Albus Dumbledore called all the Hogwarts students in the great hall. He had a very important announcement.
"Children! Children! All of you are so lucky?"
"Huh, why?" came from all the tables; Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
"We are going to visit the land of…RIVENDELL!"
"…Where?"
"MIDDLE EARTH!"
"Oh my god!" shrieked Hermione.
"WHAT?" Ron yelled.
"Rivendell is most known for ARWEN UNDOMIEL! PRINCESS OF THE ELVES!!!!"
"Uh..yay?" Harry said.
"YES, YAY!!! YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY!" Minerva McGonagall said.
Albus had all of the students' luggage packed. He told everybody to get onboard the train.
"Well, off to Rivendell!" Albus said.
In the land of Rivendell, Arwen Undomiel was wondering why they were coming.
"To bewitch our land? I SHOULD SIC THE ORCS ON THEM!" Arwen growled.
Suddenly a big booming sound thundered all of Middle Earth.
"WHAT THE HECK?" said Arwen.
"Well, hello there!" Albus greeted Arwen.
"DON'T HELLO THERE ME, MISTER! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE TO STEAL THE ONE RING! WELL THINK AGAIN!!!" Arwen yelled.
"Uh no, and even if I wanted the ring, I could always mutter Selinus!" Albus said. The ring flew and placed itself in Albus's hands.
"Hehe..oops?" he said.
"GANDALF!!!!!!!" Arwen yelled.
"I'M NOT DEAF YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!" Gandalf yelled back.
"ME EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This man is an impostor!"
"Impossible. This is Albus Dumbledore, the greatest wizard of all time."
"Oh..oops..hehe.." Arwen blushed.
"Well, hello there!" Aragorn said.
"Aragorn? You're not supposed to be here!"
"Well the author put me here, so deal with it!"
"Besides, you want Samantha, you bastard!" Arwen sobbed.
"No, I do!" Draco said.
(A/N-Aragorn and Draco fighting over Samantha is an inside joke with my friend Samantha and I…)
"Wow, what a nice field trip!" Albus said.
"Oh yeah, very nice," Ron scoffed.
"Shut up you git!" Malfoy said.
"YOU!" Ron cried and buried himself in Harry's shoulder.
Suddenly, Voldemort came.
"HEY! VOLDEMORT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS FANFICTION!" Harry said.
"Well, guess what, I'm killing you off so deal with it!"
"NOOOO!"
"Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort said and pointed his wand at Harry.
Harry died.
"LYKE OH MY GOD NOOO HARRY!!" Hermione said with fake sympathy.
"Thank god. He was annoying." Arwen said.
"Yep." Everybody agreed.
After that, they had a big party. Voldemort danced with Eowyn.
"Hey big boy, you wanna go up to my room?" winked Eowyn.
THE END
"Children! Children! All of you are so lucky?"
"Huh, why?" came from all the tables; Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
"We are going to visit the land of…RIVENDELL!"
"…Where?"
"MIDDLE EARTH!"
"Oh my god!" shrieked Hermione.
"WHAT?" Ron yelled.
"Rivendell is most known for ARWEN UNDOMIEL! PRINCESS OF THE ELVES!!!!"
"Uh..yay?" Harry said.
"YES, YAY!!! YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY!" Minerva McGonagall said.
Albus had all of the students' luggage packed. He told everybody to get onboard the train.
"Well, off to Rivendell!" Albus said.
In the land of Rivendell, Arwen Undomiel was wondering why they were coming.
"To bewitch our land? I SHOULD SIC THE ORCS ON THEM!" Arwen growled.
Suddenly a big booming sound thundered all of Middle Earth.
"WHAT THE HECK?" said Arwen.
"Well, hello there!" Albus greeted Arwen.
"DON'T HELLO THERE ME, MISTER! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE TO STEAL THE ONE RING! WELL THINK AGAIN!!!" Arwen yelled.
"Uh no, and even if I wanted the ring, I could always mutter Selinus!" Albus said. The ring flew and placed itself in Albus's hands.
"Hehe..oops?" he said.
"GANDALF!!!!!!!" Arwen yelled.
"I'M NOT DEAF YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!" Gandalf yelled back.
"ME EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This man is an impostor!"
"Impossible. This is Albus Dumbledore, the greatest wizard of all time."
"Oh..oops..hehe.." Arwen blushed.
"Well, hello there!" Aragorn said.
"Aragorn? You're not supposed to be here!"
"Well the author put me here, so deal with it!"
"Besides, you want Samantha, you bastard!" Arwen sobbed.
"No, I do!" Draco said.
(A/N-Aragorn and Draco fighting over Samantha is an inside joke with my friend Samantha and I…)
"Wow, what a nice field trip!" Albus said.
"Oh yeah, very nice," Ron scoffed.
"Shut up you git!" Malfoy said.
"YOU!" Ron cried and buried himself in Harry's shoulder.
Suddenly, Voldemort came.
"HEY! VOLDEMORT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS FANFICTION!" Harry said.
"Well, guess what, I'm killing you off so deal with it!"
"NOOOO!"
"Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort said and pointed his wand at Harry.
Harry died.
"LYKE OH MY GOD NOOO HARRY!!" Hermione said with fake sympathy.
"Thank god. He was annoying." Arwen said.
"Yep." Everybody agreed.
After that, they had a big party. Voldemort danced with Eowyn.
"Hey big boy, you wanna go up to my room?" winked Eowyn.
THE END