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Warning: This story includes many other anime characters (you may not see it now, but you will!! o^.^o). Also, it may contain profanity, illegal and legal drug use, alcohol use, a pyro or two, and mauling of certain characters!! ~Evil grin~ (AN: yes, we're evil, but we're fun!! "Gonna kill the rabbit, heh-heh!!")
Well, we've had many say that they've loved the first chapter, so FW and me decided to continue!!!
As we last left our characters:
InuYasha and Shippou are fear-stricken, Miroku is asleep/knocked out cold, Sango and Kagome are playing the "never-ending story" game of checkers, and last but not least, a psychotic hamster is planning the demise of Inu and the others...
Chapter 2: The Insanity Continues.
InuYasha and Shippou look behind them, and the last thing we see is our favorite dog hanyou's face go completely white..
"InuYasha.what is that??" Shippou looks back fearfully at him.
"I-I-I-I do-don-don't kn-kno-know..Shippou..I don't know.."
"Okay!" Shippou replies with a smile and goes to find more stuff to light on fire, leaving the hanyou to stare.
"SESSHOMARU-SSSAAAMMMMAAA...SESSHOMARU-SSSAAAMMMAA!!!"
At first, we see Sesshomaru (Fluffy!! ^.^) and Rin taking a leisurely walk through the snow (nothing wrong w/ that you say??).
Then, you hear the chanting..of about a million or so..little, bouncing things behind them. Yes, they're the most annoying interactive toy ever created. Yes, almost everyone on this planet has one or more of them. Yes, I'm talking about.FURBIES!!!!! The evil, EVIL furbies chanting Shessy's name over and over like some cult meeting....
"SESSHOMARU-SSSAAAMMMAAA....SESSHOMARU-SSSAAMMMAAAA!!!"
"Will these cursed things ever cease functioning?!?! " The composed youkai asks with a slight annoyance factor in his voice and a lovely blue and purple vein visibly protruding from his forehead.
"Rin thinks they're cute, Fluffy-chan!!" The little girl looks up at him with an adorable grin.
"Well, I only agreed that you could have ONE of them.not the whole freakin' lot of them."
Sesshomaru stops a second to look around. "Where's that slimy underling of mine?"
Meanwhile..
Inu smells something burning again, and no, it isn't flaming kitsune..
"Ahhhhhh, ciggies!!!" Takes a big drag. "How I love thee!!"
"Oi, toad!! What are you doing on my roof?!" The outraged hanyou looks up at Jaken from the ground.
Takes another long drag.
"Why can't a person smoke a decent fag around here?!"
"My baka half-brother went that way! How could he be up there with you?!"
"How dare you speak about the Great Sesshomaru like that, you flea-infested mongrel?!"
"Why I oughtta..?! I'll make frog legs outta you!!" Grabs the Testsusaiga from its sheath, transforming it and makes a flying leap towards the roof.
"Fire!! Fire!! Fire!! Fire!! Must put something on fire!!" Shippou appears on the roof, grabs the rest of Jaken's cigarettes, and skips away in happy glee.
"Die toad!!!!" Inu makes a slash towards him, but Jaken shrieks and runs away like a bat outta hell.
"MMMOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The screaming toad leaves a trail of dust behind him while going, oh, about 76 miles per hour.
"Ahhh, there's my little minion now." Sesshomaru sees Jaken coming towards him. "Let's take our leave Rin."
But, what "Fluffy" doesn't know is that the toad ain't stopping worth a damn...
"GODS SAVE THE EMPRESS!!! MMMOOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
...and VVVRRRRROOOMMM!!
BAMMMMMM!!!
FLLLOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
LOOK AT THAT SUCKER GO!!!!! BURN BABY BURN!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!"
"AHHHH!!! NO!!!!!! MY TAIL!!!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS TAIL!!!!!"
"GO TO HELL SISSY BOY!!!!!"
ZZZOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!
"Fluffy-chan!!!!!"
..and Sessy is down for the count, meeting Mr. Snow.
But, Mr. Snow ends up putting Sessy's tail out after Shippou, being the lil' pyro he is, lights it up, and bounces gleefully away in psychotic ecstasy.
"Fluffy-chan! Are you okay??" Rin hovers over the amphibian-footprint detailed, slightly burnt dog youkai with the furby cult surrounding them in a circle. (He kinda looks like this: @_@)
"FLUFFY-CHAN! FLUFFY-CHAN! FLUFFY-CHAN! FLUFFY-CHAN!!"
In seeing this whole scenario, InuYasha finally loses it and falls to the ground laughing his (AN: nice, tight! (hehe) FW) lil' ass off.
