Sorry bout not writing in a while, see the thing is that I lost the internet and I have had like no time to write with all the homework and stuff like that. But now, on February 22, I am finally writing the um.....my third chappie!!!! Thanks to the Queen of Fluff, who badgered me into writing this.
*~*Kel's BIG GREEN SWEATER*~* PART THREE!!!!!
When last we saw Kel, she was skipping merrily down the hall singing the coconut song. Now, we see what the people in the lunch room have to say about KEL's *echo* BIG *echo* GREEN *echo* SWEATDROP *echo* *echo* .
"You know that's not right," he drawled.
"Alright," I(the narrator) said. I cleared my throat. "KEL'S *echo* BIG *echo* GREEN *echo* SWEATER *echo*!!" "Did I get it right this time, Nealan?"
"You....you spawn of Satan! You have uttered the incorrect form of my name, Spawn of Satan. You shall be burnt to a crisp with my shiny, new ray gun, Spawn of Satan." Neal said as he pulled out his shiny, new ray gun which he had yet to read the manual for.
"Die, Spawn of Satan!" Neal shouted as I dove behind the nearest available statue. Which just happened to be a statue of my arch-nemesis, George W. Cooper.
Hiding behind the utterly stupid and idiotic statue, I heard the sounds of the ray hitting the wall and bits of the ceiling tumbling down. I heard Neal screaming, "DOWN WITH THE SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!" And then his maniacal laughter was heard by all as the stone bricks fell from the ceiling.
When Neal finally got over his shooting craze, he took a strong pose. To all he said, "This is it." And he aimed the ray gun at the idiotic stature of George W. Cooper. He fired. The stature split apart into a zillion pieces, leaving me cowering in the dust. I was curled into a little ball, my blond hair flowing on my shoulders. Of course, my hair is short, so, I guess it doesn't work. But you know what it would be like if I had loong hair.
Just at that moment, George appeared. He saw the beloved statue of himself. He gaped. "My..my...STATUE!!!" He began to sob waterfalls. He looked at all of them and pulled out his cellular phone. "Alanna? They blew up my statue! Neal and the narrator...What's her name? Um...Spawn of Satan, I think. Um..can you hurt them, please? Please? PLEEAAASSEE?? Well same to you!!" He slammed the cell phone down angrily. He gave an angered sigh. "Ex-wives..." Giving one final glance around the room, George W. Cooper perked up. He bent over and picked up a piece of stone and lifted it up over his head. "It's my EAR!!! It will complete my collection!" George skulked out of the room.
Neal and the Spawn of Satan watch, astounded as.....Where was I? The lunch room? Oh yes!
Kel and Neal skipped into the lunch room, still humming the coconut song. Roald motioned to them from across the lunch room. Kel and Neal ran to get their food and skipped to the table where Roald, Cleon, and, ironically, Joren sat.
Neal whispered in Kel's ear, "Methinks its the sweater, miss." Kel nodded, smiling.
"Joren," Roald stated, " was just talking about his new business." Roald and Cleon flashed copies of Joren's business card. Joren grinned. Now, this wasn't an ordinary grin, oh, no. This was a special type of grin. The kind close friends exchange. And Joren definitely wasn't a close friend.
Joren suddenly jumped up and ran out of the lunch room. 'How strange, ' Kel thought, 'I never thought penguins could sponatneously combust..' For Kel wasn't paying attention to Joren, she was watching the little television everyone has in their heads.
Unbeknownst to everyone else, Cleon had left the room. "Um..excuse me, Kel?" Neal asked, waving a mashed potatoey hand in front of her face. Kel shook her head. It had appeared that there had been a food fight while Kel was watching the penguins ontop of the telly-vision. Oblivious to all around her, Kel took her tray to the servants in the kitchen.
"Why Kel, who's the father?" asked Jordan, the cook.
"What?!" Kel cried. Immediately all noise behind her ceased. Kel turned around slowly only to find everyone staring at her. Kel's face turned a kind of red rose color, then she burst through the doors leading out of the lunch room. Neal ran after her.
Kel stopped just outside the door so suddenly that Neal nearly collided with her. The sight was either the most disgusting or the strangest they had ever seen. It appeared that Joren was kissing this very UGLY girl. She could almost have been called a man and people would have believed her...er him.
There was a rumbling coming through the floor and Cleon came barreling down the hallway wearing nothing but an EXTRA small pink thong. The sight repulsed all onlookers.
"Loren! I thought you loved ME!!" Cleon sobbed.
Joren looked up, "Oh, um, pookey, where did you come from? You know you were supposed to wait for me by the fountain!"
The ugly girl looked up and in a very husky voice said, "But, Schnooky, I thought you loved me!"
"AAAHHHHHH!!! The penguins are back!!" Joren screamed as Kel and Neal stepped from the shadows.
"Looks like we're not the only one's having affairs, Queenscove," Cleon said tartly, looking at Neal and Kel's clasped hands.
The two let go quickly, putting their hands behind their backs and blushing.
Joren continued in a sing-song voice, "One by one the penguins are taking my sanity...Woo HA!!"
Everyone, and the ugly girl, chorused, "He's lost it!"
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I think I might just leave it off right here, says Spawn of Satan and her friend the *shudders* cheery Queen of Fluff.
I got the spontaneously combusting penguins from a Monty Python skit and let me know if you want the whole thing.
I also got the "One by one penguins..." from a sign my friend Jessica has in her room.
