ::just realized what her daughter just said:: You mean...you were practicing WITCHCRAFT!?
Genelle: Only one spell!
Mom: But- ::decides there's no point in giving a lecture:: whatever...
Harry: Um...yeah...how exactly are we going to get back?
Genelle: All you have to do ir read the first line of the new book and you'll be brought back the same way you were brought here!
Harry: Ok...well, I suppose we could go with you-
Draco: NO!
Harry: ::ignoring Draco, as everybody always does:: I mean, you DID apologize, and we COULD use some food...
Genelle: Great!
Draco: No...
Hermione: Oh, come off it already!
Draco: Do you realize that for the last four hours, I've been tied to a chair IN MY UNDERWEAR with HER sitting in my lap?!? Do you think I'm going to be especially happy to spend the rest of the day with her?
Ron: Do you want to be stuck here forever?
Draco: No...
Ron: Then shut the hell up and deal with it!
Draco: ::sigh:: Why do all the bad things always happen to me?
Hermione: Because the author of this fic thinks you're a stupid, slimy git that deserves to be sent to Dante's innermost ring of Hell, you know, the one that only has Judas and Brutus on it? She also thinks that's where Wormtail should go (it fits with the whole 'betrayed your best friend' theme; Judas: Jesus, Brutus: Caesar, Wormtail: the Potters).
Everyone looks at her funny.
Ron: Who's Dante?
Harry: What did you say?
Hermione: ::rolls her eyes:: Don't you know anything? Dante wrote the Divine Comedy, back in God-knows-when. And I didn't say anything.
Harry: But-
Hermione: I...said...NOTHING!
Harry: Whatever...
There's an awkward silence.
Genelle: ::clears thought:: So...are you coming?
Draco: ::opens mouth::
Hermione: ::covers Draco's mouth before he can say anything:: Of course we'll come.
Draco: ::bites Hermione's hand::
Hermione: OW! What the hell was that for?
Draco: ::spitting:: You were suffocating me ::spits some more::
Mom: Hey! You do not spit in this house! ::Draco stops spitting::
Genelle: ::checking watch:: We should get going...there's a Pizza Hut across the street from Border's.
Ron: Excellent, I'm starving!
Hermione: ::rolls eyes:: No you're not. You can survive days without food before you starve.
Ron: It's only a figure of speech.
Hermione: Well-
Harry: Maybe we should start walking.
The 6 set out for Pizza Hut, where Ron and Genelle each order very large garbage pizzas, while Hermione, Harry, Draco, and Mrs. Genelle's Mom share a large cheese with sausage and pepperoni.
Ron: ::talking with mouth full:: This Pizza is great!
Genelle: ::also talking with mouth full:: I know. It's the best anywhere!
Draco: How can they each eat a whole pizza? They're both so thin!
Harry: Maybe they have magically expanded stomachs.
Ron: ::belches:: Well, I'm done.
Genelle: Me too.
Draco: Bout time. ::mutters under his breath:: Pigs.
Ron: ::eyes narrow:: You know, Malfoy, you'd better be nice to us, or we'll tell the whole school about your-
Draco: Did I say pig? I meant...::searches for a different word and fails miserably:: I...
Ron: ::smiles evilly:: Boy, you and I are gonna have some real fun when we get back...
Draco: ::groan::
Mom: We should get going. It's almost ten.
Ron: Aww...I was rather starting to enjoy being here.
Harry: You just said you couldn't wait to get back so you could torture Draco.
Ron: I did? Oh yeah! I can't wait to get back!
Harry: Are you Ok?
Hermione: He's fine. It's just the author's pathetic attempt to be humorous.
Ron: There you go again!
Hermione: What?
Ron: Talking about 'the Author'!
Hermione: I didn't say anything.
Ron: Yes you did.
Hermione: I did not!
Ron: you-::Harry stomps on his foot to prevent him from starting another fight with Hermione:: Ow...you said nothing...nothing at all...
Harry: Ok, let's go!
They leave Pizza Hut and walk to Border's, where there are even more people than had been there before. They manage to squeeze inside.
Ron: ::muffled:: Oi, I can't even breath in here!
Harry: I know ::someone knocks into him and he falls on Hermione::
Hermione: Ow! What was that for?
Harry: Someone pushed me!