"So..funny...must..breathe..!!!"
"So, fate does have its amusing points after all, huh InuYasha?" Miroku finally comments after being asleep for so long.
InuYasha composes himself at the monk's words.
" Feh! What's amusing? I didn't see anything amusing." Returns back to the hut with a slight smirk on his face.
Miroku just shrugs, following him, not before finding Kagome's CD player at his feet. He puts it on and starts to listen. Hmmmm interesting.. He sits down and gets a huge grin.
Let's see now: Kagome will be here, Sango there, Miroku there, and the half- canine ass over there.. The hamster plans out his preparations on a dry- erase board on the side of the cage, including a color-coded map of the entire hut. Now, can I obtain enough duct tape??
InuYasha comes in and sits down across from him. Now, you incessant little fur ball, what's your name?
Turns around taking its tiny glasses off. Oh, there you are. If you must know, my name is feared all around present-day Japan and strikes horror into the hearts of many innocent civilians.
Yeah, so??
"Oh, there he is!! There's my little powder puff!!! And look!! You've made a pretty picture!!!" Kagome picks him up and cuddles him. Severely, in fact.
Sango goes to sit next to Miroku.
"Hey houshi-sama, what are you doing?" The monk just sits there bopping his head back and forth.
"Hello? Miroku?" Gets eye-to-eye with him.
"Why, hello there, short-ay. Would you like to shizzle mah nizzle for shuh?"
"Oooooooo-kay." Sango backs away ever so slowly to Kagome's side.
"Kagome?? Ka-go-me??? There's something wrong with that monk."
Puts the hamster back into its cage and stands up. "Yes, Sango. We've known that for a long time."
"No, more than that. There's something seriously wrong this time."
Kagome gets a confused look on her face and they both gaze over to the monk bopping his head and waving both hands up and down.
Kagome goes over to him and takes off the earphones. She turns the volume slightly up and puts them on herself. "Yep, just as I thought."
"What? What's wrong Kagome-chan?"
"It'z a hard knock life for us, it'z a hard knock life for us." The monk starts to rap in a low voice.
They both shake their heads in defeat.
Meanwhile.
Jaken runs into a faraway village, still keeping up the same speed.
He finally runs out of breath and sits down on a cart full of lots of round, circular cylinders with funny strings coming out of them..
"Ahhhhhhhh, finally rid of that miserable half-dog demon." Goes into his kimono top to recover his cancer sticks.
"NOOOO!!! Not my ciggies!!!! Anything but my ciggies!!!" Starts to cry uncontrollably.
Then, we see our little kitsune youkai comes onto the scene.
"Hi fly breath!! Whatcha doin'??" Shippou waves up at Jaken.
Jaken stops crying for a minute. "What do YOU want, you little fire rat?!"
"Nuttin'.." Rocks back and forth in a sing-song voice.
"Wait a minute!!!! My ciggies!!! You have my ciggies!!!!" Points hysterically at him.
"What? These horrible smelling things??" Throws them up in the air. "You can have 'em."
"Oh my lil' babies!!! How I've missed you!!" Cradles them in his hands.
Shippou then turns around and starts to walk away.
"Hey kid!!! You got a light?"
The kitsune cub opens up the match box and finds one match left. He strikes the match. "Oh damn! That was my last one too. It was a dud!!" Throws the match behind him and runs off.
Jaken then sniffs and hears a slight hissing sound. "Wait a minute. There aren't any snake youkai around these parts."
The hissing starts to get louder..
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
..and there goes the first toad astronaut to discover exactly how many fireworks you can light on fire to propel yourself into far-off space...
..and that's why smoking is bad, mmkay??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile..In the next galaxy..on a giant spaceship....
"Hey Jet, how goes the bounties today??"
"Okay, a little less hectic than usual but okay."
SMACK!!!!!!!!
"GAHHHHHH!!!" The woman falls over with heels in the air. "What the hell is that thing?!"
"I dunno Faye, but it sure is awful ugly."
MUHAHAHAHA!!! End of Ch. 2! Evil cliffhangers!!!
Next Chapter: Along with the Bebop crew and Who's this at Inuyasha's door??
Well, review evil minions, Review!!! Especially you, Evil Minion #13!!!
P.S.: Whoever wrote "Sesshomaru and the Attack of the Furbies"; please e- mail SkyeKat to get your recognition. Oh, and "Hard Knock Life" belongs to Jay-Z.
