I Haven't Thought of a Good Title Yet!

Chapter 2:

A MUSICAL INTERLUDE

Don't you love musical interludes? Neither do I.

A/N: This is my first song...fic...thing. It's not meant to sound good, just be...stupidly funny.

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Squall and the others walk out onto the quad stage.

Squall: We'd like to dedicate this to our recently departed Nida. *SNIFF*

Quistis: *is cleaning up the fresh blood on the floor while humming a merry tune*

Squall: o_O Without further ado, here's...this thing. Just assume they're singing. Very, very off tune.

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The characters walk out on stage. The lights dim and other appropriate stuff like that happens.

Quistis:

I say Seph, you say Sephiroth

Squall:

You say Rin, I say Rinoa

Rajin:

Let's just call the whole thing off, ya know!?

Irvine:

I say Selph, you say Selphie

Rinoa:

You say Squall, I say Squally

Fujin: THING, CALL OFF!

Ultimecia:

I say lokust, you say locust

Edea:

You say limit break, I say *throws an icy dagger into Squall*

Squall: Um..Ow...?

Adel:

I say boobs, you say biceps

Seifer:

You say Almasy, I say almighty!

Selphie: I forgot my line, let's call it off. *checks back of shoes*

Julia:

I say a man, you say a moron

Laguna:

You say whatever, I say WHAT-EVER!

Cid Highwind: Let's call the whole #@#%$ thing off.

All: *bow*

Audience: *in various states of comatose*

Squall: .........Thank you, I guess.

They walk/trip/brood off the stage.

NEXT CHAPTER:

NIDA'S FUNERAL! ^-^;

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Do I really have to say anything here?!? I'm going to go hide now. -_-' Review if you value your sanity, so says the dark SeeD. I mean, really, this couldn't get more pathetic...