Draco: Haha, you fell on the-::someone pushes Draco and he falls on Harry and Hermione::
Harry: You were saying?
Hermione: Could you two please GET THE HELL OFF OF ME? ::pushes Harry and Draco off and gets up::
Harry and Draco are trampled as more people come into the store. Hermione and Ron laugh, while Genelle looks worried. Mrs. Genelle's Mom has claimed it's too crowded and left.
Hermione: ::laughing:: Here. ::holds out her hand::
Harry: ::takes her hand and pulls himself up:: What? You think it's funny, me getting trampled?
Hermione: Yes.
Genelle: ::kneeling by Draco:: Oh my God, are you alright?!
Draco: Get off me, I'm fine! ::pushes her away and gets up::
Ron: Look ::points up the stairs:: there doesn't seem to be as many people up there. We can wait there till midnight.
Harry: Perfect.
Genelle: Aww, come on guys. It's a party! You can't just go hide somewhere til it's over!
Draco: Watch us.
The four make their way upstairs, where nothing interesting really happens and they just sit and read. (Ron and Draco read, anyway. Hermione and Harry were rather busy in a secluded corner. Hehehe.) Midnight comes and Genelle slumps up the stairs with the book.
Genelle: I've got it.
Everyone: Yay!
Genelle: ::to Draco:: Are you sure you want to go?
Draco: Um, let me think, YES! ::makes a grab for the book::
Genelle: ::pulls it out of his reach:: Can I have a good-bye kiss?
Draco: ::horrified:: No!
Genelle: You can't read the book if you don't give me one.
Draco: Ugh. Fine. ::braces himself::
Genelle puts a hand on each side of his face and starts snogging (hehe I like that word. Why don't we Americans use it?) him full frontal.
Draco: Yuck. I won't eat for weeks.
Hermione: Wonderful. Can we have the book now?
Genelle: ::sigh:: Fine. ::to Draco:: Good-bye, Drakey-poo.
Hermione, Harry, and Ron crack up.
Ron: Drakey-poo?
Draco: Alright, just give me the damn book. ::grabs the book from Genelle::
Genelle stands back while everyone else gathers around Draco. He opens the cover, then turns past the title page, then the table of contents, and then...
The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of Privet Drive...The only person left outside was a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a flowerbed outside number four.
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A/N: Aww, it's OVER! Oh well, wasn't that great anyway. But that's just my opinion. And I'm sorry I rushed the ending, but this whole thing was just so long. Tell me, what did you think? All opinions welcome. Even Flames. And what kind of story should I write next? I was toying with the idea of Ron/Harry/Hermione out of school and roommates...but I'm not so sure. What do you think? Love ya!
A/N: Oh my God, I haven't updated in a month! I am SO sorry! But I have reasons! Check out my profile to see them, as I don't want to take up too much space here. Thanx to all my reviewers, I love you all and hope you enjoy this last (::sob::) chapter! I'm thinking of doing another fic soon, I've got a ton of ideas floating through my head...anyway, on with the show!
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Everyone stops what they're doing and turns to see Genelle's mom standing in the doorway.
Mom: I told you, you can't have friends over when I'm not here!
Genelle: But Mom...
Mom: Leave, all of you. NOW!!
DFC: Aww...::slumps out the door::
Mom: ::eyeing Draco:: Genelle, what the hell are you doing to that poor boy?
Genelle: Nothing, we were just pl-
Draco: SHE KIDNAPED ME!
Genelle: I did not!
Harry: Technically, you kidnaped all of us.
Mom: YOU KIDNAPED 4 PEOPLE?!?
Genelle: I only wanted Draco...
Mom: You untie that boy right now! And give him back his clothes, he must be freezing!
Genelle: But-
Mom: You do it NOW, or you won't be going to that party tonight!
Genelle: Aww...fine...::unties Draco:: I'll go get your clothes...::slumps off to her room::
Mom: I don't know WHAT'S gotten into her lately...::goes off to yell at Genelle some more::
The four stand in silence.
Ron: Er...Draco?
Draco: ::irritably:: What?
Ron: Why are you wearing *pink* boxers?
Harry: Yeah, I was wondering that, too.
Draco: ::goes red:: Er...my mother washed them with her red robes.
