Hey, thanks Andross! :D It's been a long time since I got any reviews... probably since I haven't written anything in a while. o_O ANYWAY.
Cuz you asked for it, and cuz I'm quasi-bored and just came up with a new idea, here's 'more'!
standard disclaimers apply
Ketchup, Liquor, 'n' Rubber Buns
by Katty, TMOV
~*~
"Hey, Jim, I need you to see how much it will cost to upgrade my.. uh.." Gene's happy-go-lucky voice trailed off as he peeked at his aniki's crestfallen face. "Uh.. Jim?"
"I'll bet you mean to check on the cost of an upgrade on your precious caster, am I right?" Jim half-heartedly glared at him.
"Well, yes.."
"But that would mean I'd have to check on the net, wouldn't it?" Jim was working himself into a rage, and Gene gulped, knowing what he had provoked (he'd done it about fifteen-billion times by now), and that it was too late to stop the explosion. "But waiiiit a minute, Gene dearest,"Jim ranted, "Doesn't going on the net require a machine? What's that machine called, Gene, hmMm???"
Gene, who had shrunk to the far, far corner of the room, groaned. "A compu--"
"Thaaaat's RIGHT!" Jim howled. "I need a COMPUTER to access the internet! But wait a minute, Gene, what's the problem with that, hmMm???"
Gene cradled his head in his hands. "You don't ha--"
"RIGHT AGAIN, ANIKI!" He screamed, eyes glowing with a mixture of pain and anger. "I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY COMPUTER! Or, rather--"
"Aisha misplaced your computer for you," Gene finished miserably for him.
"RIGHT! Which is why I have to kill her. Where is she, anyway?! I--I--Let go, Gene--Must--Kill--"
Gene, not-so-straining to keep a hold of Jim's coat collar, merely stated, "Aisha's out--which is smart of her, for once. Somewhere. And you aren't going after her."
"Gene?" Melfina peeked cautiously into the room. "I heard something.. And you're late." She emerged from behind the wall, clothed in... well... lots of air, and a little bit of cotton. "What are you doing that's so much more important than me?" She pouted.
Gene, having sprouted a rather big fangy grin, let go of Jim, who promptly sped out of the ditch he had worn in the floor trying to get away and out the door. He advanced on the bare naked android, in a trance-like state. "Saaay, Melfina, where's Suzuka?"
"What?" Melfina blinked her shiny brown eyes. "I think she went out..."
"Reallly, now?" Gene's grin became wider, and more fangy (A/N- any of you guys seen Hellsing? You know Alucard when he grins? Yeah. Like that. :3). "That means we got the house all to ourselves..."
"Yes.." Melfina trailed off, not really getting what he was implying.
Or at least playing innocent little android, like she always is.
"Let me ask you something, Mel: What do you do when you meet a cute sexy android running around, all alone?"
"Uh, what?"
"KETCHUP, LIQUOR, AND RUBBER BUNS!" (A/N-if you haven't heard this when you were in elementary school, where have you been? homeschooled? ah well.) Gene growled, and gave chase.
"Gene! Aaa--AAAH!" Shrieks of laughter were heard coming from Gene's bedroom, and passersby outside were greeted with the sound of a headboard banging violently against the wall...
It's a wonder the building hasn't collapsed or imploded, with all its been through...
Anyway, speaking of Liquor...
~*~
"*Hic* Sho, anyway, doc," slurred a very intoxicated Aisha to the bored bartender, "Thish little dood, Jiim, he'sh all mad at me 'caussh I sold his precioussh computer ferr some *hic* foood... You know?"
The bartender merely quirked an eyebrow at her, uninterested, and began to wonder whether his earplugs had an expiration date.
*BAM*
"AISHA!!!"
"Ooh *hic*, look, here he isshh *hic* now! Heyyyy, Jimmmy!"
"GET MY COMPUTER BACK!"
"MREAOOWWW!!!" Even intoxicated, Ctarl-Ctarls can sprint in a straight line, given the right incentive. And so she sprinted, with Jim hot on her trail, towards the vibrating (yes, vibrating) Starwind and Hawking Enterprises.
~*~
*BAM*
"Jiiimmy, Come'on *hic* Don't be shoo senshitiive..WAH!"
There lay Gene and Melfina, both wearing nothing, on the couch, with their clothes strewn all over the furniture (and even on the ceiling fan..).
Jim raced in shortly after, and gawked, nose bleeding, blushing a fierce *ketchup* red.
Aisha looked from Jim to Gene and Melfina, and back again, then grinned drunkishly. "Ooh, *hic* Jiimmy wants tuu *hic* frick'er tooo..."
"AISHA! WHY YOU--"
"MREAOW!!"
"You know," Gene muttered to Melfina, wrapping them both up in a blanket, "It's a good thing Suzuka's not here..."
"And why would that be, Gene Starwind---Ahh!" Suzuka shielded her eyes and backed quickly out the door again. "I'll come back later, I forgot something at Ron--I mean, somewhere.."
Melfina quietly wondered what she ever did that made her deserve this, but then Gene led her into his bedroom yet once more.
"Geene! We've done this eighteen times already today--OOH! AAaahaha..."
~*~
*is in a slightly more frisky mood* If you can call it that. This was just a spur of the moment thing. Done in five minutes. Hope you don't mind. Ah well.
Reviews appreciated. Flames too. Go ahead! I just wanna see an increase in reviews the next time I log on.
