Relena, being a blonde, decided to ignore Mariemaia's obvious foreshadowing
and jumped out of the side of the boat. One of the stage crew also somehow
got a hold of a copy of the 'Jaws' soundtrack and it began playing
dramatically in the background.
"What a blonde," Mariemaia stated flatly as she watched the girl go overboard, "even I'm not that dumb."
"No comment," Quatre muttered.
Rashid added his two cents, " I plead the fifth."
The red haired kid turned to glare at them before pointing toward the 'Queen' floating in the water, her skirt up over her head, "fetch, boys!"
The younger of the two cleared his throat calmly, "I think you seem to forget that we are both from Arabia, a place of NO WATER. We do not know how to swim."
She growled, "then get on your life jackets, you fools! Don't you know safety regulations?!" Suddenly thrashing was heard in the water and she giggled maliciously, "I suggest you get back into the ship, or you'll be eaten by Shrieking Eels. They shriek when they smell the flesh of blondes, so I suggest you hurry up. If you come back I won't harm you.....much."
"She doesn't die....unluckily," Doctor J muttered the last part under his breath, but the children heard it anyway.
Sonnet sighed happily, "good! I like Queen Relena."
"I'm just telling you guys because the boys over there are looking a bit nervous," he snickered as all the girls turned to stare at the two males.
Adrian and Alecsander stiffened as the former spoke, "we are not!"
Kim smirked, "yes, you are!"
Alecsander exchanged a look with his brother before speaking up, "even if we are, it's not our fault. You try living with 29 female pacifists in your family, then see how YOU turn out."
"Big wordth for a little man, "Threnody stated with a smile that took the sting out of her words. The boy in question merely blushed and stayed completely mute.
"If you munchkins are going to flirt, I can stop right now," Doctor J warned, slightly disgusted by the display his creations' progeny were putting on....and at ages under ten, too!
"We are NOT flirting," Kim stated stubbornly, scowling.
Li rolled her eyes, "just continue the story, Doc."
He cleared his throat and began again, " 'Then get on your life jackets you foo-."
"We already did that," Sonnet stated calmly, settling herself down.
"Right, right....um....so Mariemaia sends out her ultimatum and Relena decides to listen to the kid's advice....smart blonde."
"What a blonde," Mariemaia stated flatly as she watched the girl go overboard, "even I'm not that dumb."
"No comment," Quatre muttered.
Rashid added his two cents, " I plead the fifth."
The red haired kid turned to glare at them before pointing toward the 'Queen' floating in the water, her skirt up over her head, "fetch, boys!"
The younger of the two cleared his throat calmly, "I think you seem to forget that we are both from Arabia, a place of NO WATER. We do not know how to swim."
She growled, "then get on your life jackets, you fools! Don't you know safety regulations?!" Suddenly thrashing was heard in the water and she giggled maliciously, "I suggest you get back into the ship, or you'll be eaten by Shrieking Eels. They shriek when they smell the flesh of blondes, so I suggest you hurry up. If you come back I won't harm you.....much."
"She doesn't die....unluckily," Doctor J muttered the last part under his breath, but the children heard it anyway.
Sonnet sighed happily, "good! I like Queen Relena."
"I'm just telling you guys because the boys over there are looking a bit nervous," he snickered as all the girls turned to stare at the two males.
Adrian and Alecsander stiffened as the former spoke, "we are not!"
Kim smirked, "yes, you are!"
Alecsander exchanged a look with his brother before speaking up, "even if we are, it's not our fault. You try living with 29 female pacifists in your family, then see how YOU turn out."
"Big wordth for a little man, "Threnody stated with a smile that took the sting out of her words. The boy in question merely blushed and stayed completely mute.
"If you munchkins are going to flirt, I can stop right now," Doctor J warned, slightly disgusted by the display his creations' progeny were putting on....and at ages under ten, too!
"We are NOT flirting," Kim stated stubbornly, scowling.
Li rolled her eyes, "just continue the story, Doc."
He cleared his throat and began again, " 'Then get on your life jackets you foo-."
"We already did that," Sonnet stated calmly, settling herself down.
"Right, right....um....so Mariemaia sends out her ultimatum and Relena decides to listen to the kid's advice....smart blonde."