The Slayers: Reversed World

One day Lina and the whole entire cast of "The Slayers" (And I mean *Everybody*) were taking a lovely stroll through the gardens of Sayruun, when suddenly...

Echoey Voice: Muahahahahahaha! I've done it! I've finally created the ultimate tool of destruction!!! Muahahahahahaha!

A guy wearing a really weird white polyester suit and holding one of those cheap toy Echo makers hops out of some nearby bushes...

Lina: *Points at him* OH MY GOD!!! It's...ELVIS PRESLEY!!!!!

All Girls: ELVIS PRESLEY?!? *Scream in admiration*

Zelgadis: And I thought "I" was popular...

Elvis: That's right, and I'm about to take over the Universe!

There's a big bright flash of light and the Slayers cast is sent into a state of...Reverse!

*Insert: "Twilight Zone" theme here...*

Elvis: Noooo! What happened? It didn't work!!! Oh well, back to the drawing board... *Runs off*

(Warning!: The following sentences, phrases, ect. are basically all things the Slayers would never say! Well, I think that about sums it up...)

Lina: I-I feel different...like, like I want to open a food drive for hungry children all over the world and put precious time and money into it!

Xellos: Boy...I feel like a Big Mack...

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Gourry: Hey Amelia, does this dress make my butt look big?

Amelia: Who gives a @$&*%?!?

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Zelgadis: *Starts singing* I'm, to sexy for my shirt...

Sylphiel: Daaaaaaaaaaamn...Peewee Herman's HOT!

Erologos: Dude, where's my car?

Xellos: *Singing* Leeeet's doooo the Tiiiime Waaaaarp agaaaaaaain!

Noonsa: Disco ain't dead yet baby!

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Gourry: I'm Odie!

Lina: I'm Garfield

Zelgadis: Oh no...not this again! I am NOTHING like John Arbuckle!

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Gaav: When did I get so pretty?

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Mazenda: Hey Valga-

Valgaav: Talk to the horn!

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Filia: Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaw! Giddy yup horsie!

Jillas: Filia! For the last time! I'm a FOX! Not a horse...

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Rezo: I see dead people!...Um...Hear them?

Dynast: *singing* Ice ice baby...

Zelas: *Hic* Waaaaaassssssaaaaaaaap?!? *hic, hic*

Amelia: I just loooooove Edgar Allan Poe's grotesque fables...

Zelgadis: I know! Let's go BOWLING!!!

Xellos: Love makes the world go 'round...

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Naga: Like, oh my god Martina! You like, totally like, stole my wardrobe!

Martina: Like, NOOO WAAAAY!

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Bugs Bunny: Awwwwww, what's up dock?

Xellos: The sky! No da.

Amelia: Holy crap! Xellos just did that Chichiri thing!

Chichiri: *Pops outta nowhere* There you are Bugs!

Gourry: Who are you?

Chichiri: Sore wa himitsu desu!

Amelia: No comment...

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Amelia: I've never noticed how cool "Korn" is...

Deep Sea Dolphin: Sorry, I'm allergic to anything wet...

Filia: *To Valgaav* Polly wanna cracker?

Dynast: Mentos, the fresh maker...

Valgaav: I've been goin' to therapy, and I've learned that !!ANGER!! is not a good thing...*twitch*

Almace: Do you know...The muffin man?

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Eris: You remind me of the babe!

Rezo: What babe?

Eris: The babe with the power.

Rezo: What power?

Eris: The power of voodoo.

Rezo: Who do?

Eris: You do.

Rezo: Do what?

Eris: Remind me of the babe...

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Lina: Welcome ta Gamers, how can I help ya? nyo

Zelgadis: *Hack, cough, snort* ..........Is that the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland? *sniff*

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Luna: Lina...I am you're sister!

Lina: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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A/N: Heh, I needed a break from "Coconuts" so I did this...I'll continue on request, I guess. Since I mainly did it for fun. But I certainly wouldn't mind doing more. R&R please, but no flames. Tank-ku, Buh-byez!