Ron: But Draco, your boxers are *really* pink.
Draco: She did it more than once!
Hermione: But that's impossible. When you wash with wizard detergent, colors don't run.
Draco: ALL RIGHT! SO I LIKE THE COLOR PINK! There, I said it. I LIKE PINK!!! Happy?
RON: ::looks as if Christmas has come early:: Very.
Draco: ::color drains from his face:: I swear to God, Weasley, If you tell anyone I'll-
A door slams and Genelle slumps into the room, carrying a bundle of clothes. Her mother is close behind her.
Genelle: Here ::shoves bundle into Draco's arms:: Take your clothes.
Mom: And...
Genelle: ::sigh:: And I'm sorry I transported the four of you out of the book and tied Draco almost naked to a chair.
Mom: AND...
Genelle: And to make up for it I would like to invite you out for pizza and to the Potter Party at Border's tonight, where you'll be able to go back after I get a copy of 'The Order of the Phoenix'.
Ron: Er...how much pizza?
Mom: As much as you want.
Ron: Count me in!
Hermione: Ron, you pig!
Harry: What do you mean, you 'transported us out of the book?'
Genelle: Duh, dumbasses, you're fake! [A/N: Genelle wrote this line, not me!] You only exist in a fictional book!
Harry: Then why are we here?
Genelle: Because I found this book about witchcraft in the library and there was this spell that was supposed to bring fictional characters to life!
Hermione: You mean in the real world, muggles can do magic?
Genelle: I'm a fag! [A/N: Her idea!] ::everyone looks at her funny:: Oops...I mean, anyone can do magic!
Mom: ::just realized what her daughter just said:: You mean...you were practicing WITCHCRAFT!?
Genelle: Only one spell!
Mom: But- ::decides there's no point in giving a lecture:: whatever...
Harry: Um...yeah...how exactly are we going to get back?
Genelle: All you have to do ir read the first line of the new book and you'll be brought back the same way you were brought here!
Harry: Ok...well, I suppose we could go with you-
Draco: NO!
Harry: ::ignoring Draco, as everybody always does:: I mean, you DID apologize, and we COULD use some food...
Genelle: Great!
Draco: No...
Hermione: Oh, come off it already!
Draco: Do you realize that for the last four hours, I've been tied to a chair IN MY UNDERWEAR with HER sitting in my lap?!? Do you think I'm going to be especially happy to spend the rest of the day with her?
Ron: Do you want to be stuck here forever?
Draco: No...
Ron: Then shut the hell up and deal with it!
Draco: ::sigh:: Why do all the bad things always happen to me?
Hermione: Because the author of this fic thinks you're a stupid, slimy git that deserves to be sent to Dante's innermost ring of Hell, you know, the one that only has Judas and Brutus on it? She also thinks that's where Wormtail should go (it fits with the whole 'betrayed your best friend' theme; Judas: Jesus, Brutus: Caesar, Wormtail: the Potters).
Everyone looks at her funny.
Ron: Who's Dante?
Harry: What did you say?
Hermione: ::rolls her eyes:: Don't you know anything? Dante wrote the Divine Comedy, back in God-knows-when. And I didn't say anything.
Harry: But-
Hermione: I...said...NOTHING!
Harry: Whatever...
There's an awkward silence.
Genelle: ::clears thought:: So...are you coming?
Draco: ::opens mouth::
Hermione: ::covers Draco's mouth before he can say anything:: Of course we'll come.
Draco: ::bites Hermione's hand::
Hermione: OW! What the hell was that for?
Draco: ::spitting:: You were suffocating me ::spits some more::
Mom: Hey! You do not spit in this house! ::Draco stops spitting::
Genelle: ::checking watch:: We should get going...there's a Pizza Hut across the street from Border's.
Ron: Excellent, I'm starving!
Hermione: ::rolls eyes:: No you're not. You can survive days without food before you starve.
Ron: It's only a figure of speech.
Hermione: Well-
Harry: Maybe we should start walking.
The 6 set out for Pizza Hut, where Ron and Genelle each order very large garbage pizzas, while Hermione, Harry, Draco, and Mrs. Genelle's Mom share a large cheese with sausage and pepperoni.
Ron: ::talking with mouth full:: This Pizza is great!