C-yas 'til next chapter!! ^.^ & ^_^
eyHey
Warning: This story includes many other anime characters (you may not see it now, but you will!! o^.^o). Also, it may contain profanity, illegal and legal drug use, alcohol use, a pyro or two, and mauling of certain characters!! ~Evil grin~ (AN: yes, we're evil, but we're fun!! "Gonna kill the rabbit, heh-heh!!")
Well, we've had many say that they've loved the first chapter, so FW and me decided to continue!!!
As we last left our characters:
InuYasha and Shippou are fear-stricken, Miroku is asleep/knocked out cold, Sango and Kagome are playing the "never-ending story" game of checkers, and last but not least, a psychotic hamster is planning the demise of Inu and the others...
Chapter 2: The Insanity Continues.
InuYasha and Shippou look behind them, and the last thing we see is our favorite dog hanyou's face go completely white..
"InuYasha.what is that??" Shippou looks back fearfully at him.
"I-I-I-I do-don-don't kn-kno-know..Shippou..I don't know.."
"Okay!" Shippou replies with a smile and goes to find more stuff to light on fire, leaving the hanyou to stare.
"SESSHOMARU-SSSAAAMMMMAAA...SESSHOMARU-SSSAAAMMMAA!!!"
At first, we see Sesshomaru (Fluffy!! ^.^) and Rin taking a leisurely walk through the snow (nothing wrong w/ that you say??).
Then, you hear the chanting..of about a million or so..little, bouncing things behind them. Yes, they're the most annoying interactive toy ever created. Yes, almost everyone on this planet has one or more of them. Yes, I'm talking about.FURBIES!!!!! The evil, EVIL furbies chanting Shessy's name over and over like some cult meeting....
"SESSHOMARU-SSSAAAMMMAAA....SESSHOMARU-SSSAAMMMAAAA!!!"
"Will these cursed things ever cease functioning?!?! " The composed youkai asks with a slight annoyance factor in his voice and a lovely blue and purple vein visibly protruding from his forehead.
"Rin thinks they're cute, Fluffy-chan!!" The little girl looks up at him with an adorable grin.
"Well, I only agreed that you could have ONE of them.not the whole freakin' lot of them."
Sesshomaru stops a second to look around. "Where's that slimy underling of mine?"
Meanwhile..
Inu smells something burning again, and no, it isn't flaming kitsune..
"Ahhhhhh, ciggies!!!" Takes a big drag. "How I love thee!!"
"Oi, toad!! What are you doing on my roof?!" The outraged hanyou looks up at Jaken from the ground.
Takes another long drag.
"Why can't a person smoke a decent fag around here?!"
"My baka half-brother went that way! How could he be up there with you?!"
"How dare you speak about the Great Sesshomaru like that, you flea-infested mongrel?!"
"Why I oughtta..?! I'll make frog legs outta you!!" Grabs the Testsusaiga from its sheath, transforming it and makes a flying leap towards the roof.
"Fire!! Fire!! Fire!! Fire!! Must put something on fire!!" Shippou appears on the roof, grabs the rest of Jaken's cigarettes, and skips away in happy glee.
"Die toad!!!!" Inu makes a slash towards him, but Jaken shrieks and runs away like a bat outta hell.
"MMMOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The screaming toad leaves a trail of dust behind him while going, oh, about 76 miles per hour.
"Ahhh, there's my little minion now." Sesshomaru sees Jaken coming towards him. "Let's take our leave Rin."
But, what "Fluffy" doesn't know is that the toad ain't stopping worth a damn...
"GODS SAVE THE EMPRESS!!! MMMOOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
...and VVVRRRRROOOMMM!!
BAMMMMMM!!!
FLLLOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
LOOK AT THAT SUCKER GO!!!!! BURN BABY BURN!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!"
"AHHHH!!! NO!!!!!! MY TAIL!!!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS TAIL!!!!!"
"GO TO HELL SISSY BOY!!!!!"
ZZZOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!
"Fluffy-chan!!!!!"
..and Sessy is down for the count, meeting Mr. Snow.
But, Mr. Snow ends up putting Sessy's tail out after Shippou, being the lil' pyro he is, lights it up, and bounces gleefully away in psychotic ecstasy.
"Fluffy-chan! Are you okay??" Rin hovers over the amphibian-footprint detailed, slightly burnt dog youkai with the furby cult surrounding them in a circle. (He kinda looks like this: @_@)
"FLUFFY-CHAN! FLUFFY-CHAN! FLUFFY-CHAN! FLUFFY-CHAN!!"
In seeing this whole scenario, InuYasha finally loses it and falls to the ground laughing his (AN: nice, tight! (hehe) FW) lil' ass off.
