Disclaimer-To any moron who thinks I own the characters: DON'T BE RETARDED!
Summary-You should know…
Unpleasant Run-Ins With The Folks
Gohan fell out of the tree, seething with pain. "Jesus Christ, Sharpner, what did you think you were doing?" he screamed at him, holding his tail and trying to pressure out the pain. "DON'T GRAB MY TAIL!!!!"
"Um, a tail?" a really stupid boy named Bill questioned.
"Yes!" Gohan yelled at him. "What's the matter, you never seen a tail before?"
"Um, not on a human," Erasa piped up.
"Well, now you have!" Gohan yelled, his tail still painful from Sharpner's pull.
The class just kind of stared at him for awhile, then finally started moving again. They were muttering between themselves, taking about 'freak shows' and 'tails'.
"Hey, Gohan," Videl asked. "I you don't mind my asking…HOW DID YOU GET A TAIL??!!"
"It's hereditary," he answered simply, giving his tail a final rub before wrapping it around his waist. "My father has one, too."
"OK, class," Mr. Lock said. "Our encampment is not far from here. We'll be pressing on now."
The class groaned. "Do we have too?" a whiny blonde-brain named Hillary asked.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Mr. Lock said sarcastically. "Are your 26 changes of clothes too heavy for you?"
"I've only got 24!" Hillary retorted. "I have to look good for the boys."
Videl scoffed. "As if there are millions of boys here, Hillary."
"Well, there's certainly one over there!" Hillary retorted.
"Where?" someone asked.
"Over there!" Hillary exclaimed, pointing through some bushes.
The whole class crowded around the bushes. Gohan, unfortunately, was in the back.
"Whoo-hoo," some boy whistled. "PG-13."
"Hey, move over!" Gohan ordered, pushing some people out of the way. "Oh my God…"
Sitting on a rock were Goku and Chichi. Goku in training clothes, Chichi in black lingerie. Goku turned up to Super Saiyan. Kissing like there was no tomorrow. (1)
One brilliant student decided to snap a fallen twig right there.
Both Goku and Chichi turned around…to find approximately 30 14-year-old faces staring at them.
Once again, the peace of the forest was shattered by screaming.
REVIEW!
1-It wasn't that bad actually…but you shouldn't kiss in front of ditzy Anime teens, they take everything the wrong!