Genelle: ::also talking with mouth full:: I know. It's the best anywhere!
Draco: How can they each eat a whole pizza? They're both so thin!
Harry: Maybe they have magically expanded stomachs.
Ron: ::belches:: Well, I'm done.
Genelle: Me too.
Draco: Bout time. ::mutters under his breath:: Pigs.
Ron: ::eyes narrow:: You know, Malfoy, you'd better be nice to us, or we'll tell the whole school about your-
Draco: Did I say pig? I meant...::searches for a different word and fails miserably:: I...
Ron: ::smiles evilly:: Boy, you and I are gonna have some real fun when we get back...
Draco: ::groan::
Mom: We should get going. It's almost ten.
Ron: Aww...I was rather starting to enjoy being here.
Harry: You just said you couldn't wait to get back so you could torture Draco.
Ron: I did? Oh yeah! I can't wait to get back!
Harry: Are you Ok?
Hermione: He's fine. It's just the author's pathetic attempt to be humorous.
Ron: There you go again!
Hermione: What?
Ron: Talking about 'the Author'!
Hermione: I didn't say anything.
Ron: Yes you did.
Hermione: I did not!
Ron: you-::Harry stomps on his foot to prevent him from starting another fight with Hermione:: Ow...you said nothing...nothing at all...
Harry: Ok, let's go!
They leave Pizza Hut and walk to Border's, where there are even more people than had been there before. They manage to squeeze inside.
Ron: ::muffled:: Oi, I can't even breath in here!
Harry: I know ::someone knocks into him and he falls on Hermione::
Hermione: Ow! What was that for?
Harry: Someone pushed me!
Draco: Haha, you fell on the-::someone pushes Draco and he falls on Harry and Hermione::
Harry: You were saying?
Hermione: Could you two please GET THE HELL OFF OF ME? ::pushes Harry and Draco off and gets up::
Harry and Draco are trampled as more people come into the store. Hermione and Ron laugh, while Genelle looks worried. Mrs. Genelle's Mom has claimed it's too crowded and left.
Hermione: ::laughing:: Here. ::holds out her hand::
Harry: ::takes her hand and pulls himself up:: What? You think it's funny, me getting trampled?
Hermione: Yes.
Genelle: ::kneeling by Draco:: Oh my God, are you alright?!
Draco: Get off me, I'm fine! ::pushes her away and gets up::
Ron: Look ::points up the stairs:: there doesn't seem to be as many people up there. We can wait there till midnight.
Harry: Perfect.
Genelle: Aww, come on guys. It's a party! You can't just go hide somewhere til it's over!
Draco: Watch us.
The four make their way upstairs, where nothing interesting really happens and they just sit and read. (Ron and Draco read, anyway. Hermione and Harry were rather busy in a secluded corner. Hehehe.) Midnight comes and Genelle slumps up the stairs with the book.
Genelle: I've got it.
Everyone: Yay!
Genelle: ::to Draco:: Are you sure you want to go?
Draco: Um, let me think, YES! ::makes a grab for the book::
Genelle: ::pulls it out of his reach:: Can I have a good-bye kiss?
Draco: ::horrified:: No!
Genelle: You can't read the book if you don't give me one.
Draco: Ugh. Fine. ::braces himself::
Genelle puts a hand on each side of his face and starts snogging (hehe I like that word. Why don't we Americans use it?) him full frontal.
Draco: Yuck. I won't eat for weeks.
Hermione: Wonderful. Can we have the book now?
Genelle: ::sigh:: Fine. ::to Draco:: Good-bye, Drakey-poo.
Hermione, Harry, and Ron crack up.
Ron: Drakey-poo?
Draco: Alright, just give me the damn book. ::grabs the book from Genelle::
Genelle stands back while everyone else gathers around Draco. He opens the cover, then turns past the title page, then the table of contents, and then...
The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of Privet Drive...The only person left outside was a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a flowerbed outside number four.
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A/N: Aww, it's OVER! Oh well, wasn't that great anyway. But that's just my opinion. And I'm sorry I rushed the ending, but this whole thing was just so long. Tell me, what did you think? All opinions welcome. Even Flames. And what kind of story should I write next? I was toying with the idea of Ron/Harry/Hermione out of school and roommates...but I'm not so sure. What do you think? Love ya!