"So..funny...must..breathe..!!!"
"So, fate does have its amusing points after all, huh InuYasha?" Miroku finally comments after being asleep for so long.
InuYasha composes himself at the monk's words.
" Feh! What's amusing? I didn't see anything amusing." Returns back to the hut with a slight smirk on his face.
Miroku just shrugs, following him, not before finding Kagome's CD player at his feet. He puts it on and starts to listen. Hmmmm interesting.. He sits down and gets a huge grin.
Let's see now: Kagome will be here, Sango there, Miroku there, and the half- canine ass over there.. The hamster plans out his preparations on a dry- erase board on the side of the cage, including a color-coded map of the entire hut. Now, can I obtain enough duct tape??
InuYasha comes in and sits down across from him. Now, you incessant little fur ball, what's your name?
Turns around taking its tiny glasses off. Oh, there you are. If you must know, my name is feared all around present-day Japan and strikes horror into the hearts of many innocent civilians.
Yeah, so??
"Oh, there he is!! There's my little powder puff!!! And look!! You've made a pretty picture!!!" Kagome picks him up and cuddles him. Severely, in fact.
Sango goes to sit next to Miroku.
"Hey houshi-sama, what are you doing?" The monk just sits there bopping his head back and forth.
"Hello? Miroku?" Gets eye-to-eye with him.
"Why, hello there, short-ay. Would you like to shizzle mah nizzle for shuh?"
"Oooooooo-kay." Sango backs away ever so slowly to Kagome's side.
"Kagome?? Ka-go-me??? There's something wrong with that monk."
Puts the hamster back into its cage and stands up. "Yes, Sango. We've known that for a long time."
"No, more than that. There's something seriously wrong this time."
Kagome gets a confused look on her face and they both gaze over to the monk bopping his head and waving both hands up and down.
Kagome goes over to him and takes off the earphones. She turns the volume slightly up and puts them on herself. "Yep, just as I thought."
"What? What's wrong Kagome-chan?"
"It'z a hard knock life for us, it'z a hard knock life for us." The monk starts to rap in a low voice.
They both shake their heads in defeat.
Meanwhile.
Jaken runs into a faraway village, still keeping up the same speed.
He finally runs out of breath and sits down on a cart full of lots of round, circular cylinders with funny strings coming out of them..
"Ahhhhhhhh, finally rid of that miserable half-dog demon." Goes into his kimono top to recover his cancer sticks.
"NOOOO!!! Not my ciggies!!!! Anything but my ciggies!!!" Starts to cry uncontrollably.
Then, we see our little kitsune youkai comes onto the scene.
"Hi fly breath!! Whatcha doin'??" Shippou waves up at Jaken.
Jaken stops crying for a minute. "What do YOU want, you little fire rat?!"
"Nuttin'.." Rocks back and forth in a sing-song voice.
"Wait a minute!!!! My ciggies!!! You have my ciggies!!!!" Points hysterically at him.
"What? These horrible smelling things??" Throws them up in the air. "You can have 'em."
"Oh my lil' babies!!! How I've missed you!!" Cradles them in his hands.
Shippou then turns around and starts to walk away.
"Hey kid!!! You got a light?"
The kitsune cub opens up the match box and finds one match left. He strikes the match. "Oh damn! That was my last one too. It was a dud!!" Throws the match behind him and runs off.
Jaken then sniffs and hears a slight hissing sound. "Wait a minute. There aren't any snake youkai around these parts."
The hissing starts to get louder..
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
..and there goes the first toad astronaut to discover exactly how many fireworks you can light on fire to propel yourself into far-off space...
..and that's why smoking is bad, mmkay??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile..In the next galaxy..on a giant spaceship....
"Hey Jet, how goes the bounties today??"
"Okay, a little less hectic than usual but okay."
SMACK!!!!!!!!
"GAHHHHHH!!!" The woman falls over with heels in the air. "What the hell is that thing?!"
"I dunno Faye, but it sure is awful ugly."
MUHAHAHAHA!!! End of Ch. 2! Evil cliffhangers!!!
Next Chapter: Along with the Bebop crew and Who's this at Inuyasha's door??
Well, review evil minions, Review!!! Especially you, Evil Minion #13!!!
P.S.: Whoever wrote "Sesshomaru and the Attack of the Furbies"; please e- mail SkyeKat to get your recognition. Oh, and "Hard Knock Life" belongs to Jay-Z.
C-yas 'til next chapter!! ^.^ & ^_^
eyHey