-Katty, the one and only (T)MOV
Cuz you asked for it, and cuz I'm quasi-bored and just came up with a new idea, here's 'more'!
standard disclaimers apply
Ketchup, Liquor, 'n' Rubber Buns
by Katty, TMOV
~*~
"Hey, Jim, I need you to see how much it will cost to upgrade my.. uh.." Gene's happy-go-lucky voice trailed off as he peeked at his aniki's crestfallen face. "Uh.. Jim?"
"I'll bet you mean to check on the cost of an upgrade on your precious caster, am I right?" Jim half-heartedly glared at him.
"Well, yes.."
"But that would mean I'd have to check on the net, wouldn't it?" Jim was working himself into a rage, and Gene gulped, knowing what he had provoked (he'd done it about fifteen-billion times by now), and that it was too late to stop the explosion. "But waiiiit a minute, Gene dearest,"Jim ranted, "Doesn't going on the net require a machine? What's that machine called, Gene, hmMm???"
Gene, who had shrunk to the far, far corner of the room, groaned. "A compu--"
"Thaaaat's RIGHT!" Jim howled. "I need a COMPUTER to access the internet! But wait a minute, Gene, what's the problem with that, hmMm???"
Gene cradled his head in his hands. "You don't ha--"
"RIGHT AGAIN, ANIKI!" He screamed, eyes glowing with a mixture of pain and anger. "I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY COMPUTER! Or, rather--"
"Aisha misplaced your computer for you," Gene finished miserably for him.
"RIGHT! Which is why I have to kill her. Where is she, anyway?! I--I--Let go, Gene--Must--Kill--"
Gene, not-so-straining to keep a hold of Jim's coat collar, merely stated, "Aisha's out--which is smart of her, for once. Somewhere. And you aren't going after her."
"Gene?" Melfina peeked cautiously into the room. "I heard something.. And you're late." She emerged from behind the wall, clothed in... well... lots of air, and a little bit of cotton. "What are you doing that's so much more important than me?" She pouted.
Gene, having sprouted a rather big fangy grin, let go of Jim, who promptly sped out of the ditch he had worn in the floor trying to get away and out the door. He advanced on the bare naked android, in a trance-like state. "Saaay, Melfina, where's Suzuka?"
"What?" Melfina blinked her shiny brown eyes. "I think she went out..."
"Reallly, now?" Gene's grin became wider, and more fangy (A/N- any of you guys seen Hellsing? You know Alucard when he grins? Yeah. Like that. :3). "That means we got the house all to ourselves..."
"Yes.." Melfina trailed off, not really getting what he was implying.
Or at least playing innocent little android, like she always is.
"Let me ask you something, Mel: What do you do when you meet a cute sexy android running around, all alone?"
"Uh, what?"
"KETCHUP, LIQUOR, AND RUBBER BUNS!" (A/N-if you haven't heard this when you were in elementary school, where have you been? homeschooled? ah well.) Gene growled, and gave chase.
"Gene! Aaa--AAAH!" Shrieks of laughter were heard coming from Gene's bedroom, and passersby outside were greeted with the sound of a headboard banging violently against the wall...
It's a wonder the building hasn't collapsed or imploded, with all its been through...
Anyway, speaking of Liquor...
~*~
"*Hic* Sho, anyway, doc," slurred a very intoxicated Aisha to the bored bartender, "Thish little dood, Jiim, he'sh all mad at me 'caussh I sold his precioussh computer ferr some *hic* foood... You know?"
The bartender merely quirked an eyebrow at her, uninterested, and began to wonder whether his earplugs had an expiration date.
*BAM*
"AISHA!!!"
"Ooh *hic*, look, here he isshh *hic* now! Heyyyy, Jimmmy!"
"GET MY COMPUTER BACK!"
"MREAOOWWW!!!" Even intoxicated, Ctarl-Ctarls can sprint in a straight line, given the right incentive. And so she sprinted, with Jim hot on her trail, towards the vibrating (yes, vibrating) Starwind and Hawking Enterprises.
~*~
*BAM*
"Jiiimmy, Come'on *hic* Don't be shoo senshitiive..WAH!"
There lay Gene and Melfina, both wearing nothing, on the couch, with their clothes strewn all over the furniture (and even on the ceiling fan..).
Jim raced in shortly after, and gawked, nose bleeding, blushing a fierce *ketchup* red.
Aisha looked from Jim to Gene and Melfina, and back again, then grinned drunkishly. "Ooh, *hic* Jiimmy wants tuu *hic* frick'er tooo..."
"AISHA! WHY YOU--"
"MREAOW!!"
"You know," Gene muttered to Melfina, wrapping them both up in a blanket, "It's a good thing Suzuka's not here..."
"And why would that be, Gene Starwind---Ahh!" Suzuka shielded her eyes and backed quickly out the door again. "I'll come back later, I forgot something at Ron--I mean, somewhere.."
Melfina quietly wondered what she ever did that made her deserve this, but then Gene led her into his bedroom yet once more.
"Geene! We've done this eighteen times already today--OOH! AAaahaha..."
~*~
*is in a slightly more frisky mood* If you can call it that. This was just a spur of the moment thing. Done in five minutes. Hope you don't mind. Ah well.
Reviews appreciated. Flames too. Go ahead! I just wanna see an increase in reviews the next time I log on.
-Katty, the one and only (T)MOV