I don't own Kel, Neal or any other characters, EXCEPT Jordan the cook and Kel's big green sweater.
Till next time! Your friend, The Spawn of Satan!!!
*~*Kel's BIG GREEN SWEATER*~* PART THREE!!!!!
When last we saw Kel, she was skipping merrily down the hall singing the coconut song. Now, we see what the people in the lunch room have to say about KEL's *echo* BIG *echo* GREEN *echo* SWEATDROP *echo* *echo* .
"You know that's not right," he drawled.
"Alright," I(the narrator) said. I cleared my throat. "KEL'S *echo* BIG *echo* GREEN *echo* SWEATER *echo*!!" "Did I get it right this time, Nealan?"
"You....you spawn of Satan! You have uttered the incorrect form of my name, Spawn of Satan. You shall be burnt to a crisp with my shiny, new ray gun, Spawn of Satan." Neal said as he pulled out his shiny, new ray gun which he had yet to read the manual for.
"Die, Spawn of Satan!" Neal shouted as I dove behind the nearest available statue. Which just happened to be a statue of my arch-nemesis, George W. Cooper.
Hiding behind the utterly stupid and idiotic statue, I heard the sounds of the ray hitting the wall and bits of the ceiling tumbling down. I heard Neal screaming, "DOWN WITH THE SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!" And then his maniacal laughter was heard by all as the stone bricks fell from the ceiling.
When Neal finally got over his shooting craze, he took a strong pose. To all he said, "This is it." And he aimed the ray gun at the idiotic stature of George W. Cooper. He fired. The stature split apart into a zillion pieces, leaving me cowering in the dust. I was curled into a little ball, my blond hair flowing on my shoulders. Of course, my hair is short, so, I guess it doesn't work. But you know what it would be like if I had loong hair.
Just at that moment, George appeared. He saw the beloved statue of himself. He gaped. "My..my...STATUE!!!" He began to sob waterfalls. He looked at all of them and pulled out his cellular phone. "Alanna? They blew up my statue! Neal and the narrator...What's her name? Um...Spawn of Satan, I think. Um..can you hurt them, please? Please? PLEEAAASSEE?? Well same to you!!" He slammed the cell phone down angrily. He gave an angered sigh. "Ex-wives..." Giving one final glance around the room, George W. Cooper perked up. He bent over and picked up a piece of stone and lifted it up over his head. "It's my EAR!!! It will complete my collection!" George skulked out of the room.
Neal and the Spawn of Satan watch, astounded as.....Where was I? The lunch room? Oh yes!
Kel and Neal skipped into the lunch room, still humming the coconut song. Roald motioned to them from across the lunch room. Kel and Neal ran to get their food and skipped to the table where Roald, Cleon, and, ironically, Joren sat.
Neal whispered in Kel's ear, "Methinks its the sweater, miss." Kel nodded, smiling.
"Joren," Roald stated, " was just talking about his new business." Roald and Cleon flashed copies of Joren's business card. Joren grinned. Now, this wasn't an ordinary grin, oh, no. This was a special type of grin. The kind close friends exchange. And Joren definitely wasn't a close friend.
Joren suddenly jumped up and ran out of the lunch room. 'How strange, ' Kel thought, 'I never thought penguins could sponatneously combust..' For Kel wasn't paying attention to Joren, she was watching the little television everyone has in their heads.
Unbeknownst to everyone else, Cleon had left the room. "Um..excuse me, Kel?" Neal asked, waving a mashed potatoey hand in front of her face. Kel shook her head. It had appeared that there had been a food fight while Kel was watching the penguins ontop of the telly-vision. Oblivious to all around her, Kel took her tray to the servants in the kitchen.
"Why Kel, who's the father?" asked Jordan, the cook.
"What?!" Kel cried. Immediately all noise behind her ceased. Kel turned around slowly only to find everyone staring at her. Kel's face turned a kind of red rose color, then she burst through the doors leading out of the lunch room. Neal ran after her.
Kel stopped just outside the door so suddenly that Neal nearly collided with her. The sight was either the most disgusting or the strangest they had ever seen. It appeared that Joren was kissing this very UGLY girl. She could almost have been called a man and people would have believed her...er him.
There was a rumbling coming through the floor and Cleon came barreling down the hallway wearing nothing but an EXTRA small pink thong. The sight repulsed all onlookers.
"Loren! I thought you loved ME!!" Cleon sobbed.
Joren looked up, "Oh, um, pookey, where did you come from? You know you were supposed to wait for me by the fountain!"
The ugly girl looked up and in a very husky voice said, "But, Schnooky, I thought you loved me!"
"AAAHHHHHH!!! The penguins are back!!" Joren screamed as Kel and Neal stepped from the shadows.
"Looks like we're not the only one's having affairs, Queenscove," Cleon said tartly, looking at Neal and Kel's clasped hands.
The two let go quickly, putting their hands behind their backs and blushing.
Joren continued in a sing-song voice, "One by one the penguins are taking my sanity...Woo HA!!"
Everyone, and the ugly girl, chorused, "He's lost it!"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
I think I might just leave it off right here, says Spawn of Satan and her friend the *shudders* cheery Queen of Fluff.
I got the spontaneously combusting penguins from a Monty Python skit and let me know if you want the whole thing.
I also got the "One by one penguins..." from a sign my friend Jessica has in her room.
I don't own Kel, Neal or any other characters, EXCEPT Jordan the cook and Kel's big green sweater.
Till next time! Your friend, The Spawn of Satan!!!