A/N Welcome to the second edition of Kel's BIG GREEN SWEATER!!!! Again, I do not own any of the Tamora Pierce characters that appear or don't appear in my fics....*sigh* Also, forgive me for another stupid Kel.
Kel stood there, shocked. Never before had Cleon even threatened to inflict physical harm. It was mostly because he knew that if he did, he would probably find some nasty surprises waiting for him. As Kel just stood there, someone else was springing into action. Well, actually, two someones. Neal and Owen were slowly approaching Cleon from behind. Both had insane looks on their faces. (A/N Just picturing Neal and Owen with insane looks....*bursts out laughing*...sorry)
Kel saw what they were doing and wide-eyed, backed up one step at a time. By this time, Neal and Owen had reached Cleon and were debating whether to beat him or to flick him. They decided to test this idea. Neal flicked Cleon in the back of the head. Just as Cleon spun around, Owen decided he wanted to try flicking Cleon in the forehead, just to see what would happen. You know...he was....how you say....curious.
"What was that for?" Cleon demanded.
"You slapped Kel!" Owen and Neal chorused.
"Well, she didn't tell ME she was pregnant!" Cleon reasoned.
Neal shook his head. "She's not pregnant you half-wit. It's just a BIG GREEN SWEATER!!"
"DUH!" Owen said, unjollily.
Everyone gasped. Owen had said something unjollily (if that was a word). He hadn't said anything like that since the first day of page training. It's sad really to see Owen lose his jolliness over a BIG GREEN SWEATER.
Kel had been silent through this whole oredeal. Of course she would be! She was enjoying this! She had not one, not two, but three men fighting over her....even if it wasn't for the normal reason.
Just then, the ball rang for lunch.
"Oooh! Lunch time!" Cleon sang. He and Owen skipped out the door and down the hall.
"Well, I had better be going, too." Joren said, disappointed. He thought he was going to see a fight. Now he had gotten worked up for nothing.
"Wait!" Kel yelled.
"What?" Joren asked, annoyed.
"Why in Mithros's name were you break dancing?" Kel asked pointedly.
"I was bored. I do that when I'm bored. Besides, thats what I am paid to do. I do kids parties. Here's my card.
Kel read the card it said, "Jammin' Joren: the break dancing clown." Underneath it, it said, " 5 Silver Nobles an hour call 555-ibreakdance"
"Golly-ge-wiz, Joren. You got your own business, gosh-durn." Kel said. She always liked using what some people called "hillbilly talk" in normal conversations.
"Riiiiighttt," Joren stated in a monotone voice. And left, skipping down the halls singing "We're going to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz."
"That was wrong," Neal concluded, watching Joren skip down the hall.
"Heck yeah, but it was funny," Kel said.
To himself, Neal sang, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..." To Kel, "I'm hungry!! Let's go eat." Neal exclaimed.
"Yes, Your Majesty," Kel said, doing a mock bow.
They too skipped down the hallway, singing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedeedeedee, there they are a standing in a row, bumbumbum...."
A/N The coconut song was from Lion King, at least that's where I heard it. And obviously the Wizard of Oz was from the Wizard of Oz. Duh!
Never fear! There will be yet ANOTHER chapter! Oh come on! Don't look so scared! It's not that bad!
Thank you's:
hyperchick88: I'm loved! You love me you really love me!
Jishoshojo: Yup, it's a word. I checked! MY special dictionary. It has all the different words that I have come up with over the years.
Chopstix*: I once gave myself a fro too, that was funny.
Bored Little Muse: Your cat scares me....
The Dark Lady Adrienne: So I take it that you like it when Joren break danced ??? I'll have to write more about that.....
bye, bye
Liger and Lady Queenscove
Kel stood there, shocked. Never before had Cleon even threatened to inflict physical harm. It was mostly because he knew that if he did, he would probably find some nasty surprises waiting for him. As Kel just stood there, someone else was springing into action. Well, actually, two someones. Neal and Owen were slowly approaching Cleon from behind. Both had insane looks on their faces. (A/N Just picturing Neal and Owen with insane looks....*bursts out laughing*...sorry)
Kel saw what they were doing and wide-eyed, backed up one step at a time. By this time, Neal and Owen had reached Cleon and were debating whether to beat him or to flick him. They decided to test this idea. Neal flicked Cleon in the back of the head. Just as Cleon spun around, Owen decided he wanted to try flicking Cleon in the forehead, just to see what would happen. You know...he was....how you say....curious.
"What was that for?" Cleon demanded.
"You slapped Kel!" Owen and Neal chorused.
"Well, she didn't tell ME she was pregnant!" Cleon reasoned.
Neal shook his head. "She's not pregnant you half-wit. It's just a BIG GREEN SWEATER!!"
"DUH!" Owen said, unjollily.
Everyone gasped. Owen had said something unjollily (if that was a word). He hadn't said anything like that since the first day of page training. It's sad really to see Owen lose his jolliness over a BIG GREEN SWEATER.
Kel had been silent through this whole oredeal. Of course she would be! She was enjoying this! She had not one, not two, but three men fighting over her....even if it wasn't for the normal reason.
Just then, the ball rang for lunch.
"Oooh! Lunch time!" Cleon sang. He and Owen skipped out the door and down the hall.
"Well, I had better be going, too." Joren said, disappointed. He thought he was going to see a fight. Now he had gotten worked up for nothing.
"Wait!" Kel yelled.
"What?" Joren asked, annoyed.
"Why in Mithros's name were you break dancing?" Kel asked pointedly.
"I was bored. I do that when I'm bored. Besides, thats what I am paid to do. I do kids parties. Here's my card.
Kel read the card it said, "Jammin' Joren: the break dancing clown." Underneath it, it said, " 5 Silver Nobles an hour call 555-ibreakdance"
"Golly-ge-wiz, Joren. You got your own business, gosh-durn." Kel said. She always liked using what some people called "hillbilly talk" in normal conversations.
"Riiiiighttt," Joren stated in a monotone voice. And left, skipping down the halls singing "We're going to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz."
"That was wrong," Neal concluded, watching Joren skip down the hall.
"Heck yeah, but it was funny," Kel said.
To himself, Neal sang, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..." To Kel, "I'm hungry!! Let's go eat." Neal exclaimed.
"Yes, Your Majesty," Kel said, doing a mock bow.
They too skipped down the hallway, singing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedeedeedee, there they are a standing in a row, bumbumbum...."
A/N The coconut song was from Lion King, at least that's where I heard it. And obviously the Wizard of Oz was from the Wizard of Oz. Duh!
Never fear! There will be yet ANOTHER chapter! Oh come on! Don't look so scared! It's not that bad!
Thank you's:
hyperchick88: I'm loved! You love me you really love me!
Jishoshojo: Yup, it's a word. I checked! MY special dictionary. It has all the different words that I have come up with over the years.
Chopstix*: I once gave myself a fro too, that was funny.
Bored Little Muse: Your cat scares me....
The Dark Lady Adrienne: So I take it that you like it when Joren break danced ??? I'll have to write more about that.....
bye, bye
Liger and Lady Queenscove